I bet you will have a different type gas too after that

Une arome tres sexy, ma petite!!

Classier than Katie Price I'm sure

Not too difficult We tend to have lunch in a builders caff, the food is fantastic and really cheap...we had two vast rashers of bacon, lovely egg and mountains of perfect chips and a mug of all milk coffee for £3.50. I don't care where I scoff so long as the nosh is good!!

Oh i am feeling sexy sooooooo sexy tonight

excuse my singing

Who are you feeling?

I could sing Rod Stewart's anthem 'Do you think I'm Sexy?'. No need to respond, I know the answer is "yes" .

Applied for a wee part time in Boots and Glsgow Airport, I think I'll tan my wrists if I don't get it

Do you not have lavs in your houses yet?

Very funny

Tell me did it take you long to wipe the vomit off your mug?

Yes we do Martin.
Like everything else they were invented in Scotland - by Armitage Macshanks I believe.

Rubbish. It was invented by Sir John Harrington in 1596. My thanks to Twass for remembering this happening!

Rubbish - Harrington stole Armitage Macshanks idea in typical sneaky English fashion.

and who was Thomas Crapper than ?

Morning peeps

Morning Chin

Toilet humour on the thread again I see

I'm sexier than you lot despite having a cold!! AAAAtissshhhooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kindly wash your germs off this thread and vacate it.

You classes neanderthals have no place in here, GET OUTTA MAH FRED!!

"Escorts BBWF to skool and then reclines sexily in my thread"

*SNEEZES APOCAPLYPTICALLY and blows everyone else off thread*

"picks oneself up off the floor.wipes snot off thread walls and recomposes oneself in a sexy manner"

-Escorts Smokey Swine back to the slaughter house and then sits back and scratches ones arse (SEXILY) in ones thread-

No, no ChinZano pet I think you're lost, this isn't the pub garden

Mmmm......smokey pork scratchings!!!