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Old 26-03-2014, 09:23
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I was chatted up yesterday. Twice. Completely different blokes. One was 70 (he told me ) and the other probably a bit older.

Not sure whether to be flattered or not.

Both were absolutely charming.
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Old 26-03-2014, 19:03
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Old 26-03-2014, 19:05
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Both were absolutely charming.
Bats don't need SpecSavers, they use echolocation.

*whistles*
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Old 26-03-2014, 19:05
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Why isnt there a Grumpy Old Man thread.

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Old 26-03-2014, 19:20
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Why isnt there a Grumpy Old Man thread.

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Because it's been tried and it's died several times. Go on prove me wrong!
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Old 26-03-2014, 21:27
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Because it's been tried and it's died several times. Go on prove me wrong!

Should be interesting

Hope all are well and full of the joys of spring, anyone heard from the Plumster and the other MIA maybe too busy with real life so long as all is well everything is good.

Bats did you manage to clear your desk?
Handy good luck with the job hunt
KJ Is the shed nearly ready for the summer visitors?
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Old 26-03-2014, 21:42
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Because it's been tried and it's died several times. Go on prove me wrong!

I have numerous things to moan about. Genuinely.

Men moan more than women, how isnt it a success!

Oh well thanks anyway
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Old 26-03-2014, 21:48
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Bats don't need SpecSavers, they use echolocation.

*whistles*
I heard that!
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Old 26-03-2014, 21:50
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Should be interesting

Hope all are well and full of the joys of spring, anyone heard from the Plumster and the other MIA maybe too busy with real life so long as all is well everything is good.

Bats did you manage to clear your desk?
Handy good luck with the job hunt
KJ Is the shed nearly ready for the summer visitors?
Not quite LL, but I'm getting there. I'm so getting there I went shopping this afternoon and got loads of stuff. Doubly impressive because not one thing I bought I needed.
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Old 26-03-2014, 22:18
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I have numerous things to moan about. Genuinely.
No-one's said you can't grump on here, in fact it's the rule for newbies that they have to give us a grump.
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Old 27-03-2014, 07:08
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I'm up so the whole world should be up too. Why aren't people already in their offices so I can talk to them? Slackers!
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Old 27-03-2014, 21:21
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Old 28-03-2014, 04:04
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Why isnt there a Grumpy Old Man thread.

mehhh
No need really.

=

Nothing much really to report here.

J has come out of rehab.

P is still doing the business with A.

S has shown me his portfolio on the culinary front (pretty impressive).

I went to see T and we just smoked and drank her husbands home brew. A turned up later and P phoned her.

Spoke to C in Texas. She's well.

Spoke to M.

C+J+M+P+S=friends. A+T=acquaintances.

Sorry for providing far too many details.
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Old 28-03-2014, 08:12
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No need really.

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Nothing much really to report here.

J has come out of rehab.

P is still doing the business with A.

S has shown me his portfolio on the culinary front (pretty impressive).

I went to see T and we just smoked and drank her husbands home brew. A turned up later and P phoned her.

Spoke to C in Texas. She's well.

Spoke to M.

C+J+M+P+S=friends. A+T=acquaintances.

Sorry for providing far too many details.
It's a very business like way of dispensing news.

Sadly, we won't be adding 'had drink with B' to the list for a while because I'm not flying from Luton next week.

But at least my moving of mountains week has worked incredibly well and I can fly off leaving a cleared desk behind. Which is just as well because I don't know when I'm coming back. Eek.
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Old 28-03-2014, 20:00
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It's "pear cider in a mug" time!
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Old 28-03-2014, 21:26
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Last night I dreamt about my late sister. We have a brother and she stood before me and said "Tell Hugh why we died." I replied "Am I dead too?" Then she smiled and disappeared.

I think she misses me.
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Old 28-03-2014, 21:37
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I was chatted up yesterday. Twice. Completely different blokes. One was 70 (he told me ) and the other probably a bit older.

