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Good Lord! There are some strange people
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Teenage girls are much, much worse!
![]() Bracing myself right alongside you!
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Goodness, I didn't realise this until now, but my sex life is really quite dull.
![]() And staying with the subject - my mum apparently has a boyfriend! I'm not sure I'll be gaining a new stepfather any time soon as while he's very keen on her she's just enjoying the attention and doesn't fancy him much, but it's been ages since she's sounded this happy. I was dreading the care home move - Sad knows I was a bag of nerves - but ma's genuinely thriving. She doesn't know where she is but thinks it's fabulous (it is pretty fab actually) and can't stop telling me about it. When I called the other day they were having a talk on life saving tips and what to do if you see a car accident. I could hear the chap in the background and he was really interesting! She's in the gym every day (working off the 5 meals a day ), joining in with the music and art sessions, going for walks in the garden with her friends (who are all her age, she tells me... )... I expect it feels like she's on holiday. I might even stop feeling guilty if things carry on like this.
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Goodness, I didn't realise this until now, but my sex life is really quite dull.
![]() That's just me however. Some of the things I've seen in real life and what people get up to on the internet sex wise are just to me. Still, each to their own.Maybe I'm like Boy George on this matter and prefer a cup of tea (or in my case coffee). |
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Throw in a digestive and you might be onto something.
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Throw in a digestive and you might be onto something.
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Would that be a chocolate digestive?
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Would that be a chocolate digestive?
Would that be dark or milk chocolate? Either way, you'll need a fishing rod to haul it out of the bottom of the cup. |
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Whatever takes your fancy. I'm not a biscuit connoisseur.
Would that be dark or milk chocolate? Either way, you'll need a fishing rod to haul it out of the bottom of the cup. I might go look up biscuits on the internet, biscuit porn
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FAO. The biscuit addict.
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biscuit porn
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Nothing worse than a soggy biscuit.
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@plum - I should not have Googled ...
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There's an art to digestive dunking, jra.
Dip as much of the edge as you can, then nibble it off so the biccy fits into the cup. Rotate, re-dunk, and stuff the rest of it down in one gobful. Plain chocolate ones work best! As for the sex... I suppose one could use a similar technique... ![]() Batty, so glad your Mum is doing so well. Of course it was a tough call to make, but you knew it was the right one all along really. Well done to you for seeing it through
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There's an art to digestive dunking, jra.
Dip as much of the edge as you can, then nibble it off so the biccy fits into the cup. Rotate, re-dunk, and stuff the rest of it down in one gobful. Plain chocolate ones work best! As for the sex... I suppose one could use a similar technique... ![]() ![]() Who knew. |
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So in conclusion, sex is like dunking a biscuit.
![]() Who knew. Using jra's conclusion that sex is like dunking a biscuit, one can only therefore expand that conclusion to state therefore that sex can lead to crumbs in the bottom? Very educational this is and a strange start to my day
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Soggy biscuit is a (largely mythical) game involving young teenage males, a biscuit, and sperms.
I suspect very few have actually played it, though I've impressed a few over the years by being aware of its existence. Re residue on the bottom... one can always scrape it off with a teaspoon. ![]() (I'm stopping now before I get carried away!) |
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Soggy biscuit is a (largely mythical) game involving young teenage males, a biscuit, and sperms.
I'm not putting my swimmers on a biscuit, most of whom are disabled anyway, as I smoke. |
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I blame boarding schools...
... for everything really. But especially soggy biscuits and smoking. I think we need to change the subject!
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yo sex mad grumpies
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I blame boarding schools...
... for everything really. But especially soggy biscuits and smoking. I think we need to change the subject! ![]() So, what's the weather like? |
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Hi snOwy!
Nice attempt jra, but the weather's doing nuffink around here. What else can we talk about... ? |
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Well thanks to the conversation I am now off biscuits for the foreseeable future. My budget and my waistline will be appreciative.
Weather here is bleuuuarrrghh - it's lovely blue skies and sunshine but humid as anything. We need a storm, but just a little one to clear the air. Luckily, I'm off to air-conditioning at work soon and might sit in the chiller for a while and pretend I'm in England
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Hi snOwy!
Nice attempt jra, but the weather's doing nuffink around here. What else can we talk about... ? |
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Biscuit porn. LMAO.
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