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The Whoonie Inn (Part 25 - Spoiler Free Zone)
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I booked a showing for Dentist time tomorrow. Thankfully my Cinema Card gets me a free ticket cos I renewed it within 2 months of the expiry date
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Davros! You've redecorated.. hmm... quite like it
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Well done CD93
![]() The Whoonie Inn * Welcome one and all to the World famous Whoonie Inn where the booze is cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied. * We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day, or if you prefer something not on the board our Head Chef, Gareth will be happy to cater to your culinary desires. * On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar. We have a comprehensive * Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice * KEEP CALM * AND TRUST * THE MOFF * Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady * There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink. * We also have other rooms open to customers, a Cinema room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel, a snug with real fire for those cold summer nights we get so often, a purpose built pool with real beach and a concert room for live bands and comedy nights.. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a (wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on. * Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged. A Whoonie Inn Quiz is a new addition to the usual fun and games, the prize being the opportunity to provide the questions for the next one. Previous quizzes have comprised of 3 rounds of questions, A Classic Who, a New Who and a General Knowledge round. However quiz masters are free to set any questions they see fit. * Some of the more colour regulars are: hammy is a hamster . dgem is a hermit. lach has a dirty mind . Outside has a magnificent moustache. G is immortal. Coal hill has good hats. Bruce lives with moose. Al is Biggles. Everything is in Webby's mind. We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn * * * Bar Menu * The Whoonie Inn * Welcome one and all to the Whoonie Inn where the booze is cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied. * We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day, * On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar * From this part onwards, there will be two new members of the android staff, The Masterdroid and Ranidroid, (who should liven things up a bit ) * Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice * KEEP CALM * AND TRUST * THE MOFF * Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady * There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink. * We also have other rooms open to customers, a tv room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a(wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on. * Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged. * We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn * Bar Menu Al's Invigorator Alzarian Brandy (aka brown milk) Alzarian lager Arcturan Mega whiskey, Banana Dark Knight Daiquiri Bannacavalata Balaclava Ginsling Blue Beer (That unique shade of blue) Cafe-Mocha-Vodka-Valium-Latte Captain Jack Daniels, Chameleon Circuit (Comes disguised as budweiser) Chang's Chinese Cocktail Cherry Hyper Vodka (other Hyper Vodkas are available upon request) Dalek Dipper Dalek Dipper (Exterminate your tastebuds(TM)) Dazros specials, De-confuser Deleware Brew (The American Way) Diplosian ale (a slightly fruity brew) Doppleganger Headbanger Double Entendre – favourite drink of the Innuendo Squad Draconian Whiskey Friday Fizz Gallifreyan Ale Gallifreyan Gin & Time Tonic Giant Rat Rum Giddy Aunt – for the gobsmacked Greel Gin Immortal Sin Jagomeister Janis Thorn Triple Terminator Lach’s Bauble Litefoot's Lethal Brew Lorelei's Lustmuster Louise Jameson, Oblivion Punch (naturally I forget the ingredients) Ol Janx spirit, Optimus Ginge Pain Colada Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Peri Punch Pertwee bitter, Potassiummy (only one per customer) Purple Nurples Retcon Rum River Quiver Rory's Regret (may cause mild electric shocks) Sarah Jane Surprise Scorpion Venom Surprise Shutekh Salute Silent Rum Silurian Special (An earthy flavour) Skaroade, Sonic Lipstick with an optional side shot of Jelly Baby Sonic Schnapps Sontaran Surprise Spit-out Wine (Rare vintage- theres not much wine spat out by 1000 odd year old timelords) Stony Angel (close your eyes while drinking this if you value your teeth) Talons Tequila Tardis Tequila Tardis Tipple (aka the Idris) Temporal Tippler Tennants? The Andy (ale and absinthe created in honour of a gracious Moderator) The Sonic (Brasso and water, served with floor pillows) The Tigger (layers of Kahlua and orange liqueur – created in honour of the founder of the DW Fan thread) The Tumpy Time Accelerator (Tardis Tipple with a drop of Axon Paralyser) Time Travel Tia Maria Watson special gargle blaster Welly Wallbanger Blowout Weng-Chiang's Wicked Ale Western Spiral Galaxy Rum, Who Whiskey Zombie Apocalypse |
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*programs droid to clean shiny new floor*
*adds some Zoe Heriot pics to the drool wall* *tapes a picture of Madame Kovarian to the Dartboard* ![]() *plonks small box on the bar* If anyone needs advice, all you need to do is open the box and ask my friend here
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Off to bed methinks. To all those who enter the shiny new Inn in the morning, please form an orderly queue to use the dartboard, no pushing and shoving
![]() ![]() In the meantime, look at this and see the Silents in a different light: http://the-hellish-gnome.deviantart....lery/#/d3euocl poor things
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As we've reached our Silver Jubilee thread, I thought it might be a nice idea to post a Roll of Honour for those that have previously held the post of Landlord or Landlady, and say a huge thanks to Digital Sid for starting the thread in the first place! Nice one Sid!
