General Hospital is 50 years old in the US next year.
How about a live ep then, with Cheryl Cole making her debut as Executive Producer with Will.i.am?
She'd bin off the likes of the current EP's favourites like Tea, Todd, Sonny and Carly in a big disaster as part of the live episode, and bin off Luke and Laura in a Carl King plot not long after they get wed again.
Nadine Coyle would arrive as Todd's ex-girlfriend, who'll be blamed for his death, same with Luke and Laura, even though Cheryl's character does the deed because they tell her she can't sing.
Then Elspeth Ballantyne arrives as Cheryl's mum whose hubby ran off with Viki Lord (a reason to bring back Viki for Elspeth and Cheryl to have fun with before binning her off)- and the new CEO of the hospital, and also the new owner of Manning Enterprises. Fiona Spence arrives as Elspeth's sister who wants rid of Viki,the new Spider-Man arrives as Cheryl's brother, Will.i.am arrives as Cheryl's husband, and Girls Aloud come in to diss One Life to Live via Viki (the EP's of that have ruined GH, so GA can ruin them) and Nadine at turns.