*lies seductively on chaise longue wearing Dior J'adore and little else*

Pervert!!

Put some speedos on for goodness sake

Give him your lairy nude coloured ones with the transparent panel

Bleugh

Just wot I said when I saw smokey in them

You witnessed the sight....are you blind yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No but I have post traumatic stress

was that after you had to lend him yer best shoe horn to get himself out of them...

He couldn't manage even with it hoots, had to be surgically removed as they were cutting off the blood supply to his important bits and pieces!!

*makes sure smokey is fully clothed in large baggy clothing*

*Shouts from other side of forum with eyes covered* Is it safe for me to come in?

SMokey's bits are covered up Jen.........it's safe! Luckily it's too cold for speedos

-examines Jen up and down-

You're not really a threat to me but you seem pretty, you can come in

Don't be concerned about BBWorldWideFan, he is not red-blooded hot male like myself.

Just to let you know, to avoid any confusion, that I am the talent around here. There is nobody superior in sexiness to me.

Please post a sexy photo of yourself so we can check how sexy you are. There really isn't much competition on the female sexiness stakes. There is Twassington, and Priscilla.and I can assure you they are not much competition!

PS Jen - as far as Chin is concerned, he certainly is not even anywhere near the competition stakes towards me.

Ooooooooooooooooooo! Martin has a new girlfriend! Ner, ner, ner ner ner!

I am sure she is prettier than you

No-one is prettier than me!

LOL