My real name is Emma Royds


I kills you slowly.....very slooowwwwlllyyyyy


Mrs T has a vivid imagination

I'm sexy and you know it!!

^ I hope you bring back (or have brought back) some of these to pacify the unsexy young ones here.

BUT I WANTED A RED ONE

Thanks Martin



I've been around just not on this part of the forum.
I hope Matt OK, I havent spoken to him in ages
Miss you and your sexiness

I should think so Prissy

They had all manner of sexy things made of rock in Blackpoo

I know, I've been there

I went to another nothern beach/seaside (can't remember where ) but it had boobs and cocks/ball candy ready for purchase right in the view of children

Before any innuedo's are made, I was only 9 when I saw them

They had all that and more, mixed in with childrens rock What a place There's nowhere else like it I swear!

And the clubbers out late....what they had on....or what they had not got on

Blackpool folk are my sort of crowd

Me then!

*struts in wearing edible candy bikini got in Blackpoo*

That's okay

*goes to doctor, suffering with food poisoning*

^^^Unsexy intruder alert!! Morning Martin

OMG You must stand away from the mirror!

Mornin' Twass !

Unsexy things are going on in my house Martin! I've a builder here ripping the kitchen out, they are sorting out the leak we had in January....things don't move fast in the world of landlord's insurance

I will however get a new sexy kitchen out of it, in which to do sexy things.........................like cooking and washing up

If you want to get in practise, you could come round to mine!

Trust me, I've been practising for thirty years, I don't need any more

"Wanders sexily in wearing only speedos and a pair of marigolds"






(See my website - sexy,half naked cleaners for rates)

*washes car in tight white t shirt sploshing liberal amounts of water over baps* My, this water's cold!!

Do you want to do my car as well ?

Just had it serviced and there did a complementary clean as well - and then it started to rain !

Not really, no!

It's been truly awful weather....and it was glorious sunshine in Blackpoo.....should have stayed longer!

Oh go on ... I can provide a white t-shirt, and if you don't want to get it wet, I won't insist on you wearing it

Yes, you should have stayed up there; it is where unsexy people who think they are, hang out!

Wet wet? Is this wetter than just wet? Or is it two thirds of a band that felt it in their fingers

Amended !!!!!!!