The real Christopher.

You've lost me.
How does a twitter parody account expose anyone?

While I'm not a fan that's clearly not really him.

http://tellymix.co.uk/tag/christopher-maloney

Yawn.

That's pretty hilarious tbf

They need to try to show the acts personalities more in the vts like they did last year and little mix and Marcus came across really well (as did others I just can't remember now) but it highlights the ones that either dont really have a strong personality and those who are quite divaish. The vts really showed frankie up last year.

link not working ??

Should be fixed.

sooo funny ,but soooo true

Thank the Lord this wasn't a photo link ... I was scared to click on the thread for a while there

“Bosses were furious. Robbie’s masterclass was a big deal and to miss it is unforgivable,”

I don't know which is the bigger hoot, that Robbie Williams gave a "masterclass," or that Chris Maloney avoided it..
If he did and did it deliberately, then he goes way up in my admiration.

Rich.
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I bet it's the same person that did Katie weasel etc

I'm dead LMFAOOO

"Tried stealing all the silverware from that posh house.. But I couldn't stop shaking & it all fell out. Proper let mi Nan down. #ShitScouser"

I shouldn't but ...

We only need one anti-Maloney thread.

It's obviously not working with all these hate threads.

The more you hate him, the more people Will Vote FOR Chris.

Only the gullible.

Fools and their money are easily parted, the lesson comes later.

Who the hell is wasting there money on him

Can't work it out

It's actually very funny. Love his favourite family portrait

I think it's your bed time little man. Or as you say it's Rosie and jim time. Night night don't let them bed bugs bite.

I shouldn't but well what a prick. There you go again . If you give it out don't go and spit your dummy out. You dance with the devil you better pray for the song to stop. Now toddle of and go and play with your dollys

PMSL........brilliant fake account........whoever did this has got chris spot on

The Orange One does NOT like this by the way:


I'm glad he didn't succeed, I wonder what the relevant authorities said?

I had 26 vibrators strapped to each leg & a pneumatic drill up my jumper to help me shake more! Think it worked. #xfactor

Oh god aaaaaaahhhahahaha

Is a good one , as almost as funny as Katie Waisell's Some of her tweets (or his) were hilarious