Thank you for all the birthday wishes

I feel speshul
Yesterday was a day of minor and major catastrophes, just one thing after another went wrong at work, then the engine warning light came on in the car on the way home so that means another trip to the garage to get that looked at which inevitably will mean spending money. I'm hoping it's just a blip again but I'm booking it in to get the fuel injectors cleaned as the guy said I needed to do this sometime after I had the service done. I had hoped it would hold out til tax time but the car just couldn't wait those extra few weeks!
*shakes fist in futile rage"
An evening of minor mishaps followed, putting things in the fridge instead of the cupboard etc... and then things took a turn for the worst - DestructoPup decided to play her wildcard!
We were all sitting outside on the patio to keep DP company as she isn't allowed indoors unfortunately, when she decided to start playing her games which generally involve stealing things she knows she isn't allowed to touch, like the doormat .... so she was galloping around with the mat, wagging her tail and thinking it was incredibly funny to have YoungPlum and I so cross with her. I really wasn't in the mood. Eventually it got through to her tiny pea brain that I wasn't best pleased so she dropped it but unfortunately went into one of her crazy runs round and round and round the garden on and off the patio ..... she knocked a canoe which is on a stand, off it's stand which collapsed, YoungPlum and I were meanwhile hiding behind a couple of pillars as you really don't want her to crash into you when she is going full pelt ..... when she ran headlong into the barbeque.... which in itself wouldn't have been so bad but there was a plastic bottle on top of it which flew off, landed and split open shedding a litre of dark brown oozy liquid all over the pale cement....
I was loathe to just hose it off as I didn't know what the liquid was ... it was some sort of Rust converter, and I didn't know if it would kill the grass etc... having thought of the safety of the grass, and the safety of the dog (I'd got YoungPlum to grab hold of her and keep her away) .... I dived into soaking up the liquid with kitchen roll .... no thought for whether it would harm me ...

I mopped it up but there was a HUMUNGOUS big stain ... and a lot of explaining to do to my friend. I thenm having read the bottle and seen it was non toxic, went to try and hose the area off, but it was pitch black and raining and the hose didn't seem to quite reach .... but it turns out I'd snagged it on a tree somewhere.... but in taking it back and checking that I'd turned the tap off properly somehow I'd managed to point the spray nozzle so that it was pointing directly at me so I sprayed myself full on in the face..... no the tap wasn't off it would seem! I sighed bravely and turned the tap off, turned to go back into the house, and somehow managed to get my foot caught in my long stretchy skirt and I nearly fell flat on my face, just recovered by grabbing a tree before I hit the ground.... YoungPlum meanwhile is nearly pee-ing herself laughing as I come back round to the crime scene somewhat wet and leafy!
Fortunately my friend and her partner came home a couple of minutes later and she was really good about it all ... the stain has come out with the aid of bleach to the point where it isn't quite as unsightly but it looks like we'll probably have to get the patio painted - she wouldn't be bothered, but it's actually her mum who owns the property and she
will care. However, it's not urgent but yet another expense for me to look forwad to. Incidentally the bottle of stuff that broke costs about £55 or the equivalent

One piece of good fortune was that apparently the liquid can dye your skin purple and not come off for days! How I managed not to get any on my hands I have no idea as I certainly wasn't being very careful as I was in full-scale head-spinning wahhhhh mode
At least my friend has a good sense of humour and a kind nature. The financial consequences I can cope with, it's when people get angry that I freak. All this on the first anniversary of me moving out!
I had nightmares last night
Today has been peaceful ...... so far ......