*barfs rest over Sleeps fat head* 
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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I am on the Isle of Wight. Everything has stopped as people stare and see such sexiness. People are bowing down as I walk past.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ People are bowing down as I walk past.”
“ People are bowing down as I walk past.”
sure you dont mean larrfing @ you Martin ?
http://pipedreamsfromtheshire.files....06/ngeorge.jpg
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“sure you dont mean larrfing @ you Martin ?
http://pipedreamsfromtheshire.files....06/ngeorge.jpg
”
“sure you dont mean larrfing @ you Martin ?
http://pipedreamsfromtheshire.files....06/ngeorge.jpg
”
Huh. That is why the shopkeepers refer to me as 'sir' and they put up notices in their window, 'the Martin Rosen shopped here - the sexiest person in mankind' !
Well I am glad nobody thought of posting this morning that they were sexy, as I would have treated it as an April Fool that didn't work!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Well I am glad nobody thought of posting this morning that they were sexy, as I would have treated it as an April Fool that didn't work!”
“Well I am glad nobody thought of posting this morning that they were sexy, as I would have treated it as an April Fool that didn't work!”
Begone, wizened old hobgoblin! THe sexiness is MINE I tell thee!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Begone, wizened old hobgoblin! THe sexiness is MINE I tell thee!”
“Begone, wizened old hobgoblin! THe sexiness is MINE I tell thee!”
As your April Fool came after 12 midday, it makes you a fool yourself !
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“As your April Fool came after 12 midday, it makes you a fool yourself !”
“As your April Fool came after 12 midday, it makes you a fool yourself !”
It's me birthday, I am immune to that
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's me birthday, I am immune to that”
“It's me birthday, I am immune to that
”
Do you need someone to help you collect your pension ?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Did you say strumpets??”
“Did you say strumpets??
”
If I wanted a strumpet I'd have shouted you silly
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“If I wanted a strumpet I'd have shouted you silly”
“If I wanted a strumpet I'd have shouted you silly
”
Is you suggesting I am brazen
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