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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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MartinRosen
30-12-2012
I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!
chinchin
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!”

That was no dummy! That was me!!!!!
MartinRosen
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“That was no dummy! That was me!!!!! ”

I should have recognised you ... not very well endowed
chinchin
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I should have recognised you ... not very well endowed ”

GRR! Humph!
BBWorldWideFan
30-12-2012
I feel proud to say that unlike you unsexy plebs I have kept thy decorum all year and it reflects through my radiance and male beauty, while all of your antics this year have left the "gentlemen" of this thread looking like this


And you "ladies" like this, woof!

Perhaps if you all behave next year, you could perhaps come close to being as dashing as I
twassington
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“I feel proud to say that unlike you unsexy plebs I have kept thy decorum all year and it reflects through my radiance and male beauty, while all of your antics this year have left the "gentlemen" of this thread looking like this


And you "ladies" like this, woof!

Perhaps if you all behave next year, you could perhaps come close to being as dashing as I”

Since when has plastic been fantastic? If that's Ken, you do realise he's got no genitalia don't you? Not uber sexy is it!!
twassington
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!”

She'd likely never seen anything so grand before
BBWorldWideFan
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Since when has plastic been fantastic? If that's Ken, you do realise he's got no genitalia don't you? Not uber sexy is it!!”

Touche Janet
twassington
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Touche Janet ”

Ich danke ihnen viel mals

So all set for a stonking New Year's then?
Mindee
30-12-2012
You're all so very last year.
twassington
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“You're all so very last year. ”



You might rank a .5 on the sexyometer on a good day.

This isn't one of them
BBWorldWideFan
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ich danke ihnen viel mals

So all set for a stonking New Year's then? ”

Oh yes, NYE party and potentially sex from one year into the next, best case scenario passionately in a double bed with lots of cushions, worst case scenario a quick one in the bathroom.

Quote:
“You're all so very last year.”

I'm every year... That was so lame
twassington
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Oh yes, NYE party and potentially sex from one year into the next, best case scenario passionately in a double bed with lots of cushions, worst case scenario a quick one in the bathroom.

”

What my mother used to call a tuppeny upright
BBWorldWideFan
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“What my mother used to call a tuppeny upright ”

Your mother sounds like a wise yet quite modern woman

You watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year? It's a tradition in this household, need to see if I can beat my parents, fourth time lucky
twassington
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Your mother sounds like a wise yet quite modern woman

You watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year? It's a tradition in this household, need to see if I can beat my parents, fourth time lucky ”

I have Come Dine on atm
BBWorldWideFan
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have Come Dine on atm ”

I just got heavily f*cked over! There were 3 Questions worth 2 points or 10 points if you got all 3 right which could have got me the win (I was sitting on 8 and the parents 13) The questions were:

Most watched youtube video - Gangnam Style
Biggest grossing film - Skyfall
Most Watched of the year - Olympics Closing Ceremony and I only went and put Opening!

My parents wrote Downton Abbey LOL

We both got 2/3 right so 4 points each, so I got 12/40 and they got 17, if only I wrote Opening Ceremony I'd have feckin won!
BBWorldWideFan
30-12-2012
Was it a normal Come Dine or a Celeb edition?

BTW I remember you mentioning that you watch 4 In a Bed. If so, do you or do you not think it's ridiculous to ransack a room and turn the room upside down just to find a tiny bit of dust?
smokeybacon
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“I just got heavily f*cked over! There were 3 Questions worth 2 points or 10 points if you got all 3 right which could have got me the win (I was sitting on 8 and the parents 13) The questions were:

Most watched youtube video - Gangnam Style
Biggest grossing film - Skyfall
Most Watched of the year - Olympics Closing Ceremony and I only went and put Opening!

My parents wrote Downton Abbey LOL

We both got 2/3 right so 4 points each, so I got 12/40 and they got 17, if only I wrote Opening Ceremony I'd have feckin won!”

Tut tut - beaten by a couple of oldies, how unsexy
BBWorldWideFan
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Tut tut - beaten by a couple of oldies, how unsexy ”

Kiss me rot
Mrs Teapot
30-12-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Kiss me rot ”

Your a star BB, just had to tell you that
BBWorldWideFan
31-12-2012
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Your a star BB, just had to tell you that ”

Thank you darling, love ya
twassington
31-12-2012
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Was it a normal Come Dine or a Celeb edition?

BTW I remember you mentioning that you watch 4 In a Bed. If so, do you or do you not think it's ridiculous to ransack a room and turn the room upside down just to find a tiny bit of dust? ”

It was just a bog standard one and yes, it's ludicrous to do the ransacking thing but they all think they are better than each other and desperate to prove it!! Their faces when they find a pube!!

Well, it's the end of another sexy year for me, and the end of another unsexy one for the rest of you
MartinRosen
31-12-2012
I shall be posting your New Year Resolution later this evening, so that you don't have to think about it for yourselves.
BBWorldWideFan
31-12-2012
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Well, it's the end of another sexy year for me, and the end of another unsexy one for the rest of you ”

You're a bleedin liar :sleep:

@Martin, I don't need any NYR's, I'm perfect in every way
twassington
31-12-2012
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I shall be posting your New Year Resolution later this evening, so that you don't have to think about it for yourselves.”

Yours is to stop trying so hard, accept you are over the hill and grow old gracefully

Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“You're a bleedin liar :sleep:

@Martin, I don't need any NYR's, I'm perfect in every way ”

And you call ME a liar!!!!!!
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