Well said, visitor

If you pick every male on the planet you're bound to get the odd one right, once in a blue moon eh?

You forgot the lovely Jodie Foster who recently married

Wow, 4 celebrities. I guess if you guys throw mud it might stick once in a while. But 99% of this thread is embarrassing and sounds like the sort of things I used to convince myself of when I was about 12

I am actually quite fascinated by how delusional human beings can be. A bit scared, but fascinated all the same. The same thing goes for the Matt Bomer or Portia de Rossi fans who are convinced they aren't really gay

And I forgot to congratulate the lovely girls.

Nathan Sykes and Ollie John Marland? They always seems to be close and tweet roughly the same thing.

Jeremy Clarkson always gets my gaydar squealing like a knocked over theremin.

I think even the gay population wouldn't claim this one!

Nah Clarkson's definitely one, he hangs out with 2 males, and chats to them all the time.

Proof enough right?

Agree. Lol

I'm sure Clarkson isn't gay, but I've always thought there's a bit of a homo-erotic undertone in "all lads together" environments like football and rugby teams, football and rugby crowds... and Top Gear.

Without wanting to generalise too much, there's a certain type of bloke who isn't particularly comfortable around women (unless they're drunk and with their mates), struggles to make conversation (unless it's about football), doesn't like showing emotion.... but can quite happily jump in a communal shower (so long as there's plenty of "banter" to relax the atmosphere) or start blubbering and hugging total strangers when a crucial goal goes in.

I'm not saying they're all secretly gay - of course not - but it does seem like the environment lets them unconsciously release feelings which would remain pent-up otherwise.

Comedy gold

I don't think anyone wants Clarkson. It says a lot this thread is trying to claim even someone like him, I thought it was just good looking males

Why are you on this thread when clearly you have nothing constructive to say?

I find this very true. I think I would actually struggle jumping into a communal shower full of hot men! It always seems these lad type of blokes that sometimes can turn out to have gay inclinations. However going back to the actual subject I'm fairly sure Jeremy Clarkson is straight! Although my Gaydar is rubbish.

have you any idea how many straight men don't really like women? They're called mysogonists, not gay.

And men enjoying the company of other men can also be nothing more than old fashioned 'camaraderie', not everything or everyone has a gay agenda.

Do you need a lesson on how public internet forums work?

I have plenty of 'constructive' things to say thanks, but I appreciate your concern.

How about I refrain from telling you where and when to post and you can give me the same courtesy back.

Seems like a plan.

If you have constructive things to say, go ahead. However if you try to derail this thread as others have because you don't like the topic, you won't win any friends.

What a bizarre post.

I'll post as and when I see fit thanks, and certainly not at your behest.
I haven't derailed this thread in the slightest, although hypocritically you have and are doing so right now.
I have no need or indeed desire for your friendship, although again your rather unnecessary concern is duly noted.

Now I shall kindly request that you take your banal and ever so tedious agenda elsewhere please.

Very amusing

If you are genuine, perhaps you will return to the topic of the thread and post something relevant. Which celebs would you like to discuss?

Did you miss the- 'I'll post as and when I see fit and not at your behest' bit?

You seem to have a bit of a problem with reading and comprehension. I can't make it much clearer to you. Perhaps go bait someone else eh?

And so you continue in the same vein. We get the picture and you have proved my point. Enough said.

Hallelujah, and not before time.

OMG I would pay to see Jeremy and James May having a full on snog session

I think i just threw up.