Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 6)

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Granny Weatherwax

20-06-2013

Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Deluded?
If you had been in The Meadows last week you would have seen hundreds of people with their eyes popping out as I strode sexily past in my speedos ”

The Meadows?

I shall now avoid them at all costs!

Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's probably because OTHER THINGS were popping out of your speedos as you strode ”

I heard that there was a lot of sniggering

twassington

20-06-2013

Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“The Meadows? I shall now avoid them at all costs!

I heard that there was a lot of sniggering ”

I expect there were howls of derision and peeps crying with laughter!

Granny Weatherwax

20-06-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I expect there were howls of derision and peeps crying with laughter! ”

It was almost mass hysteria from what I heard, they had to call in the National Guard

twassington

20-06-2013

Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax:
“It was almost mass hysteria from what I heard, they had to call in the National Guard ”

Amazing the uproar three inches of shrivelled flesh and a couple of dangly prunes can cause!!!

chinchin

20-06-2013

meh..

deans6571

21-06-2013

twassington

21-06-2013

*sweeps debris [namely, chins and deansetc] out of thread*

Can't be having unsexy clutter in MY thread!

smokeybacon

21-06-2013

twassington

21-06-2013

A smokey interloper!!

Oh well, you're sexier than Martin, you can stay if you clean the toilets

chinchin

21-06-2013

pah!..

twassington

21-06-2013

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“pah!..”

Jellus? OK then, you can polish the toilet seats. Just do a better job of it than you do in the pub, fgs!

MartinRosen

21-06-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Can't be having unsexy clutter in MY thread! ”

Since when has it been your thread ?

I am the sexiest. End of.

twassington

21-06-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Since when has it been your thread ?

I am the sexiest. End of.”

Since the moment I entered it of course....you poor old delusional unsexy git!

MartinRosen

21-06-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Since the moment I entered it of course....you poor old delusional unsexy git!”

You are considered an 'also ran' !

chinchin

22-06-2013

bleurgh

twassington

22-06-2013

Morning chins....eaten something dodgy?

Or was it the sight of Martin's pyjama trousers with the non existent flies

MartinRosen

22-06-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“ was it the sight of Martin's pyjama trousers with the non existent flies ”

Actually my current pair of PJs don't have flies. Such a nuisance when one wants to pee !

Mindee

22-06-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Actually my current pair of PJs don't have flies. Such a nuisance when one wants to pee !”

Not to worry Martin, it's a sign of senility. You've put them on back to front, which will actually make things a lot easier in your state.

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MartinRosen

22-06-2013

Originally Posted by Mindee:
“Not to worry Martin, it's a sign of senility. You've put them on back to front, which will actually make things a lot easier in your state.
”

I did wonder why there was an opening at the back !

twassington

22-06-2013

Well I guess at least you can take a number two without the fag of pulling the PJs down, Martin! Such a help to the aged I would imagine

MartinRosen

22-06-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Well I guess at least you can take a number two without the fag of pulling the PJs down, Martin! Such a help to the aged I would imagine ”

Do you want to borrow them after me?

twassington

22-06-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Do you want to borrow them after me? ”

Ask me again in about 40 years

MartinRosen

22-06-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ask me again in about 40 years ”

You will long have been pushing up daisies by then!

twassington

22-06-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You will long have been pushing up daisies by then!”

Not as long as you will

MartinRosen

22-06-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not as long as you will ”

I will be forever youthful. In 40 years I wll still be here being sexy!!!

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