SR left her decomposing kippers in here 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“ That many?? 
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That many?? ”
Okay, sometimes I exaggerate and it may only be once every couple of months. I have 30p plus on my PAYG phone and waiting to use it so I can change to a new network provider.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Okay, sometimes I exaggerate and it may only be once every couple of months. I have 30p plus on my PAYG phone and waiting to use it so I can change to a new network provider.”
“Okay, sometimes I exaggerate and it may only be once every couple of months. I have 30p plus on my PAYG phone and waiting to use it so I can change to a new network provider.”
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Okay, sometimes I exaggerate and it may only be once every couple of months. I have 30p plus on my PAYG phone and waiting to use it so I can change to a new network provider.”
“Okay, sometimes I exaggerate and it may only be once every couple of months. I have 30p plus on my PAYG phone and waiting to use it so I can change to a new network provider.”
cooo...youz rich..haven`t had any credit on mine fer 6 months
Not many visitors in here today again...must be the Norovirus.
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Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Not many visitors in here today again...must be the Norovirus.
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“Not many visitors in here today again...must be the Norovirus.
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Yep, that and chrimbo shopping
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Not many visitors in here today again...must be the Norovirus.
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“Not many visitors in here today again...must be the Norovirus.
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yes !
I got a few bits for my old pal who used to be my line manager in Lidl, I always give her a food parcel at Chrimbo cos she is trying to live on a state pension and little else I just has to get her fave.....pickled walnuts! I give her them every year
I just has to get her fave.....pickled walnuts! I give her them every year
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“2x Chicken Bake
2x Steak Bake
From Greggs, for dinner!
I can pull off the meat on my chin look
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“2x Chicken Bake
2x Steak Bake
From Greggs, for dinner!
I can pull off the meat on my chin look
”
Aaaaaaghhh....the source of infection
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Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Aaaaaaghhh....the source of infection
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“Aaaaaaghhh....the source of infection
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What what?
Chickens are harmless, they make me fart like a foghorn but they won't kill me
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“2x Chicken Bake
2x Steak Bake
From Greggs, for dinner!
I can pull off the meat on my chin look”
“2x Chicken Bake
2x Steak Bake
From Greggs, for dinner!
I can pull off the meat on my chin look
”
You can eat four in one sitting???
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ You can eat four in one sitting???”
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You can eat four in one sitting???”
Thin man with thick appetite
I haven't eat all day though, so I deserve them
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Thin man with thick appetite
I haven't eat all day though, so I deserve them”
“Thin man with thick appetite
I haven't eat all day though, so I deserve them
”
Not eating all day isn't good for you, you should have brekky
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not eating all day isn't good for you, you should have brekky”
“Not eating all day isn't good for you, you should have brekky
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I sometimes do, sometimes don't, I have a cup of coffee and if I have the free periods then a big lunch
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“I sometimes do, sometimes don't, I have a cup of coffee and if I have the free periods then a big lunch”
“I sometimes do, sometimes don't, I have a cup of coffee and if I have the free periods then a big lunch
”
Son and I are having a big Indian takeaway
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Son and I are having a big Indian takeaway”
“Son and I are having a big Indian takeaway
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Aaaaaaghhh....Another source of infection here
*washes hands and leaves quickly*
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Aaaaaaghhh....Another source of infection here
*washes hands and leaves quickly*”
“Aaaaaaghhh....Another source of infection here
*washes hands and leaves quickly*
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Ditto.
*Boards a cruise ship setting sail tonight*:
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Aaaaaaghhh....Another source of infection here
*washes hands and leaves quickly*”
“Aaaaaaghhh....Another source of infection here
*washes hands and leaves quickly*
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Racist
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*drags enormous belly full of lamb saag, rice and peshwari naan in thread*
I'm still sexy!!”
“*drags enormous belly full of lamb saag, rice and peshwari naan in thread*
I'm still sexy!!”
Wel drag yourself back to where you came from because once the people have seen me you'll feel like a gooseberry.
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Wel drag yourself back to where you came from because once the people have seen me you'll feel like a gooseberry.”
“Wel drag yourself back to where you came from because once the people have seen me you'll feel like a gooseberry.”
Green and hairy I'll be.
Hairy?!!?
I was just thinking that they looked like the fruit ersions of Brussel Sprouts
Have you ever heard this song before? it just makes you want to dance
:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peGQS0iPdx8
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Hairy?!!?
I was just thinking that they looked like the fruit ersions of Brussel Sprouts
Have you ever heard this song before? it just makes you want to dance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peGQS0iPdx8”
“Hairy?!!?
I was just thinking that they looked like the fruit ersions of Brussel Sprouts
Have you ever heard this song before? it just makes you want to dance
:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peGQS0iPdx8”
Not heard it but it's very Latino! Makes you want to merengue and do the chacha
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