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Old 20-05-2013, 21:02
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rinses outr hair in bestest Evian water and restores her barnet to it`s former glory.....Gorgeous.
I used to live in Barnet hoots, and beleive me there is nuffin glorious about it
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:04
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I used to live in Barnet hoots, and beleive me there is nuffin glorious about it
I`m not referring to the leak centre of the universe...Im speaking of me lovely silken tress wot a gawgeous jawdropping lovely
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:06
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I`m not referring to the leak centre of the universe...Im speaking of me lovely silken tress wot a gawgeously lovely
I think there is a sinkhole [see wot I did there] in Barnet where all the waste fluids go to destroy houses!!

Tress, singular? You have one long silken hair? Not sexy!!!!
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:10
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I think there is a sinkhole [see wot I did there] in Barnet where all the waste fluids go to destroy houses!!

Tress, singular? You have one long silken hair? Not sexy!!!!
It`s all well -gelled
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:17
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It`s all well -gelled
Have you coiled it up and stuck it to your bonce with hair gel?
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:21
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Have you coiled it up and stuck it to your bonce with hair gel?
Nah...I used hormone rooting powder...works just as good and it`s much cheaper


You shake the contents of the box on yer luscious locks comb it through yer jaw-dropping gawgeous tresses and bingo....you has Supa Dupa amazingly luscious locks. See me photos in the lastest issue of Vogue magazine.
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:26
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Nah...I used hormone rooting powder...works just as good and it`s much cheaper


You shake the contents of the box on yer luscious locks comb it through yer jaw-dropping gawgeous tresses and bingo....you has Supa Dupa amazingly luscious locks. See me photos in the lastest issue of Vogue magazine.
I bet you use blood, fish n bone as talcum powder too
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:28
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I bet you use blood, fish n bone as talcum powder too
Never touch that stuff Twass...blood...eek! Bleugh
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:30
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Never touch that stuff Twass...blood...eek! Bleugh
Grows sexy vegetables though!
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:34
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Grows sexy vegetables though!
Nah fanks...me stinging neetle stinky stuff does it better....
Pours contents of me stinking stinging nettle bottle over twass barnet...
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:42
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Nah fanks...me stinging neetle stinky stuff does it better....
Pours contents of me stinking stinging nettle bottle over twass barnet...
Heyulp! Hoots is growing taters and cabbages in me Barnet!!!!
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:49
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Heyulp! Hoots is growing taters and cabbages in me Barnet!!!!
Well that`s disposed of her

Declares self
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Old 20-05-2013, 21:53
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Well that`s disposed of her

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Think again hooter, these are the sexiest veg on the planet!!
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Old 25-05-2013, 15:12
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Just thought I would pop by to see if anything is happening. There isn't so, I will go away again and polish my crown as King of this thread.
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Old 25-05-2013, 15:16
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Old 25-05-2013, 17:20
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I can see you are mad, Chin. One day you may bet a crown of your own. Meanwhile reflect into mine !
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Old 28-05-2013, 17:21
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*kicks Martin out of thread* I've stopped gallivanting about for a bit, so gerrof my throne immediately you unsexy old git!!
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Old 28-05-2013, 17:22
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*kicks Martin out of thread* I've stopped gallivanting about for a bit, so gerrof my throne immediately you unsexy old git!!
The throne is mine and will remain mine.

Go back to the gallivanting - if you can find someone that is at all interested in you.
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Old 28-05-2013, 17:26
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The throne is mine and will remain mine.

Go back to the gallivanting - if you can find someone that is at all interested in you.
If I ever run out of admirers [not very likely considering my total sexiness] I would gallivant on me own, if I wanted to! However, for now I have returned to claim my crown, so you can jog on
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Old 28-05-2013, 17:32
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If I ever run out of admirers [not very likely considering my total sexiness] I would gallivant on me own, if I wanted to! However, for now I have returned to claim my crown, so you can jog on
I hear you are a great hit at the 'Home for the Retired and Genteel Folk', so I think you should spend more time there. I will continue to rule this thread.
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Old 28-05-2013, 17:39
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I hear you are a great hit at the 'Home for the Retired and Genteel Folk', so I think you should spend more time there. I will continue to rule this thread.
*screams with laughter* - Genteel? Moi?? I'm sexy, not genteel!!

You can go and rule the Last Person to post is a silly old Fart thread
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Old 28-05-2013, 20:39
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Blows a raspberry.......

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Old 28-05-2013, 20:40
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*eats raspberry* ..... nom nom!!
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Old 30-05-2013, 16:07
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*eats raspberry* ..... nom nom!!
Definitely not at all sexy.
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Old 30-05-2013, 16:43
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Definitely not at all sexy.
You haven't seen me eating them
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