That's scottish for a right nelly! And an unsexy one at that

Awa and bile yer heids ya perra bams.


Ah'm black affronted

I'd say two much sun myself, with that red face !!

Ah yes, another north of the borderer! Boil our heads??

Not on your nelly!!

A whole day's uninterrupted sexiness!

You think so !!

Well YOU'RE no competition

Last.

Wrong fred ya trumpet !

One is undoubtedly the most sexy personage ever to grace this thread

-In old Cockney Accent- 'ere o d ya think you are the queen of sheba?

When I'm dead and buried then you can call yourself the next sexiest personage but not now.


Even when I'm dead and scattered I'll be the most attractive ash you've ever seen, sitting proudly on any given mantelpiece

In your dreams pal!!!

In my dreams, in my sleep, in reality, deal with it

I heard you are going to Deustchland, I'm so jealous

Don't mention the war!

Ja! Ich bin Muniching! I've never been before, how cool is that

Yo Martin .....I shall refrain from goose-stepping about

Oh I wouldn't, I love Germany, I want to go to Berlin some day, the music, their open mindedness, their beer and nightlife is fantastic, and I also love their broad minded thinking to sex (alhough I would never dream of wanting to s**t on someone's chest )

That sounds fantastic, why don't you buy your flight ticket, send it to me and I'll look after it, that way you won't lose it

I'm going to hit the hay anyway, I'm so tired today!

I am tired, because I donated blood this evening. However, I have not hay to hit .. just my bed!

Ich bin tired also, sweet dreams sexies! Apparently the hotel has several strip joints nearby

Are you appearing Twass?

Hush your beak you dirty man!

I presumed it was painting and decorating firms, ie stripping down the walls ? What is dirty about that? (messy, yes, but dirty???

Yeah yeah!!