You're right, they aren't, and neither are you, I am

Sorry, WUM you are new here. I know I am not winning. I have already won.

Thank you very much Martin, for your honesty

Go join Twass on the naughty step.

F**k you!

*polishes sexy throne with perfectly formed sexy posterior*

I don't think so lady Jim(Elia)

:sleep::sleep:

*curls up on throne and naps sexily*

Wake up twass! Can you get your sexy arse in the counting thread so I can post another 5, please.

I've crawled in and done it

You have had long enough being sexy ! now its the most sexy of them all .... meeee

I think you had better go back to your location!

I'll NEVER be fed up of being the sexiest!!

I've been the reigning champion of this thread since I discovered chatter

Hmmm............well, you are a close second to moi

YES

So how was your day??

Yeah it was fine, got a lie in till 8:30 which was good, and felt alert (and sexier than usual)

Also had a good laugh in Drama later that day with a few of my friends, I was telling them about that story I put in the pub too about the old guy and his blind wife

It was great.thanks!
Picked up my pay-cheque for being Daniel Craig;s body double,was pursued by all the sexy Bond girls and had a tour round the block in Danny's(as I like to call him) Porsche

What about yourself Jan?

Not such an amazingly fantasy ridden day as smokey's clearly, but I had lunch with three pals, then went round to another friend's for further girly goss, and she had made plum crumble...yum! THen met daughter briefly after work....now scoffing baked tatoes with the OH

Doesn't sound far off an ideal good day for me either actually, although I'd usually get a bottle of vodka, some fags, grab my best friend and go round to her mums place, I probably talk more to her mum than I do to her sometimes

I love a good gas with pals And we had egg, chips and bacon for lunch............classy ladies