i love rock music mate

See other thread

Moi aussi!

I'm the sexiest one Martin

Hi Aston Villa, you could be the (2nd) sexiest male in here... unless your a woman

wats that mean in brummie ?

It's French, my good man. It means I am a small horse

*giggles at own wit*

Of course she is! Can't you tell??

who told ya ?

the cheque in the post

a horse

While you lot are talking about horses I know that deep down inside you feel unable to be as sexy as you want to be.

Well I am back to give you guidance. I know you lot will never be as sexy as me but I'm sure with a little more effort you can all be a lot sexier

i get hired out for hauntings , its a big week for me next week

Wow!!! You are back from the dead! Zombie JC Fingers falling off are not very sexy, you know

And you don't even need to dress up!

ta mate

At least it's only my fingers

It's only a matter of time

I bow to your superior personal zombie experience. Spare me the rotten details but I hope it wasn't too traumatic for you

Just a hint....add superglue to your bathwater

Sounds sticky........I think I'll just rot..........gracefully and , of course, sexily

Cos rotting is so very alluring!!

*picks a maggot out of JC's lugole*

Daaaaaaahling everything I do is alluring and sexy. You should see me cut my toenails

No thank you dearest, cos then you'd bend over and I'd be treated to the unsexy view of your hairy bum cleavage

So many sexy people on ere

Ta muchly Aston

My pleasure x