Originally Posted by chinchin:
“To whom are you talking? You batty old woman!
”
“To whom are you talking? You batty old woman!
”
There are no batty old wimmin here other than yourself!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“There are no batty old wimmin here other than yourself!”
“There are no batty old wimmin here other than yourself!
”
You wonna bet ?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“You wonna bet ?”
“You wonna bet ?
”
Ah of course, there's you as well...that's TWO unsexy old bats then!!!
I'm having an alternative Valentines tomorrow, with loads of booze, films (NO chick flicks) and Haagen Dazs with my singleton friend, sounds better than this godforsaken day
I never got any, but that's only because I am so attractive I am despised for my looks, it's hard being me 
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“If I only knew who sent me all those cards ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥”
“If I only knew who sent me all those cards ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥”
It must have cost you a fortune with the price of stamps nowadays
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“I never got any, but that's only because I am so attractive I am despised for my looks, it's hard being me”
“I never got any, but that's only because I am so attractive I am despised for my looks, it's hard being me
”
No - that's not the reason you didn't get any
I got so many that the Post Office phoned to say I'd have to pick them up myself cos they're afraid the postie might get a hernia lifting his heavy sack
Hi folks. Just resurfaced after getting through yesterday's post, plus those delivered by hand. Now to start on those that got delayed and arrived today.
Card manufacturers must have earned themselves a fortune!
Card manufacturers must have earned themselves a fortune!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“No - that's not the reason you didn't get any
I got so many that the Post Office phoned to say I'd have to pick them up myself cos they're afraid the postie might get a hernia lifting his heavy sack
”
“No - that's not the reason you didn't get any
I got so many that the Post Office phoned to say I'd have to pick them up myself cos they're afraid the postie might get a hernia lifting his heavy sack
”
All of which were sent by you... to you... and your mother
Valentines is a load of tosh anyway. There are more suicides on Valentines day than any other day of the year. FACT.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Card manufacturers must have earned themselves a fortune!”
“Card manufacturers must have earned themselves a fortune!”
Aye Sympathy Cards, in your case !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Aye Sympathy Cards, in your case !”
“Aye Sympathy Cards, in your case !
”
Jealously will get you nowhere
(Oh, just opened it. Thank you Chin for your card
)
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“That was from g_s ya numpty. Why is your eyesight so poor?”
“That was from g_s ya numpty. Why is your eyesight so poor?
”
I just presumed you had changed your perfume!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I just presumed you had changed your perfume!”
“I just presumed you had changed your perfume!”
Is that wot he calls it now, that nxt to the rubber plant in the pub !!!
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“It must have cost you a fortune with the price of stamps nowadays
”
“It must have cost you a fortune with the price of stamps nowadays
”
It was just the ♥ 's out of a pack. Who got the ♦ ♣ ♠ I can only guess.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*chortles muchly*”
“*chortles muchly*
”
Didn't get any I suppose, with that remark
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Hi folks. Just resurfaced after getting through yesterday's post, plus those delivered by hand. Now to start on those that got delayed and arrived today.
Card manufacturers must have earned themselves a fortune!”
“Hi folks. Just resurfaced after getting through yesterday's post, plus those delivered by hand. Now to start on those that got delayed and arrived today.
Card manufacturers must have earned themselves a fortune!”
Yes....get well soon
Originally Posted by chinchin:
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Broke a finger nail, have you ?
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“I wanted to say something hours ago but I forgot what it was.”
“I wanted to say something hours ago but I forgot what it was.”
That you have given up any claim on being sexy?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“That you have given up any claim on being sexy?”
“That you have given up any claim on being sexy?”
No, nothing like that! silly goose
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Himbo, stop goosing Martin, he's a little old for you”
“Himbo, stop goosing Martin, he's a little old for you
”
Twass you & Martin @ both your age, its like
http://i.imgur.com/7pfKv.gif
trying to stay young & sexy like me !!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“That you have given up any claim on being sexy?”
“That you have given up any claim on being sexy?”
Such impudence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMYZBVbifh8 - What a lovely song!
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