If that works as an excuse I'll eat my hat

Don't you oppress me, it's every man's right

evening sisters

Evening snowBes

I actually typed in f e c k there, not with the u and the word censor was feeling hungry, like it will with this (****), but not fecking for some reason. It was either that or Father Ted had a look at my post and said you can't fecking type that, **** off.

I do like a rude word or two.

Busy here and I can't believe we're half way through the week already!

Father Jack is a qualified trained actor, but most of the time in FT he said f e c k, girls, arse.

Mrs Doyle. What would you say to a brick?
Father Jack. F e c k off brick.

I love my brick.
Father Ted | Father Jack's Brick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1ZU6UMDfgY

Father Ted | Feckin Mrs Doyle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogrfAgbIfFo

Father Dougal Becomes a Milkman (But there's no demand for U.H.T. milk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBwwcU2c3u4

Pat Mustard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEipG31iAC4

I love Dougal. He's my weird crush.

I'm all ears. Tell us more.

At the end of the episode Speed 3, Father Ted gets hit on the head by a brick falling from outer space and a bit of paper with 'Shit happens' written on it burns on the ground. Comedy legend.

yoo hoo

I've got a bottle of rum in front of me saying please drink me.

So what, you might say.

This however, is a bottle of overproof rum. J Wray (maybe he is a brother of J Kay as well) & Nephew.



44.1 alcohol units. That's 10-15 days drinking allowance for a man roughly, 15-22 days for the ladies, according to www.drinkaware.co.uk . I am aware I have a drink in front of me.

I'm not sure I can. It's rather baffling...

Even more baffling if jra's in an alcohol induced coma

Morning. Is it Friday yet?

its Thursday and I am off with a killer of a headache .
It started yesterday at work, died down a bit in the evening and rememerged at a bout 4 30 am

Ouch, poor snOwy. Feel better soon.

I do feel very Friday-ish, though. We all got home this afternoon after being all over the place since last weekend so it feels like the next one is about to start.

hello went back to work today so am now at liberty to enjoy my weekend

Greetings, grumpies, and apologies for my absence - started at a new school on Monday and have been trying to get a sensible routine sorted ever since!

Plummie and Laura, you misunderstood! Mr M and I eat sprouts - Melony scorns every vegetable known to humankind and my chances of getting a sprout down her are zero!

jra - Despicable Me is intelligent, dark and genuinely funny. Second one is very good too.
Give them a go, you won't regret it.

Finally saw The Hobbit 2 today as M went to a party!
Absolutely loved it... Martin Freeman is a god amongst actors, dragon was fantastic, and the cliffhanger to end all cliffhangers. Woot!

No other real news... hope you guys are all chipper!

I saw some of this and laughed my socks off. Hilarious.

FILM: Ice Age: The Meltdown
On: itv Anglia Plus 1 (33)
Date: Saturday 11th January 2014 (Already shown)
Time: 18:20 to 20:00 (1 hour and 40 minutes long)

Animated sequel. The animals of Manny, Sid and Diego's peaceful valley are enjoying the warmer weather as the ice age comes to an end, but only the heroic trio know that with the thaw comes a flood that threatens everyone. The threesome have made it through the big freeze, but can they persuade their friends of the danger that looms just over the horizon?
(Stereo, Widescreen, Subtitles, Audio Described, 2006, U, 3 Star)

Director: Carlos Saldanha
Starring: Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, Queen Latifah

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Marked By: 'Category: Film' marker
Keywords: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Sequel, Animated, Film, Movie, Movies, Films, Stereo, Widescreen, Subtitles, Audio Described, U, 3 Star
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Now this.

FILM: The Fifth Element
On: 5* (Freeview) (30)
Date: Saturday 11th January 2014 (8 minutes left)
Time: 19:30 to 22:00 (2 hours and 30 minutes long)

Luc Besson's stunning, audacious science-fiction thriller stars Bruce Willis as an ex-government agent, now reduced to driving a taxi in 23rd century New York. Into his lap falls the mysterious Milla Jovovich, a woman created from an alien cell who may be the only hope the world has of salvation from an ever-approaching evil.
(Subtitles, 1997, PG, 4 Star)

Director: Luc Besson
Starring: Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Milla Jovovich, Chris Tucker, Luke Perry

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Marked By: 'Great Films' and 'Category: Film' markers
Keywords: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller, Science Fiction, Sex, Sci Fi, Film, Movie, Movies, Films, Subtitles, PG, 4 Star
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Brilliant plot.



So, the world is controlled by a woman after all. Who knew.

I LMAO every time I see this scene.

The Fifth Element (1997) thats a very nice hat. HQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah_3vO0uhM

Another must see tonight.

FILM: Evil Dead II
On: Film4 (15)
Date: Saturday 11th January 2014 (starting in 1 hour and 1 minute)
Time: 23:25 to 01:05 (1 hour and 40 minutes long)

Not so much a sequel as a reprise of the original, Evil Dead II sees Ash, the survivor from the Tennessee wood cabin in The Evil Dead, inadvertently unleashing the spirits of the dead in a remote wood cabin in Michigan after reciting 'Necronomekon - The Book of the Dead'. And that's when the plot sickens: an army of decomposing dead people and evil spirits kill Ash's girlfriend and then spend the rest of the night trying to ensure that Ash and a group of new arrivals to the cabin - including Anne, who may have the solution to the problem - will all be dead by dawn.
(Subtitles, 1987, 18, 5 Star)

Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Kassie DePaiva, Ted Raimi, Denise Bixler

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Marked By: 'Great Films' and 'Category: Film' markers
Keywords: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Sequel, Zombie, Film, Movie, Movies, Films, Subtitles, 18, 5 Star
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Absolutely hilarious. Basically, a piss take of the first one.

Handy my sons 23 and he never eats veg in any shape or form I love sprouts just not allowed to eat them. Hope new job going well. jra not keen on horror films the exorcists put me off lol

The Ice Age films are all brilliant
Our cat are called Manny, Sid and Diego because we needed three linked names and we love the films. Also, Manny is floofy...

The first two films are pretty tame by today's standards, being just make up and special effects essentially.

I've got the first 3 ED films on DVD, see www.dvdcompare.net for best editions.

I went for these (all R1 versions).

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (£13-06. Condition: new)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (£4-26. Condition: Like new.) (*)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (£3-66. Condition: Very good

(*) The seller sold me the very rare tin box edition of this, which is IMO worth at least ten times the price, probably by mistake. All contents were intact and it also plays on R2 region players.

http://www.dvdcompare.net/comparison....php?fid=657#2


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