It will mostly be pork products I imagine!

I'll bookmark that for pinky, shall I ?

You can talk, you mostly sell bacon and sausages

Don't tell smokey that or his little curly tail will wiggle out of control

Not seen smokey in a while now you mention him

Is he on a DS holiday? I liked smokey

I think if I get one more ban I'll be in DS Heaven

I expect he just can't fit into his speedos and is at a health spa having colonic irrigation

Watch your gob then himbo! I don't know how many chances you get on DS, how many holidays have you had?

Funny, that's what people say my singing voice sounds like: A cat getting colonic irrigation

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*sniggers* Not a sexy voice then! Don't say you sound like a Scottish David Beckham

Not at all, I have the voice made for miming

Imagine Mariella Frostrup on valium, that's me

Not good I on the other hand apparently sound posh. Well, on the phone I do....at work I had a few men in the building who [when bored most like] called up and begged me to talk posh to them I bet they were rummaging in their filing drawers at the same time

Is your voice quite husky (like the old M&S adverts, "this is not just a cheesecake, this is M&S cheesecake"

Actually I think I was a tard harsh on myself earlier, perhaps not that bad, I sound like Kevin Bridges only a little more high pitched and not as neddish as he sounds

Ja I can do M&S [makes it sound like a sexual deviation ] but when I talk normally its just norf Lahndon, innit

Looking at your profile pic I thought you'd have a voice like Zoe Wanamaker or Moira Stuart perhaps

LOL! Hardly

I have to say I am not usually that tidy looking, my daughter took that when I got in from the hairdressers

I'm too sexy for this thread

*looks Leicester_Hunk up and down*

























Nah you aint

From Leicester... not very sexy is it :sleep:

It's famous for tasteless orange cheese

Which brand?

At least my great city is known for it's fantastic shopping precinct and also having the highest knife crime rate in the UK...

I'm off to bed x

Red Leicester of course! Sweet dreams himbs xx

Didn't they use to make shoes there, maybe many years ago?

That's something us youngsters wouldn't know

I used to travel up there regularly as I had a mate living there.

BTW Bit of useless information, Leicester had the first BBC local radio station !

You're a fount of ancient history knowledge