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Old 30-12-2012, 16:56
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I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!
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Old 30-12-2012, 18:03
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I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!
That was no dummy! That was me!!!!!
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Old 30-12-2012, 18:11
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That was no dummy! That was me!!!!!
I should have recognised you ... not very well endowed
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Old 30-12-2012, 18:14
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I should have recognised you ... not very well endowed
GRR! Humph!
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Old 30-12-2012, 18:39
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I feel proud to say that unlike you unsexy plebs I have kept thy decorum all year and it reflects through my radiance and male beauty, while all of your antics this year have left the "gentlemen" of this thread looking like this


And you "ladies" like this, woof!

Perhaps if you all behave next year, you could perhaps come close to being as dashing as I
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Old 30-12-2012, 18:42
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I feel proud to say that unlike you unsexy plebs I have kept thy decorum all year and it reflects through my radiance and male beauty, while all of your antics this year have left the "gentlemen" of this thread looking like this


And you "ladies" like this, woof!

Perhaps if you all behave next year, you could perhaps come close to being as dashing as I
Since when has plastic been fantastic? If that's Ken, you do realise he's got no genitalia don't you? Not uber sexy is it!!
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Old 30-12-2012, 18:43
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I was over at our local shopping centre, and there is a shop selling underwear (Calvin somebody!). Anyway, a little boy pulled the trunks / pants off the dummy in the window. Well it had all its 'bits' there ! It took a long time for Mrs Martin to walk away !!!!
She'd likely never seen anything so grand before
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Old 30-12-2012, 20:04
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Since when has plastic been fantastic? If that's Ken, you do realise he's got no genitalia don't you? Not uber sexy is it!!
Touche Janet
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Old 30-12-2012, 20:19
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Ich danke ihnen viel mals

So all set for a stonking New Year's then?
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Old 30-12-2012, 20:22
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You're all so very last year.
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Old 30-12-2012, 20:24
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You're all so very last year.


You might rank a .5 on the sexyometer on a good day.

This isn't one of them
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Old 30-12-2012, 20:33
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Ich danke ihnen viel mals

So all set for a stonking New Year's then?
Oh yes, NYE party and potentially sex from one year into the next, best case scenario passionately in a double bed with lots of cushions, worst case scenario a quick one in the bathroom.

You're all so very last year.
I'm every year... That was so lame
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Old 30-12-2012, 20:35
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Oh yes, NYE party and potentially sex from one year into the next, best case scenario passionately in a double bed with lots of cushions, worst case scenario a quick one in the bathroom.

What my mother used to call a tuppeny upright
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Old 30-12-2012, 20:46
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What my mother used to call a tuppeny upright
Your mother sounds like a wise yet quite modern woman

You watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year? It's a tradition in this household, need to see if I can beat my parents, fourth time lucky
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Old 30-12-2012, 20:49
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Your mother sounds like a wise yet quite modern woman

You watching Big Fat Quiz of the Year? It's a tradition in this household, need to see if I can beat my parents, fourth time lucky
I have Come Dine on atm
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Old 30-12-2012, 23:20
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I have Come Dine on atm
I just got heavily f*cked over! There were 3 Questions worth 2 points or 10 points if you got all 3 right which could have got me the win (I was sitting on 8 and the parents 13) The questions were:

Most watched youtube video - Gangnam Style
Biggest grossing film - Skyfall
Most Watched of the year - Olympics Closing Ceremony and I only went and put Opening!

My parents wrote Downton Abbey LOL

We both got 2/3 right so 4 points each, so I got 12/40 and they got 17, if only I wrote Opening Ceremony I'd have feckin won!
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Old 30-12-2012, 23:21
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Was it a normal Come Dine or a Celeb edition?

BTW I remember you mentioning that you watch 4 In a Bed. If so, do you or do you not think it's ridiculous to ransack a room and turn the room upside down just to find a tiny bit of dust?
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Old 30-12-2012, 23:27
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I just got heavily f*cked over! There were 3 Questions worth 2 points or 10 points if you got all 3 right which could have got me the win (I was sitting on 8 and the parents 13) The questions were:

Most watched youtube video - Gangnam Style
Biggest grossing film - Skyfall
Most Watched of the year - Olympics Closing Ceremony and I only went and put Opening!

My parents wrote Downton Abbey LOL

We both got 2/3 right so 4 points each, so I got 12/40 and they got 17, if only I wrote Opening Ceremony I'd have feckin won!
Tut tut - beaten by a couple of oldies, how unsexy
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Old 30-12-2012, 23:40
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Tut tut - beaten by a couple of oldies, how unsexy
Kiss me rot
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Old 30-12-2012, 23:43
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Your a star BB, just had to tell you that
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Old 31-12-2012, 00:16
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Your a star BB, just had to tell you that
Thank you darling, love ya
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Old 31-12-2012, 08:45
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Was it a normal Come Dine or a Celeb edition?

BTW I remember you mentioning that you watch 4 In a Bed. If so, do you or do you not think it's ridiculous to ransack a room and turn the room upside down just to find a tiny bit of dust?
It was just a bog standard one and yes, it's ludicrous to do the ransacking thing but they all think they are better than each other and desperate to prove it!! Their faces when they find a pube!!

Well, it's the end of another sexy year for me, and the end of another unsexy one for the rest of you
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Old 31-12-2012, 11:35
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I shall be posting your New Year Resolution later this evening, so that you don't have to think about it for yourselves.
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Old 31-12-2012, 13:36
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Well, it's the end of another sexy year for me, and the end of another unsexy one for the rest of you
You're a bleedin liar :sleep:

@Martin, I don't need any NYR's, I'm perfect in every way
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Old 31-12-2012, 13:45
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I shall be posting your New Year Resolution later this evening, so that you don't have to think about it for yourselves.
Yours is to stop trying so hard, accept you are over the hill and grow old gracefully

You're a bleedin liar :sleep:

@Martin, I don't need any NYR's, I'm perfect in every way
And you call ME a liar!!!!!!
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