Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“How did you get hold of Martin's x factor audition tape?
”
“How did you get hold of Martin's x factor audition tape?
”
I do not have moobs!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I do not have moobs!”
“I do not have moobs!”
I bet you have to duct tape them up every morning
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I'm too sexy for this thread!
”
“I'm too sexy for this thread!
”
POLL:
Is chins too sexy for this thread?
YES: 1 vote
NO: 2,987,563,467,032 votes
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I bet you have to duct tape them up every morning”
“I bet you have to duct tape them up every morning
”
Can you lend me a bra ?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Can you lend me a bra ?”
“Can you lend me a bra ?
”
Certainly! What colour would you like? I've an impressive array of brassieres in every shade, lace ones, silky ones, cotton embroidered ones....you name it
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Certainly! What colour would you like? I've an impressive array of brassieres in every shade, lace ones, silky ones, cotton embroidered ones....you name it”
“Certainly! What colour would you like? I've an impressive array of brassieres in every shade, lace ones, silky ones, cotton embroidered ones....you name it
”
One that would push me up and throw them out !!!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“One that would push me up and throw them out !!!!!”
“One that would push me up and throw them out !!!!!”
A balcony bra it is then
I've a plum satin one with black lace that should sort the moobs a treat
Originally Posted by twassington:
“A balcony bra it is then
I've a plum satin one with black lace that should sort the moobs a treat”
“A balcony bra it is then
I've a plum satin one with black lace that should sort the moobs a treat
”
Drop it off at the hospital for me !! Not sure though if plum is my colour !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Drop it off at the hospital for me !! Not sure though if plum is my colour !”
“Drop it off at the hospital for me !! Not sure though if plum is my colour !”
I'm sure it will match your nose a treat
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
POLL:
Is chins too sexy for this thread?
YES: 1 vote
NO: 2,987,563,467,032 votes
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
“
POLL:
Is chins too sexy for this thread?
YES: 1 vote
NO: 2,987,563,467,032 votes
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
”
Um, you have the figures transposed. Stoooooooooopid!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Um, you have the figures transposed. Stoooooooooopid!”
“Um, you have the figures transposed. Stoooooooooopid!
”
Nice try, oh unanimously unsexy one, nice try
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nice try, oh unanimously unsexy one, nice try”
“Nice try, oh unanimously unsexy one, nice try
”
Don't worry Chin, I had the figures independently verified. There was an error, she had accidentally transposed some numbers. The figures for the 'no' should have read 2,987,563,764,032 and not 2,987,563,467,032. An easy mistake to make.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Don't worry Chin, I had the figures independently verified. There was an error, she had accidentally transposed some numbers. The figures for the 'no' should have read 2,987,563,764,032 and not 2,987,563,467,032. An easy mistake to make.”
“Don't worry Chin, I had the figures independently verified. There was an error, she had accidentally transposed some numbers. The figures for the 'no' should have read 2,987,563,764,032 and not 2,987,563,467,032. An easy mistake to make.”
These are your figures. Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!
*counts own votes for being sexiest* What comes after 75 billion 40 million 365 thousand 8 hundred and forty two?
I'm sexy but maths is not my forte
I'm sexy but maths is not my forte
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*counts own votes for being sexiest* What comes after 75 billion 40 million 365 thousand 8 hundred and forty two?”
“*counts own votes for being sexiest* What comes after 75 billion 40 million 365 thousand 8 hundred and forty two?
”
zero
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*counts own votes for being sexiest* What comes after 75 billion 40 million 365 thousand 8 hundred and forty two?
I'm sexy but maths is not my forte”
“*counts own votes for being sexiest* What comes after 75 billion 40 million 365 thousand 8 hundred and forty two?
I'm sexy but maths is not my forte
”
Don't believe in your own press love, people will drop you like a cold bag of sick in a heartbeat
Hi
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Don't believe in your own press love, people will drop you like a cold bag of sick in a heartbeat
Hi”
“Don't believe in your own press love, people will drop you like a cold bag of sick in a heartbeat
Hi
”
You have such an enchanting way with words
Foos yer doos?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You have such an enchanting way with words
Foos yer doos?”
“You have such an enchanting way with words
Foos yer doos?”
What exactly are you asking me madam?
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“What exactly are you asking me madam?”
“What exactly are you asking me madam?”
You're Scots arent you? That's How's it going or How are you in Scottish! Scots Rool taught me :sleep:
Urban Dictionary has no education value in that case. According to UD it suggested that Foos yer Doos meant people who were obsessed with shoes
I'm fine, just glad I have my netbook back
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