A bit like me then

Are you a very old rural house then

It appears you prefer them

More character, more charm, more..................beams

I will wait a day or two until you are all fed up chatting with each other. I will then pop back to retain my title.

pompey nutter, need his food menu changed, silly old git !

*chortles*

Did you plain Jane's and Zane's give up because you knew you couldn't compete with me? (apart from you twassy)

Sexy, everything about me's so sexy.

Not posting songs by THAT bunch you aren't!

I LOVE that song

Well, even the sexiest of us aint perfect

I am on both counts!

[Self] love is blind

None of that happens here - or I would go blind

Oh come on....you're a bloke

A suave and sophisticated one at that (also extremely sexy!!)

I bet you are posting that wearing underpants and a string vest surrounded by dirty mugs and beer cans And you've not bathed in a week

I always wear underpants, otherwise it gets drafty !

Don't possess a vest - string or otherwise !

Rarely drink beer (unless with lemonade).

I don't bathe - I shower ... on my birthday ... whether I need it or not ! (next one is next February !) (could be persuaded to shower with a friend to save water!).

This is not convincing me of your sexiness Martin

Wait till you see me! In fact my sexiness would probably be too much for you to handle

I think I would need to seriously brace myself and have a few dutch courages first to be frank

Call yourself what you want But cross dressing isn't going to make you any more sexy