Are your speedo's wedgied up your bum smokey?? 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“My bot-tom is pert and muscley thak you very much
People are always commenting on it
”
“My bot-tom is pert and muscley thak you very much
People are always commenting on it
”
Are they commenting on your total delusions as to its size and pertness??
I bet if you take your speedos off its cheeks flap against your lower thighs when you walk
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“My bot-tom is pert and muscley thak you very much
People are always commenting on it”
“My bot-tom is pert and muscley thak you very much
People are always commenting on it
”
Aye they always say thanks, for the xtra space fir parking there bike !!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Aye they always say thanks, for the xtra space fir parking there bike !!”
“Aye they always say thanks, for the xtra space fir parking there bike !!
”
*sniggers*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Aye they always say thanks, for the xtra space fir parking there bike !!”
“Aye they always say thanks, for the xtra space fir parking there bike !!
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sniggers*”
“*sniggers*
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“.*waggles tush*
”
“.*waggles tush*
”
getting a bit grey these days
Just realised it has not been cleaned properly
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“getting a bit grey these days Just realised it has not been cleaned properly ”
“getting a bit grey these days
Just realised it has not been cleaned properly ”
About 50 shades of it too
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“getting a bit grey these days”
“getting a bit grey these days
”
You are certainly very grey, not getting a bit!!
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“About 50 shades of it too”
“About 50 shades of it too
”
You can talk, Methusalah
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Unseasonably warm today - will only need to wear my speedos in the garden tomorrow”
“Unseasonably warm today - will only need to wear my speedos in the garden tomorrow
”
Your poor neighbours
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Unseasonably warm today - will only need to wear my speedos in the garden tomorrow”
“Unseasonably warm today - will only need to wear my speedos in the garden tomorrow
”
*shudders*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*passes sickbucket to hoots*”
“*passes sickbucket to hoots*
”
Dunna want to be around when they gets peeled orf....Yack!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You are certainly very grey, not getting a bit!! ”
“You are certainly very grey, not getting a bit!!
”
I am getting more than enough, thanks. In fact I think I have put on weight with all that food!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Dunna want to be around when they gets peeled orf....Yack!”
“Dunna want to be around when they gets peeled orf....Yack!”
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am getting more than enough, thanks. In fact I think I have put on weight with all that food!”
“I am getting more than enough, thanks. In fact I think I have put on weight with all that food!”
Unsexy AND fat!!!
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