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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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smokeybacon
11-01-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's gawjus!! What a cutie ”

Oh stop it!
You're making me blush.
twassington
11-01-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Oh stop it!
You're making me blush. ”

I thought that was an ugly rash
BBWorldWideFan
11-01-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's gawjus!! What a cutie ”

I love babies! my sister moans about how much her youngest ( a wee 7 month old) keeps her busy and she has no social life yet when I offer to babysit she doesn't leave him with me.

I've never changed a nappy but all 5 of her kids have fell asleep in my arms within minutes! And it can't be hard to learn, the only reason I've never tried is the fear of touching baby pat
twassington
11-01-2013
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“I love babies! my sister moans about how much her youngest ( a wee 7 month old) keeps her busy and she has no social life yet when I offer to babysit she doesn't leave him with me.

I've never changed a nappy but all 5 of her kids have fell asleep in my arms within minutes! And it can't be hard to learn, the only reason I've never tried is the fear of touching baby pat ”

Awww! There's a knack in nappy changing whereby you never have to touch the poop....surprisingly easy unless Junior has the shits, in which case it's a hopeless case and full body armour is needed!!!
smokeybacon
12-01-2013
Am now ready to start selling my naked calendar (as commissioned by local WI ladies )online


I anticipate huge demand so if you want a copy pm me as soon as possible as they will be selling like hot cakes
MartinRosen
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“

I anticipate huge demand so if you want a copy pm me as soon as possible as they will be selling like hot cakes ”

I think I would prefer hot cakes.
twassington
12-01-2013
I imagine you have a mini gherkin strategically placed to cover your modesty
BBWorldWideFan
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Awww! There's a knack in nappy changing whereby you never have to touch the poop....surprisingly easy unless Junior has the shits, in which case it's a hopeless case and full body armour is needed!!!”

I can put fresh ones on just not taking them off. He pissed up his T shirt the other day and I was like "YOU DID NOT! "
BBWorldWideFan
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I imagine you have a mini gherkin strategically placed to cover your modesty ”

Moire like this

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...fv2FLMaB-wVN3W
twassington
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Moire like this

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...fv2FLMaB-wVN3W”

*sniggers* Flanders has hold of Bart's diddly doodly
BBWorldWideFan
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*sniggers* Flanders has hold of Bart's diddly doodly ”

Nope I believe that's a fry
twassington
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Nope I believe that's a fry ”

Whatever it is it's neatly obscuring his weiner!
BBWorldWideFan
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Whatever it is it's neatly obscuring his weiner!”

Teeny weiner
smokeybacon
12-01-2013
You will be hearing from my lawyers
twassington
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“You will be hearing from my lawyers ”

Messrs Shrivelled, Puny and Floppy I presume
BBWorldWideFan
12-01-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“You will be hearing from my lawyers ”

What for, we've done nothing wrong, freedom of speech bitch
BBWorldWideFan
13-01-2013
Everybody grab your cameras and take a picture of me, the sexiest FM on DS!
twassington
13-01-2013
You'd break me lens
BBWorldWideFan
13-01-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You'd break me lens ”

That's not a nice thing to say

Spoiler
-mumbles- break her lens? says the crazy cat lady look a like -stops mumbling-


I'm offended
twassington
13-01-2013
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“That's not a nice thing to say

Spoiler
-mumbles- break her lens? says the crazy cat lady look a like -stops mumbling-


I'm offended ”

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh very well then, you're probably nearly as sexy as me, on a good day........by candlelight. Will that do??
BBWorldWideFan
13-01-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh very well then, you're probably nearly as sexy as me, on a good day........by candlelight. Will that do??”

No it simply will not lady, I'm suing for slander

I'm on babysitting duty this Friday!
priscilla
14-01-2013

Everyone just give up and stop arguing over whose the sexiest because as long as i'm here noone will get the title of sexiest person ever.
MartinRosen
14-01-2013
Everybody has the right to be non-sexy and ugly. It seems you lot are abusing the privilege.
twassington
14-01-2013
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“No it simply will not lady, I'm suing for slander

I'm on babysitting duty this Friday! ”

Change that poopy nappy! You can do it

Originally Posted by priscilla:
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Everyone just give up and stop arguing over whose the sexiest because as long as i'm here noone will get the title of sexiest person ever.”

That title has already been taken, by MEEE

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Everybody has the right to be non-sexy and ugly.”

Especially you, Martin
BBWorldWideFan
14-01-2013
Originally Posted by priscilla:
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Everyone just give up and stop arguing over whose the sexiest because as long as i'm here noone will get the title of sexiest person ever.”

Yeah whatever take a hike toot
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