Indeedy! Beaks, feet, skin, testicles, wobbly bits, all ground up and mashed with fillers and flavourings and .......*voms*

I'd rather eat veggies!

But Bernard Matthews said they was delicious...he never lied to us did he?

Maybe not,but he had a beaky nose and very pointy feet when he died.

Eeeeaakkkkkk!!!!!

Maybe him and hooter are birds of a feather

Maybees Twas don`t value her nose....cors it`s going the right way to have a punch on it!

Rum punch please hoots with lots of fruit floating in it

me tbh

Seriously?? You'll have to work a lot harder than that!!

here's a quick photo I just took, please excuse my messiness

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...jxro1_1280.jpg

bet that'll keep ya quiet!

You'll need to do far better than that, if you think that is sexy.

As you are new to these parts, let me just tell you that it has been agreed (by the mods) that I am the sexiest person here.

The others just continue to play along for the sake of it, knowing that I can't be beat.

Munter...

Bleugh! Pah

Please try harder, and don't listen to that silly old fossil Martin

Who let Martin out?

The nursing home assured me that there wouldn't be a repeat of last xmas's shenanigans

He probably drugged the nurses with his Tramadol

He's a sneaky old codger

Not very sexy either wearing THESE

What happened to us all holding round the camp fire?

Holding what round the campfire Himbs.......marshmallows on sticks??

When did you photograph them ?

*Flick flick.*..oops...thats me roasted marshmallow being lauched into orbit.....

Coooooooooooooo, direct hit !!!


Thats the orbiting space station gorn fer good.


*Legs it outta here*

Yes!

You're all such horrible people AND THAT'S NOT WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT!!!

Christmas is about making sure you don't receive a card from somebody you haven't sent to. Christmas is about making sure you don't receive a present from somebody you haven't sent to, and make sure yours is at least of equal value. Christmas is packing into the shops to buy stuff that you wouldn't normally buy. Filling your supermarket trolley so it is absolutely full, making sure you have enough to survive in case they don't reopen after one or two days!

Why? What did you think Christmas was all about?

The only thing Christmas should be about is LOVE.

Bugger the presents, turkey, tinsel etc....none of that matters! Just give love and you get it back...............simples!!!!

Should be about LOVE all the time , not just at chrimbo....if it was, all the worlds problems would be solved overnight!!! Simples!