I'm led to believe that Christopher Maloney has penned a song about what he's going to do with his winnings: 'Fer Nan, Dough'.

Now that is funny

I am resurrecting this thread in honour of Maloney's new contract.

Don't let me nan go down me by George Michael and Elton John.

If I Were A Nan.

Nan Holiday (sung to the tune of Summer Holiday)

yawn at old jokes about his nan! Pathetic

nan way or another

Of course, it had a meaning I didn't know. I'm really unlucky with those english expressions. Don't put a warning, please, I am not doing it on purpose.

I'm joking

It seems to have a sexual meaning that I didn't know of.

It does indeed

Funny though

Smack Me Nan Up
Me Nan Me Nan from The Muppet Show
Feta The Devil You Know
F*** You Feta by Neon Hitch
Cheese Cheese, Let Me Get What I Want by Slow Moving Millie
Me Nan in Me Pocket by Alanis Morissette
Ding Dong Me Nan is Dead

Nan Nan Style

Seeing how he was the master of 80s cheese power ballads and soft rockers; seeing how he is from Liverpool; and seeing how a certain South American footballer from Liverpool suddenly has a lot of free time on his hands then how about the pair team up on this forgotten 80s anthem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofL-ePVAshs

!3 pages of it and it is still funny. It will always be funny.

Cheese Up Mother Brown (Random Cockney Folks)
Nan Of the World (Fleetwood Mac)
Feta Be good to Me (Tina Turner)
Nananana Hey Hey (BaNANarama)