Not sure whether to be flattered or not.

Both were absolutely charming.
I love old world charm - when a door is opened for me I say "Thank you" and when a gentleman steps back and says "you first" again I smile and say thanks. I'm an independent lady but as appreciative as the next woman when acknowledging manners and charm.
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Old 29-03-2014, 07:31
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I love old world charm - when a door is opened for me I say "Thank you" and when a gentleman steps back and says "you first" again I smile and say thanks. I'm an independent lady but as appreciative as the next woman when acknowledging manners and charm.
Yes, I like that sort of thing too. It's always a nicer day with a few smiles.

Here, we are off to the woods later. It's supposed to be a very sunny afternoon, but then it's the BBC saying that, so best expect snow.
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Old 29-03-2014, 07:40
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I love old world charm - when a door is opened for me I say "Thank you" and when a gentleman steps back and says "you first" again I smile and say thanks. I'm an independent lady but as appreciative as the next woman when acknowledging manners and charm.
So do I ... that's happened to me last night but what I didn't bargain for was the man touching me on the hip as walked by!
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Old 29-03-2014, 17:08
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hello Pandora and Bar of Soap
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Old 29-03-2014, 20:10
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So do I ... that's happened to me last night but what I didn't bargain for was the man touching me on the hip as walked by!
What did you say to him?
Hello Pandora and Bar of Soap welcome to GOWLand or Grumpsville
KJ looks after us all

Bats hope all goes well with the trip
Snowy what you up too?
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Old 29-03-2014, 23:12
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I've heard this is where all the DS Intelligentsia hang-out so I thought I'd come over and spoil it with my dumbass
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Old 29-03-2014, 23:19
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I've heard this is where all the DS Intelligentsia hang-out so I thought I'd come over and spoil it with my dumbass
Welcome to Grumpsville now we just need your grump
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Old 29-03-2014, 23:47
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Hello, folks!

Sorry to be spasmodic lately - still job hunting ( last place liked me but wanted "someone with less management and leadership experience... is, someone younger and cheaper!), and new, slightly larger sofa appeared today so been busy helping sort that out.

Hugs to all!
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Old 29-03-2014, 23:49
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Last night's party.

Two of my tenants are mutual friends and last night decided to have a party in my house inviting about 12-15 people over (no advance warning given or even asking permission). So, one room was the chilling out room, i.e. drinks, drugs and cigarettes and the other room was the nightclub (and it was loud enough that half of Luton could have heard it). This all ended around about 6-8am this morning. I attended some of this. Three women were in the 'guest list'.

Earlier in the day (yesterday) I was feeling pretty poorly with diarhhea and vomiting, which hasn't happened to me for a long time.

So, a summary of events, that I've been told (bullshit aside) and witnessed.

A fight broke out between two guests requiring four other people to restrain them, causing damage to a blind on my front door and a fire extinguisher (mounted on the wall) seal broken.

Four cigarette burns on the carpet in one room.

One of the girls giving a guy a blowjob in the bathroom.

One bloke shagging a girl in his room (*).

Two blokes shagging two girls at the same time in the other room, including spit roasting and anal. The girls tidied up after they left, but before that 7 used condoms had been discovered.

One of the girls flirted with me, so I gave her my contact details discretely, when she was alone, only to find out they had been dumped on the floor in one of the rooms (*). The tenant living there was giving me grief regarding the passing on of my contact details to a much younger woman, yet at the same time he had shagged a much younger woman than him the very same night. The difference being the woman concerned offered it up on a plate, and I just asked after she (another woman) had flirted with me.

Also, I was shown an iPhone video of one guy shagging one of the three women.

I still don't really know exactly what went on tbh.

Both these tenants still owe me some rent and if they don't pay up within the next few days, I'm very likely to be serving eviction notices. I can't be bothered with this shit nowadays.

The bottom line is, if you want to have a party and invite around a few loose women, do it somewhere else, not in my house.

Yours pissed off.
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