![]() 1. Digital Sid 2. Solamenn & Hammy 3. Big Steve & Lach 4. Lach & Crazzy 5. Hammy & Gareth 6. Lach & Gareth 7. Gareth 8. Gareth & Lach 9. Lach & Hammy 10. Tiggs & Gareth 11. Lach & Gareth 12. Gareth 13. Hammy & Lach 14. Davey 15. Davros & Brolas 16. Bruce & Outside 17. Sophie & Coalhill 18. Davros & Brolas 19. Gareth 20. Lorelei 21. Badwolf525 & Lorelei 22. Coalhill & Hammy 23. Lach & Outside 24. Nebo & Lach |
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As we've reached our Silver Jubilee thread, I thought it might be a nice idea to post a Roll of Honour for those that have previously held the post of Landlord or Landlady, and say a huge thanks to Digital Sid for starting the thread in the first place! Nice one Sid!
![]() 1. Digital Sid 2. Solamenn & Hammy 3. Big Steve & Lach 4. Lach & Crazzy 5. Hammy & Gareth 6. Lach & Gareth 7. Gareth 8. Gareth & Lach 9. Lach & Hammy 10. Tiggs & Gareth 11. Lach & Gareth 12. Gareth 13. Hammy & Lach 14. Davey 15. Davros & Brolas 16. Bruce & Outside 17. Sophie & Coalhill 18. Davros & Brolas 19. Gareth 20. Lorelei 21. Badwolf525 & Lorelei 22. Coalhill & Hammy 23. Lach & Outside 24. Nebo & Lach And what a perfect time to add some J-Lou pictures to the decor.
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How lovely!
And what a perfect time to add some J-Lou pictures to the decor. ![]() ![]() I was surprised to note some conspicuous absentees on that list, maybe the mods will look kindly on Dgem, Tumpy or Webby next time the thread is split!
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Before I go I may as well just do a bit of tidying
*puts empties in dishwasher, cleans out vats ready for morning and makes sure the dognuts, thumgs and cowsuns are all comfortable for the night* *makes sure autoserve is operational for any late night callers, wipes down bar and puts a log on the fire to keep it going overnight* |
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Good idea
![]() I was surprised to note some conspicuous absentees on that list, maybe the mods will look kindly on Dgem, Tumpy or Webby next time the thread is split! ![]() |
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Ah well not me again.
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Morning everyone. Tumpy, you'll be landlord one day, I'm sure
![]() And at least this time I actually have a laptop and a decent internet connection, so hopefully no long conspicuous absences for me this time ![]() Thanks for doing that list Hammy, I was surprised to see those who havent been landlord yet. *pours out some special drinks for Webby Tumpy and Dgem* *Hangs Hammy's list behind the bar* |
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Ooh!
*puts on sunglasses* Wow. Shiny new inn! |
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Nice new inn
*drinks greel gin |
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*Hides from the repetitive insanity*
Is it safe? You know of what I speak. |
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*Hides from the repetitive insanity*
Is it safe? You know of what I speak. *Orders Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster* †Thanks DA! Wondered when I could ever get to use that one. |
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Oh the inn is perfectly safe. It's just us that in dead trouble.†
*Orders Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster* †Thanks DA! Wondered when I could ever get to use that one. Think I'll mash some tea. Which pot to use... |
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All Hail Cd93 Our Glorious Leader
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*Hides from the repetitive insanity*
Is it safe? You know of what I speak. Monring folks of new Inn and congrats to CD93 on their first landlordship! |
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Well at the moment, I think its still in the possession of a certain Mr Smeagol, under the Misty Mountains.
Monring folks of new Inn and congrats to CD93 on their first landlordship! |
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In that case we're all doomed -precious...
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Be interesting to hear CDs plans for the place as a first time landlord. No doubt there will be copious amounts of JLC worship and broken mornings
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I'm feeling a little like we're meeting the ring out of order... Do we need Mordor shaped diaries? Have we done picnic at lothlorien yet?
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Be interesting to hear CDs plans for the place as a first time landlord. No doubt there will be copious amounts of JLC worship and broken mornings
And the bits of broken morning
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