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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)
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twassington
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by hooter:
“rinses outr hair in bestest Evian water and restores her barnet to it`s former glory.....Gorgeous.”

I used to live in Barnet hoots, and beleive me there is nuffin glorious about it
hooter
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I used to live in Barnet hoots, and beleive me there is nuffin glorious about it ”

I`m not referring to the leak centre of the universe...Im speaking of me lovely silken tress wot a gawgeous jawdropping lovely
twassington
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by hooter:
“I`m not referring to the leak centre of the universe...Im speaking of me lovely silken tress wot a gawgeously lovely”

I think there is a sinkhole [see wot I did there] in Barnet where all the waste fluids go to destroy houses!!

Tress, singular? You have one long silken hair? Not sexy!!!!
hooter
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think there is a sinkhole [see wot I did there] in Barnet where all the waste fluids go to destroy houses!!

Tress, singular? You have one long silken hair? Not sexy!!!! ”

It`s all well -gelled
twassington
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by hooter:
“It`s all well -gelled”

Have you coiled it up and stuck it to your bonce with hair gel?
hooter
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Have you coiled it up and stuck it to your bonce with hair gel? ”

Nah...I used hormone rooting powder...works just as good and it`s much cheaper


You shake the contents of the box on yer luscious locks comb it through yer jaw-dropping gawgeous tresses and bingo....you has Supa Dupa amazingly luscious locks. See me photos in the lastest issue of Vogue magazine.
twassington
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Nah...I used hormone rooting powder...works just as good and it`s much cheaper


You shake the contents of the box on yer luscious locks comb it through yer jaw-dropping gawgeous tresses and bingo....you has Supa Dupa amazingly luscious locks. See me photos in the lastest issue of Vogue magazine.”

I bet you use blood, fish n bone as talcum powder too
hooter
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I bet you use blood, fish n bone as talcum powder too ”

Never touch that stuff Twass...blood...eek! Bleugh
twassington
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Never touch that stuff Twass...blood...eek! Bleugh”

Grows sexy vegetables though!
hooter
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Grows sexy vegetables though! ”

Nah fanks...me stinging neetle stinky stuff does it better....
Pours contents of me stinking stinging nettle bottle over twass barnet...
twassington
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Nah fanks...me stinging neetle stinky stuff does it better....
Pours contents of me stinking stinging nettle bottle over twass barnet...”

Heyulp! Hoots is growing taters and cabbages in me Barnet!!!!
hooter
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Heyulp! Hoots is growing taters and cabbages in me Barnet!!!!”

Well that`s disposed of her

Declares self
..WINNER
twassington
20-05-2013
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Well that`s disposed of her

Declares self
..WINNER”

Think again hooter, these are the sexiest veg on the planet!!
MartinRosen
25-05-2013
Just thought I would pop by to see if anything is happening. There isn't so, I will go away again and polish my crown as King of this thread.
chinchin
25-05-2013
MartinRosen
25-05-2013
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“”

I can see you are mad, Chin. One day you may bet a crown of your own. Meanwhile reflect into mine !
twassington
28-05-2013
*kicks Martin out of thread* I've stopped gallivanting about for a bit, so gerrof my throne immediately you unsexy old git!!
MartinRosen
28-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*kicks Martin out of thread* I've stopped gallivanting about for a bit, so gerrof my throne immediately you unsexy old git!!”

The throne is mine and will remain mine.

Go back to the gallivanting - if you can find someone that is at all interested in you.
twassington
28-05-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“The throne is mine and will remain mine.

Go back to the gallivanting - if you can find someone that is at all interested in you.”

If I ever run out of admirers [not very likely considering my total sexiness] I would gallivant on me own, if I wanted to! However, for now I have returned to claim my crown, so you can jog on
MartinRosen
28-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“If I ever run out of admirers [not very likely considering my total sexiness] I would gallivant on me own, if I wanted to! However, for now I have returned to claim my crown, so you can jog on ”

I hear you are a great hit at the 'Home for the Retired and Genteel Folk', so I think you should spend more time there. I will continue to rule this thread.
twassington
28-05-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I hear you are a great hit at the 'Home for the Retired and Genteel Folk', so I think you should spend more time there. I will continue to rule this thread.”

*screams with laughter* - Genteel? Moi?? I'm sexy, not genteel!!

You can go and rule the Last Person to post is a silly old Fart thread
Mindee
28-05-2013
Blows a raspberry.......

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twassington
28-05-2013
*eats raspberry* ..... nom nom!!
Mindee
30-05-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*eats raspberry* ..... nom nom!!”

Definitely not at all sexy.
twassington
30-05-2013
Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Definitely not at all sexy. ”

You haven't seen me eating them
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