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I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!
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I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!
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That was no dummy! That was me!!!!!
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I should have recognised you ... not very well endowed
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I feel proud to say that unlike you unsexy plebs I have kept thy decorum all year and it reflects through my radiance and male beauty, while all of your antics this year have left the "gentlemen" of this thread looking like this
And you "ladies" like this, woof! Perhaps if you all behave next year, you could perhaps come close to being as dashing as I |
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I feel proud to say that unlike you unsexy plebs I have kept thy decorum all year and it reflects through my radiance and male beauty, while all of your antics this year have left the "gentlemen" of this thread looking like this
And you "ladies" like this, woof! Perhaps if you all behave next year, you could perhaps come close to being as dashing as I ![]() Since when has plastic been fantastic? If that's Ken, you do realise he's got no genitalia don't you? Not uber sexy is it!!
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I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!
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#1183 |
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![]() Since when has plastic been fantastic? If that's Ken, you do realise he's got no genitalia don't you? Not uber sexy is it!!
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Touche Janet
![]() ![]() So all set for a stonking New Year's then?
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You're all so very last year.
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You're all so very last year.
![]() You might rank a .5 on the sexyometer on a good day. This isn't one of them
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Ich danke ihnen viel mals
![]() So all set for a stonking New Year's then? ![]() ![]() Quote:
You're all so very last year.
I'm every year... That was so lame
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#1188 |
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Oh yes, NYE party and potentially sex from one year into the next, best case scenario passionately in a double bed with lots of cushions, worst case scenario a quick one in the bathroom.
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What my mother used to call a tuppeny upright
![]() ![]() ![]() You watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year? It's a tradition in this household, need to see if I can beat my parents, fourth time lucky
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Your mother sounds like a wise yet quite modern woman
![]() You watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year? It's a tradition in this household, need to see if I can beat my parents, fourth time lucky ![]()
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I have Come Dine on atm
![]() Most watched youtube video - Gangnam Style Biggest grossing film - Skyfall Most Watched of the year - Olympics Closing Ceremony and I only went and put Opening! My parents wrote Downton Abbey LOL ![]() We both got 2/3 right so 4 points each, so I got 12/40 and they got 17, if only I wrote Opening Ceremony I'd have feckin won! |
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Was it a normal Come Dine or a Celeb edition?
BTW I remember you mentioning that you watch 4 In a Bed. If so, do you or do you not think it's ridiculous to ransack a room and turn the room upside down just to find a tiny bit of dust?
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I just got heavily f*cked over! There were 3 Questions worth 2 points or 10 points if you got all 3 right which could have got me the win (I was sitting on 8 and the parents 13) The questions were:
Most watched youtube video - Gangnam Style Biggest grossing film - Skyfall Most Watched of the year - Olympics Closing Ceremony and I only went and put Opening! My parents wrote Downton Abbey LOL ![]() We both got 2/3 right so 4 points each, so I got 12/40 and they got 17, if only I wrote Opening Ceremony I'd have feckin won!
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Tut tut - beaten by a couple of oldies, how unsexy
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Your a star BB, just had to tell you that
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Was it a normal Come Dine or a Celeb edition?
BTW I remember you mentioning that you watch 4 In a Bed. If so, do you or do you not think it's ridiculous to ransack a room and turn the room upside down just to find a tiny bit of dust? ![]() Their faces when they find a pube!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Well, it's the end of another sexy year for me, and the end of another unsexy one for the rest of you
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I shall be posting your New Year Resolution later this evening, so that you don't have to think about it for yourselves.
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Well, it's the end of another sexy year for me, and the end of another unsexy one for the rest of you
![]() @Martin, I don't need any NYR's, I'm perfect in every way
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I shall be posting your New Year Resolution later this evening, so that you don't have to think about it for yourselves.
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You're a bleedin liar :sleep:
@Martin, I don't need any NYR's, I'm perfect in every way ![]() ![]()
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Not uber sexy is it!!


