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Old 20-06-2013, 19:06
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Deluded?
If you had been in The Meadows last week you would have seen hundreds of people with their eyes popping out as I strode sexily past in my speedos
The Meadows? I shall now avoid them at all costs!

That's probably because OTHER THINGS were popping out of your speedos as you strode
I heard that there was a lot of sniggering
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Old 20-06-2013, 19:08
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The Meadows? I shall now avoid them at all costs!



I heard that there was a lot of sniggering
I expect there were howls of derision and peeps crying with laughter!
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Old 20-06-2013, 19:09
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I expect there were howls of derision and peeps crying with laughter!
It was almost mass hysteria from what I heard, they had to call in the National Guard
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Old 20-06-2013, 19:13
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It was almost mass hysteria from what I heard, they had to call in the National Guard
Amazing the uproar three inches of shrivelled flesh and a couple of dangly prunes can cause!!!
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Old 20-06-2013, 23:24
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meh..
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Old 21-06-2013, 14:20
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Old 21-06-2013, 16:56
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*sweeps debris [namely, chins and deansetc] out of thread*

Can't be having unsexy clutter in MY thread!
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Old 21-06-2013, 17:33
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Old 21-06-2013, 17:35
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A smokey interloper!!

Oh well, you're sexier than Martin, you can stay if you clean the toilets
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Old 21-06-2013, 17:49
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pah!..
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Old 21-06-2013, 17:54
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Jellus? OK then, you can polish the toilet seats. Just do a better job of it than you do in the pub, fgs!
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Old 21-06-2013, 23:01
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Can't be having unsexy clutter in MY thread!
Since when has it been your thread ?

I am the sexiest. End of.
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Old 21-06-2013, 23:03
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Since when has it been your thread ?

I am the sexiest. End of.
Since the moment I entered it of course....you poor old delusional unsexy git!
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Old 21-06-2013, 23:06
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Since the moment I entered it of course....you poor old delusional unsexy git!
You are considered an 'also ran' !
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Old 22-06-2013, 05:47
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Old 22-06-2013, 09:19
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Morning chins....eaten something dodgy? Or was it the sight of Martin's pyjama trousers with the non existent flies
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Old 22-06-2013, 09:56
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was it the sight of Martin's pyjama trousers with the non existent flies
Actually my current pair of PJs don't have flies. Such a nuisance when one wants to pee !
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Old 22-06-2013, 15:58
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Actually my current pair of PJs don't have flies. Such a nuisance when one wants to pee !
Not to worry Martin, it's a sign of senility. You've put them on back to front, which will actually make things a lot easier in your state.



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Old 22-06-2013, 16:22
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Not to worry Martin, it's a sign of senility. You've put them on back to front, which will actually make things a lot easier in your state.
I did wonder why there was an opening at the back !
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Old 22-06-2013, 18:57
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Well I guess at least you can take a number two without the fag of pulling the PJs down, Martin! Such a help to the aged I would imagine
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Old 22-06-2013, 19:09
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Well I guess at least you can take a number two without the fag of pulling the PJs down, Martin! Such a help to the aged I would imagine
Do you want to borrow them after me?
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Old 22-06-2013, 19:13
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Do you want to borrow them after me?
Ask me again in about 40 years
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Old 22-06-2013, 22:06
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Ask me again in about 40 years
You will long have been pushing up daisies by then!
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Old 22-06-2013, 22:07
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You will long have been pushing up daisies by then!
Not as long as you will
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Old 22-06-2013, 22:11
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Not as long as you will
I will be forever youthful. In 40 years I wll still be here being sexy!!!
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