Originally Posted by acefee311:
“Is all well this dull dark morning. Since the daft clocks went back.”
“Is all well this dull dark morning. Since the daft clocks went back.”
My clock is not daft - it knows exactly what it is doing!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Morning Martin! Want a sexy haircut? Just given the OH a number 2 
And hoovered his lovely quiff off the carpet 
And hoovered his lovely quiff off the carpet
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning Martin! Want a sexy haircut? Just given the OH a number 2 And hoovered his lovely quiff off the carpet ”
“Morning Martin! Want a sexy haircut? Just given the OH a number 2
And hoovered his lovely quiff off the carpet ”
I shall be visiting my friends at Barnet College on Monday for a short back and sides !!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I shall be visiting my friends at Barnet College on Monday for a short back and sides !!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I shall be visiting my friends at Barnet College on Monday for a short back and sides !!!!!!!!!!!!”
Do they do it free??
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not seen you in ages ace! What the devil are you doing in here?
”
“Not seen you in ages ace! What the devil are you doing in here?
”
Howdy there am well thank you very much. I've been about but in other forum areas. Hope all is well with you too. All the best.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*vamps into thread wearing slinky black silk evening dress and blood red rose in hair*”
“*vamps into thread wearing slinky black silk evening dress and blood red rose in hair*
”
Look Martin - I've told you before that you don't suit women's clothes
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Look Martin - I've told you before that you don't suit women's clothes”
“Look Martin - I've told you before that you don't suit women's clothes
”
You don't suit speedos either
Seeing that nobody bothered to come on here yesterday, I presume you were all in awe of my sexy-man-about-town clothes. So smart, so sexy.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Seeing that nobody bothered to come on here yesterday, I presume you were all in awe of my sexy-man-about-town clothes. So smart, so sexy.”
“Seeing that nobody bothered to come on here yesterday, I presume you were all in awe of my sexy-man-about-town clothes. So smart, so sexy.”
Err...no - we were too busy rolling about on the floor laughing at your excruciating fashion sense.
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Err...no - we were too busy rolling about on the floor laughing at your excruciating fashion sense.”
“Err...no - we were too busy rolling about on the floor laughing at your excruciating fashion sense.
”
I take my fashion style from Sir Cliff Richard!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Ah - in that case I take it back.
Sir Cliff is a fashion icon as well as a musical legend”
“Ah - in that case I take it back.
Sir Cliff is a fashion icon as well as a musical legend
”
Thanks
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've slagged the pilchard off in his calender *sic* thread ”
“I've slagged the pilchard off in his calender *sic* thread
”
What's a "calender"
Also what has that to do with me being the sexiest person here?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What's a "calender" Also what has that to do with me being the sexiest person here?”
“What's a "calender"
Also what has that to do with me being the sexiest person here?”
The OP of that thread is a poor speller
They meant calendAr And you're not!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“It's just as well Cliff isn't a member of DS - he'd be serious competition to me for this title.”
“It's just as well Cliff isn't a member of DS - he'd be serious competition to me for this title.
”
You are ten times as sexy as him........and you're not the slightest bit sexy!!
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