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The Grumpy Old Women Thread... (Part 18)
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Sadperson
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by jra:
“Oh ****, I've got to do that again. Maybe I'll tell them this time around I'm on my period. I think I've run out of other excuses for not filing the legalised theft form on time.”

If that works as an excuse I'll eat my hat
KJ44
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by Sadperson:
“If that works as an excuse I'll eat my hat ”

Don't you oppress me, it's every man's right
Sadperson
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“Don't you oppress me, it's every man's right”

snowy ghost
07-01-2014
evening sisters
Sadperson
07-01-2014
Evening snowBes
jra
08-01-2014
Originally Posted by Sadperson:
“If that works as an excuse I'll eat my hat ”

I actually typed in f e c k there, not with the u and the word censor was feeling hungry, like it will with this (****), but not fecking for some reason. It was either that or Father Ted had a look at my post and said you can't fecking type that, **** off.
batgirl
08-01-2014
I do like a rude word or two.

Busy here and I can't believe we're half way through the week already!
jra
08-01-2014
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“I do like a rude word or two.

Busy here and I can't believe we're half way through the week already!”

Father Jack is a qualified trained actor, but most of the time in FT he said f e c k, girls, arse.

Mrs Doyle. What would you say to a brick?
Father Jack. F e c k off brick.

I love my brick.
Father Ted | Father Jack's Brick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1ZU6UMDfgY

Father Ted | Feckin Mrs Doyle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogrfAgbIfFo

Father Dougal Becomes a Milkman (But there's no demand for U.H.T. milk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBwwcU2c3u4

Pat Mustard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEipG31iAC4
batgirl
08-01-2014
I love Dougal. He's my weird crush.
jra
08-01-2014
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“I love Dougal. He's my weird crush. ”

I'm all ears. Tell us more.

At the end of the episode Speed 3, Father Ted gets hit on the head by a brick falling from outer space and a bit of paper with 'Shit happens' written on it burns on the ground. Comedy legend.
snowy ghost
08-01-2014
yoo hoo
jra
09-01-2014
I've got a bottle of rum in front of me saying please drink me.

So what, you might say.

This however, is a bottle of overproof rum. J Wray (maybe he is a brother of J Kay as well) & Nephew.

Spoiler
The alcohol by volume is 63% x 10, whereas a bottle of normal full strength spirits is 40%. I might be away for a while, recovering from an alcohol induced coma.


44.1 alcohol units. That's 10-15 days drinking allowance for a man roughly, 15-22 days for the ladies, according to www.drinkaware.co.uk . I am aware I have a drink in front of me.
batgirl
09-01-2014
Originally Posted by jra:
“I'm all ears. Tell us more.”

I'm not sure I can. It's rather baffling...
Sadperson
09-01-2014
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“I'm not sure I can. It's rather baffling... ”

Even more baffling if jra's in an alcohol induced coma

Morning. Is it Friday yet?
snowy ghost
09-01-2014
its Thursday and I am off with a killer of a headache .
It started yesterday at work, died down a bit in the evening and rememerged at a bout 4 30 am
batgirl
09-01-2014
Ouch, poor snOwy. Feel better soon.

I do feel very Friday-ish, though. We all got home this afternoon after being all over the place since last weekend so it feels like the next one is about to start.
snowy ghost
10-01-2014
hello went back to work today so am now at liberty to enjoy my weekend
handymelon
11-01-2014
Greetings, grumpies, and apologies for my absence - started at a new school on Monday and have been trying to get a sensible routine sorted ever since!

Plummie and Laura, you misunderstood! Mr M and I eat sprouts - Melony scorns every vegetable known to humankind and my chances of getting a sprout down her are zero!

jra - Despicable Me is intelligent, dark and genuinely funny. Second one is very good too.
Give them a go, you won't regret it.

Finally saw The Hobbit 2 today as M went to a party!
Absolutely loved it... Martin Freeman is a god amongst actors, dragon was fantastic, and the cliffhanger to end all cliffhangers. Woot!

No other real news... hope you guys are all chipper!
jra
11-01-2014
Originally Posted by handymelon:
“jra - Despicable Me is intelligent, dark and genuinely funny. Second one is very good too.
Give them a go, you won't regret it.”

I saw some of this and laughed my socks off. Hilarious.

FILM: Ice Age: The Meltdown
On: itv Anglia Plus 1 (33)
Date: Saturday 11th January 2014 (Already shown)
Time: 18:20 to 20:00 (1 hour and 40 minutes long)

Animated sequel. The animals of Manny, Sid and Diego's peaceful valley are enjoying the warmer weather as the ice age comes to an end, but only the heroic trio know that with the thaw comes a flood that threatens everyone. The threesome have made it through the big freeze, but can they persuade their friends of the danger that looms just over the horizon?
(Stereo, Widescreen, Subtitles, Audio Described, 2006, U, 3 Star)

Director: Carlos Saldanha
Starring: Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, Queen Latifah

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Marked By: 'Category: Film' marker
Keywords: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Sequel, Animated, Film, Movie, Movies, Films, Stereo, Widescreen, Subtitles, Audio Described, U, 3 Star
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Excerpt taken from DigiGuide - the world's best TV guide available from http://www.getdigiguide.tv/?p=1&r=45488

Copyright (c) GipsyMedia Limited.
jra
11-01-2014
Now this.

