Oh stop it!
You're making me blush.

I thought that was an ugly rash

I love babies! my sister moans about how much her youngest ( a wee 7 month old) keeps her busy and she has no social life yet when I offer to babysit she doesn't leave him with me.

I've never changed a nappy but all 5 of her kids have fell asleep in my arms within minutes! And it can't be hard to learn, the only reason I've never tried is the fear of touching baby pat

Awww! There's a knack in nappy changing whereby you never have to touch the poop....surprisingly easy unless Junior has the shits, in which case it's a hopeless case and full body armour is needed!!!

Am now ready to start selling my naked calendar (as commissioned by local WI ladies )online


I anticipate huge demand so if you want a copy pm me as soon as possible as they will be selling like hot cakes

I think I would prefer hot cakes.

I imagine you have a mini gherkin strategically placed to cover your modesty

I can put fresh ones on just not taking them off. He pissed up his T shirt the other day and I was like "YOU DID NOT! "

Moire like this

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...fv2FLMaB-wVN3W

*sniggers* Flanders has hold of Bart's diddly doodly

Nope I believe that's a fry

Whatever it is it's neatly obscuring his weiner!

Teeny weiner

You will be hearing from my lawyers

Messrs Shrivelled, Puny and Floppy I presume

What for, we've done nothing wrong, freedom of speech bitch

Everybody grab your cameras and take a picture of me, the sexiest FM on DS!

You'd break me lens

That's not a nice thing to say



I'm offended

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh very well then, you're probably nearly as sexy as me, on a good day........by candlelight. Will that do??

No it simply will not lady, I'm suing for slander

I'm on babysitting duty this Friday!

Everyone just give up and stop arguing over whose the sexiest because as long as i'm here noone will get the title of sexiest person ever.

Everybody has the right to be non-sexy and ugly. It seems you lot are abusing the privilege.

Change that poopy nappy! You can do it


That title has already been taken, by MEEE


Especially you, Martin

Yeah whatever take a hike toot