Gifted since June 10th 1995, what can I say

I'd buy him a wee packet of nappies but nappies are expensive in this day and age!

Oh dear indeed you mucky pup

THESE will solve your problem chins

Not very sexy though

Sexy aren't they?

Don't use the disposable nappies, use reuseable ones that you can wash, or this lady's services !

I think chins needs changing!!

"Leaves several haggises wot I caught earlier on for Burns Supper for thread residents"


No need to thank me

Thank you smokey, I love haggis

*need to find a loo to throw up in*

I'm sure the plural of haggis should be haggi

Earlier tonight I did my first ever nappy... I feel proud.

How hard can parenting be, now I know everything there is to know (prepares for slaughter)

Roll on bitches

Congratulations on overcoming your fear of the poop You'll make a great Dad

I know!

You win THIS!!

Thank you!

At keast he never peed up his back like last time I saw him

When I was a very new mum and the first night I brought my son home from hospital, I laid him on the bed and removed his nappy - he then lifted his knees and squirted a yellow liquid poo two yards across the room and splattered the curtains I was traumatised I tells you!!!

I'd scream and get someone else to clean it up while I cried in a corner regretting ever becoming a daddy

There is youtube on the new virgin tevo box, I LIKEY

You can record up to three progs at once!!

Yeah, I got the old virgin + box which is good so know I can record my own progs without battling my dad for the vital last recording

I'm listening to Binary Finary - 1998 (Original) I love it

Ohhhhhhhhhh I've had to have it as well.....total class! Memories