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The Grumpy Old Women Thread... (Part 18)
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jra
21-02-2014
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Well, last night was interesting! I had a massive argument with a neighbour in the middle of the night. His barking dog was driving me bonkers and keeping me awake, and not for the first time.

I quickly discovered that my Polish sweary words are firmly rooted in the vocabulary of an only slightly naughty seven-year-old, but I enjoyed giving them a run out and he eventually apologised. A small victory, cos I'm bloody knackered!”

Zrobił wy mówicie jemu *f*ck* od?

That should hopefully translate to 'Did you tell him to f*ck off?', in case any offence is caused.
batgirl
21-02-2014
Originally Posted by jra:
“Zrobił wy mówicie jemu *f*ck* od?

That should hopefully translate to 'Did you tell him to f*ck off?', in case any offence is caused.”

Noooo, it doesn't translate to that. Polish is very tricky!
KJ44
21-02-2014
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“my Polish sweary words”

*** knee trembler moment ***

I once took two Polish chums, a couple, to Palace. She was shouting her head off next to me in Polish, I must say it sounded awesome.
looney laura
21-02-2014
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“*** knee trembler moment ***

I once took two Polish chums, a couple, to Palace. She was shouting her head off next to me in Polish, I must say it sounded awesome.”

Here was me thinking Bats was a lady, hehehe Imagine going to the football not my idea of fun but each to their own hahaha.
jra good for you we need to complain more.
tgif that is all I can say. hope all are good.
snowy ghost
21-02-2014
yoo hoo all

calm down all its the weekend
KJ44
21-02-2014
We've got a bag of Cadbury mis-shapes, with some sickly orange centre ones, of which some have no centre and are 100% yummy chocolate. We've just been weighing them to see if we can find the 100% ones.

Epic fail but science was the winner today.
KJ44
21-02-2014
Originally Posted by looney laura:
“Here was me thinking Bats was a lady”

It wasn't BG that went to footy!
looney laura
21-02-2014
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“It wasn't BG that went to footy!”

I was joking KJ but I am sure if you asked Bats would accompany you to the football so long as you brought her a PG and Green's and maybe teach you a few wise polish words.
jra
22-02-2014
Originally Posted by looney laura:
“jra good for you we need to complain more.”

Thanks laura.

As I've filed a complaint with the police, I've been asked to provide a statement down at the local police station next Tuesday.

I've been out three night now in a row.

One day I'll sober up. It's all been a bit of a blur.
handymelon
22-02-2014
Greetings, all!

Way to go, batty! I'm sure having a good swear has relieved some of your feelings generally, despite the lack of sleep...

At Melon Towers last night we were just congratulating ourselves on getting to bed early when Melony threw up all over her bed... *sigh*
Duvet off, pillow off, sheets off, soft toys all checked, child in bath, clean bedding on, child back in bed, extra soothing story read, sick-bowl procured from hall cupboard, Mum on floor beside bed till child back to sleep... I got into bed at 3am. Not sure if Mr M went to bed at all; he said he was awake and was going to do some work on his CV. Pillock.

Anyway, the good news is she hasn't repeated the effort so hopefully just a one-off thing. :yawn:
snowy ghost
22-02-2014
aw poor little M
batgirl
22-02-2014
Poor Little Melon. But it does sound like she got everything she needed to out of her system.

Slow day here, and deliberately so. I got back to having plenty to do but I'm going to have a proper-ish weekend first, so everything non-essential is getting ignored until Monday.
snowy ghost
22-02-2014
way to go Bats
handymelon
23-02-2014
Let's hear it for proper weekends!

Touch wood, all quiet so far...

#sleeping with one ear open
jra
23-02-2014
Originally Posted by handymelon:
“#sleeping with one ear open”

That's an eye opener.
handymelon
23-02-2014
We parents have super skillzorz, y'know
jra
24-02-2014
Another night on the shesh.

Nissed as a pewt.

In others words a bit Brahms.

Mr Tongue Twister - Cockney Rhyming Slang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYCXCWbHtQ4
jra
24-02-2014
http://www.goatkeeper.net/adriver.wav
snowy ghost
24-02-2014
evening all
jra
24-02-2014
The ginger one contacted me today regarding a post I made about another message board. So, I read her the riot act and now she is telling me I'm a little boring boy. I'm quivering in my little space booties because of this. I mean it was she that contacted me via PM initially. I didn't ask her to message me and if you are going to dish out the shit, expect to get it back.
KJ44
25-02-2014
I'm feeling upbeat. Pharrell Williams, I owe you a beer. I bought the mp3.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM&feature=kp
snowy ghost
25-02-2014
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“I'm feeling upbeat. Pharrell Williams, I owe you a beer. I bought the mp3.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM&feature=kp”

I love this
Sadperson
25-02-2014
Originally Posted by snowy ghost:
“I love this”

Me too
batgirl
26-02-2014
Morning. Grumpy central here at the moment. I've a tickly cough, the car is with the mechanic and I just know it's second mortgage type of a problem, and some people I asked for an urgent response about a month ago and reminded a couple of times since still haven't come back to me with an answer.

But Batman is taking me out to lunch and the sun is shining so the day might improve yet.
KJ44
26-02-2014
Spot the world's biggest rubber duck!

http://xkcd.com/1335/
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