converse high-tops, wash fade skinny jeans, skin tight shirt with colored specks, a pink wrist watch and a studded backpack - thats a pretty dreadful outfit. I wonder why he is dressed as a middle-school aged girl. He looks ridiculous; where on earth did he find such an outfit?
Luke's ass is huge - he'd make a good power-bottom.
As for the Mirror front page, I would not put to much stock in it. That story appears evey year; didn't it appear in The Sun last year?