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Old 25-06-2015, 16:27
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http://www.closeronline.co.uk/2015/0...ing-her-family

She believes she is being haunted by an evil spirit....is Mark Croft back?!

Tbh, she has been rather quiet since the car accident, or there has been a lack of interest in her generally. Is this just another way to keep the circus rolling on...?
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Old 25-06-2015, 18:01
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She's probably hoping to get a documentary crew from ITVbe to film the exorcism!

Perhaps it could become a series - Celebrity Exorcisms!

"Tonight, medium Daz Aconman deals with Kerry Katona's spirits"

DAZ: Right, that's the Vodka polished off, now onto the Whisky!

"Next week on Celebrity Exorcisms, Daz confronts an entity which has taken up residence in Katie Price's back passage."

DAZ: I'm sensing the name...Kieron!

"Coming up in future eps...Kym Marsh discovers a poltergeist in her attic...

KYM: Yeah, it was really scary at first...then we got engaged and we've got OK! mag coming round to do the photo-shoot tomorrow!

....Mark Wright enlists medium Daz's help to contact Nanny Pat...

MARK: Try the landline...she always switches off her mobile during Eastenders!

...and Peter Andre gets chills in Iceland...

PETER: Can you feel the cold spot, Daz?

DAZ: Yep, right between the prawn balls!

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Old 25-06-2015, 20:18
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It will be Jimmy Saville perving over her again.
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Old 25-06-2015, 20:26
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This is just another scam to make money. I have no sympathy for her. She is supposed to be bankrupt, but lives in a big house which she needs because she is a celebrity"her words". If she lived within her means and moved to a house she could afford, her life would be easier.
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Old 25-06-2015, 20:40
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You have to be frigging joking!

It is HER that has been haunting everyone else for the last 15 years!!
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Old 25-06-2015, 20:42
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Our Kerrah! should call Derek "Mary loves Dick!" Acorah asap!
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Old 25-06-2015, 20:48
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If only the Daily Mail could catch a photo of her and Danniella Westbrook in the queue together at a dole office in a Spanish coastal resort...
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Old 25-06-2015, 21:04
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It's probably, scratch, definitely, not wise, putting ideas out there, but I can imagine this being made into a sort of Kerrah Katona tv drama series in which the ghost of Ah Maaahk keeps knocking on the window, and Kerrah runs from room to room looking looking for her cigs.

Anyway, nice to see her PR Dept are earning their crust post Max.
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Old 25-06-2015, 22:07
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It's probably, scratch, definitely, not wise, putting ideas out there, but I can imagine this being made into a sort of Kerrah Katona tv drama series in which the ghost of Ah Maaahk keeps knocking on the window, and Kerrah runs from room to room looking looking for her cigs.

Anyway, nice to see her PR Dept are earning their crust post Max.
Maybe there are three ghosts. The ghost of husbands past, present and future! Sorry, did I say three, I meant to say 13!
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Old 26-06-2015, 12:05
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Looks like hubby's been rushed to hospital.

https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/gossi...082141910.html
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Old 26-06-2015, 17:48
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If true, I am really sorry for her husband. A stroke is life threatening and your life can hardly be the same as before.
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Old 26-06-2015, 18:35
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Yeah but Kerry tweet about it as they on way to hospital, so I wonder for Z-listers, what is number one on their phone, media or medical?
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Old 26-06-2015, 18:45
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Yeah but Kerry tweet about it as they on way to hospital, so I wonder for Z-listers, what is number one on their phone, media or medical?

I think we all know the answer to that one.
Apparently it wasn't only Kerry who managed to find the time to post on Twitter. George also managed to find the time to post aswell. As you do when you are in the midst of a life-threatening emergency. Or "bell's paisley" as George so eloquently put it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ns-stroke.html
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Old 26-06-2015, 19:47
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Been over doing the steroids again?
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Old 26-06-2015, 20:20
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She's probably hoping to get a documentary crew from ITVbe to film the exorcism!

Perhaps it could become a series - Celebrity Exorcisms!

"Tonight, medium Daz Aconman deals with Kerry Katona's spirits"

DAZ: Right, that's the Vodka polished off, now onto the Whisky!

"Next week on Celebrity Exorcisms, Daz confronts an entity which has taken up residence in Katie Price's back passage."

DAZ: I'm sensing the name...Kieron!

"Coming up in future eps...Kym Marsh discovers a poltergeist in her attic...

KYM: Yeah, it was really scary at first...then we got engaged and we've got OK! mag coming round to do the photo-shoot tomorrow!

....Mark Wright enlists medium Daz's help to contact Nanny Pat...

MARK: Try the landline...she always switches off her mobile during Eastenders!

...and Peter Andre gets chills in Iceland...

PETER: Can you feel the cold spot, Daz?

DAZ: Yep, right between the prawn balls!

I have no idea what I'm doing on this thread, it must be the medication, but I did actually LOL at this.
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Old 26-06-2015, 21:28
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Kerry can't possibly be haunted by spirits. She's bipolar.

Actually I read the thread as 'hunting' of Kerry instead. The Beagles must be gagging for a day out.
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Old 27-06-2015, 17:05
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Yeah but Kerry tweet about it as they on way to hospital, so I wonder for Z-listers, what is number one on their phone, media or medical?
Why yes - if one of my nearest and dearest was rushed to hospital suffering from something life threatening I would firstly go on Twitter and then I would make sure I tagged myself at the hospital on Facebook without saying why I was there.
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Old 27-06-2015, 17:39
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It's all okay, hubby has Bell's Paisley[sic} he hasn't had a stroke.

I feel sorry for Kerry's children, particularly the McFadden two.
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Old 28-06-2015, 09:33
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It's all okay, hubby has Bell's Paisley[sic} he hasn't had a stroke.

I feel sorry for Kerry's children, particularly the McFadden two.
Key a huge spread inOK
Our nightmare dash to hospital.
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Old 29-06-2015, 07:14
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Is Kerry fat again ?

Her yo-yo-ing weight makes Kerry the UK's version of Oprah Winfrey except
for the talent, business acumen and the money.
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Old 29-06-2015, 08:33
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So many jokes, so little time.
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Old 29-06-2015, 09:05
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So, a few weeks ago he claimed he didn't know if he wanted to be married to our Kezzah and how difficult the marriage is... The nation collectively ignored him and sighed in disdain. Now he's been rushed to A&E with Bell's Paisley...

What next?

Maybe he'll find a tarantula in his weekly shop?
Have a nasty dose of the squits
Do the School run in a new pair of shorts


Or - him and 'our girl' will decide to renew their vows in 'Chock a block' mag.

C'mon George - don't let us down...
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Old 29-06-2015, 10:09
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...behind-5966872

LMAO
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Old 29-06-2015, 11:51
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Old 29-06-2015, 12:25
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Oh ffs.
Just when you think she can't find anyone or anything else to blame for her own stupidity, uselessness and bad behaviour.
Presumably it was the ghosts who were spending all that money on foreign holidays and expensive houses, and shovelling tons of Colombian marching powder up her nose?
She really is utterly beneath contempt. Stupid cow.
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