FILM: The Fifth Element
On: 5* (Freeview) (30)
Date: Saturday 11th January 2014 (8 minutes left)
Time: 19:30 to 22:00 (2 hours and 30 minutes long)

Luc Besson's stunning, audacious science-fiction thriller stars Bruce Willis as an ex-government agent, now reduced to driving a taxi in 23rd century New York. Into his lap falls the mysterious Milla Jovovich, a woman created from an alien cell who may be the only hope the world has of salvation from an ever-approaching evil.
(Subtitles, 1997, PG, 4 Star)

Director: Luc Besson
Starring: Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Milla Jovovich, Chris Tucker, Luke Perry

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Marked By: 'Great Films' and 'Category: Film' markers
Keywords: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller, Science Fiction, Sex, Sci Fi, Film, Movie, Movies, Films, Subtitles, PG, 4 Star
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Excerpt taken from DigiGuide - the world's best TV guide available from http://www.getdigiguide.tv/?p=1&r=45488

Copyright (c) GipsyMedia Limited.

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Brilliant plot.

Spoiler
A very confused (initially), but highly almighty powerful and intelligent woman is sent to save our planet, but needs the help of four stones and her sat in the middle of a special formation to make all this happen. You'll get it if you watch the movie. She also falls in love with the main character (Bruce Willis).


So, the world is controlled by a woman after all. Who knew.
jra
11-01-2014
I LMAO every time I see this scene.

The Fifth Element (1997) thats a very nice hat. HQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah_3vO0uhM
jra
11-01-2014
Another must see tonight.

FILM: Evil Dead II
On: Film4 (15)
Date: Saturday 11th January 2014 (starting in 1 hour and 1 minute)
Time: 23:25 to 01:05 (1 hour and 40 minutes long)

Not so much a sequel as a reprise of the original, Evil Dead II sees Ash, the survivor from the Tennessee wood cabin in The Evil Dead, inadvertently unleashing the spirits of the dead in a remote wood cabin in Michigan after reciting 'Necronomekon - The Book of the Dead'. And that's when the plot sickens: an army of decomposing dead people and evil spirits kill Ash's girlfriend and then spend the rest of the night trying to ensure that Ash and a group of new arrivals to the cabin - including Anne, who may have the solution to the problem - will all be dead by dawn.
(Subtitles, 1987, 18, 5 Star)

Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Kassie DePaiva, Ted Raimi, Denise Bixler

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Marked By: 'Great Films' and 'Category: Film' markers
Keywords: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Sequel, Zombie, Film, Movie, Movies, Films, Subtitles, 18, 5 Star
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Excerpt taken from DigiGuide - the world's best TV guide available from http://www.getdigiguide.tv/?p=1&r=45488

Copyright (c) GipsyMedia Limited.

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Absolutely hilarious. Basically, a piss take of the first one.
looney laura
11-01-2014
Handy my sons 23 and he never eats veg in any shape or form I love sprouts just not allowed to eat them. Hope new job going well. jra not keen on horror films the exorcists put me off lol
handymelon
12-01-2014
The Ice Age films are all brilliant
Our cat are called Manny, Sid and Diego because we needed three linked names and we love the films. Also, Manny is floofy...
jra
12-01-2014
Originally Posted by looney laura:
“Handy my sons 23 and he never eats veg in any shape or form I love sprouts just not allowed to eat them. Hope new job going well. jra not keen on horror films the exorcists put me off lol”

The first two films are pretty tame by today's standards, being just make up and special effects essentially.

I've got the first 3 ED films on DVD, see www.dvdcompare.net for best editions.

I went for these (all R1 versions).

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (£13-06. Condition: new)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (£4-26. Condition: Like new.) (*)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...?ie=UTF8&psc=1 (£3-66. Condition: Very good

(*) The seller sold me the very rare tin box edition of this, which is IMO worth at least ten times the price, probably by mistake. All contents were intact and it also plays on R2 region players.

http://www.dvdcompare.net/comparison....php?fid=657#2

Originally Posted by Rewind:
“[LIST][*] OVERALL: Draw

-R1 "Book of the Dead" LE has a new improved transfer, one new featurette, and exclusive package (it´s basically only missing the "Evil Dead: Hail To The King" video game preview from the other R1-releases). The R1 Lionsgate release is the same, but it loses the bonus trailers and exclusive packaging.
-If you're a real fan of the film, you'll want to track down one of the R1 Limited Edition tins, since it has the exclusive poster replica and 48 page booklet. It also has some additional stills over the "Book of the Dead"-release.
-R2 UK box set has the exclusive extra-material on the 4th disc. UK-release is missing the still galleries, "Evil Dead: Hail To The King" video game preview, and "Evil Dead II: Behind The Screams" -featurette.
-Finally the R2 French CE also has additional unique extras on the second disc.

The choice is yours as to what is more important.
[*]
CUTS:[LIST][*] R1 America- Anchor Bay Entertainment - No cuts.[*] R1 America- Anchor Bay Entertainment - No cuts.[*] R1 America- Lionsgate - No cuts.[*] R1 Limited Edition America- Anchor Bay - Book of the Dead 2/DiviMax Edition - No cuts.[*] R2 Collector's Edition France- Universal Pictures - No cuts.[*] R2 Holland- RCV Home Entertainment - No cuts.[*] R2 Italy- Universal Pictures - No cuts.[*] R2 Norway- Sandrew Metronome - No cuts.[*] R2 Sweden- Sandrew Metronome - No cuts.[*] R2 United Kingdom- Anchor Bay - The Evil Dead Trilogy - No cuts.[*] R2 United Kingdom- BMG - Yes. This film has been cut by 2 seconds for UK release to remove a kick.[*] R2 United Kingdom- Momentum Pictures - No cuts. BBFC have waived the previous cuts[*] R4 Australia- Universal Pictures - No cuts.[*] R4 Brazil- Universal Pictures - No cuts.[/LIST][/LIST]”

[LIST][*][/LIST]
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