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rinses outr hair in bestest Evian water and restores her barnet to it`s former glory.....Gorgeous
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I used to live in Barnet hoots, and beleive me there is nuffin glorious about it
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I`m not referring to the leak centre of the universe...Im speaking of me lovely silken tress wot a gawgeously lovely
Tress, singular? You have one long silken hair? Not sexy!!!! ![]()
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I think there is a sinkhole [see wot I did there] in Barnet where all the waste fluids go to destroy houses!!
Tress, singular? You have one long silken hair? Not sexy!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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It`s all well -gelled
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Have you coiled it up and stuck it to your bonce with hair gel?
![]() ![]() ![]() You shake the contents of the box on yer luscious locks comb it through yer jaw-dropping gawgeous tresses and bingo....you has Supa Dupa amazingly luscious locks. See me photos in the lastest issue of Vogue magazine. ![]() ![]()
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Nah...I used hormone rooting powder...works just as good and it`s much cheaper
![]() You shake the contents of the box on yer luscious locks comb it through yer jaw-dropping gawgeous tresses and bingo....you has Supa Dupa amazingly luscious locks. See me photos in the lastest issue of Vogue magazine. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I bet you use blood, fish n bone as talcum powder too
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Never touch that stuff Twass...blood...eek! Bleugh
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Grows sexy vegetables though!
![]() ![]() Pours contents of me stinking stinging nettle bottle over twass barnet... |
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Nah fanks...me stinging neetle stinky stuff does it better....
Pours contents of me stinking stinging nettle bottle over twass barnet... Heyulp! Hoots is growing taters and cabbages in me Barnet!!!!
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Heyulp! Hoots is growing taters and cabbages in me Barnet!!!!Declares self ..WINNER ![]()
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Well that`s disposed of her
Declares self ..WINNER ![]() ![]()
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Just thought I would pop by to see if anything is happening. There isn't so, I will go away again and polish my crown as King of this thread.
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I can see you are mad, Chin. One day you may bet a crown of your own. Meanwhile reflect into mine !
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*kicks Martin out of thread* I've stopped gallivanting about for a bit, so gerrof my throne immediately you unsexy old git!!
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*kicks Martin out of thread* I've stopped gallivanting about for a bit, so gerrof my throne immediately you unsexy old git!!
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The throne is mine and will remain mine.
Go back to the gallivanting - if you can find someone that is at all interested in you.
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If I ever run out of admirers [not very likely considering my total sexiness] I would gallivant on me own, if I wanted to! However, for now I have returned to claim my crown, so you can jog on
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I hear you are a great hit at the 'Home for the Retired and Genteel Folk', so I think you should spend more time there. I will continue to rule this thread.
![]() You can go and rule the Last Person to post is a silly old Fart thread
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Blows a raspberry.......
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*eats raspberry* ..... nom nom!!
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*eats raspberry* ..... nom nom!!
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