I wonder if they give him one of those seat cushions that bumps up your height when he sits on the bar stools in the woolpack.

I would drop kick him into the sun. Then take Andy and Charity as my personal concubines.

Think my bed's too high for him to scale...unless a spring board was in place for the rite of passage.

Poor wee man, if he did get there, a swift kick in the gonads would render him useless. But that'd be like injuring a runty puppy....and that's a bad thing. But sympathy didn't win the vote....so f#%@ him....right off.

Kick him out of bed? Yes, a million times. Then I would superglue him to the fridge like a magnet, that would definitely help my diet, one look at that tiny shrimp would put me off eating all day!

You're just biased, little man.

horrible man not my type at all

Poor guy I say I hope most in soaps stay away from DS, some really mean it dont you

Robbie? Ewww, little squirt

Or Declan - Toupee head or if it isn't one, sure looks like one!

I wouldnt kick him out of bed, simply as I would never have let him near my bedroom never mind my bed to be able to kick him out.

The abusive little misogynist? Yeah, he wouldn't even come near my bed..lol

He wouldn't be in my bed to start with , so wouldn't need kicking out!!

This thread has cheered me up no end - some of the posts are hilarious

He would never get near me far less my bed!! :sleep: