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The Whoonie Inn
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Welcome one and all to the World famous Whoonie Inn where the booze is cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied.
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We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day, or if you prefer something not on the board our Head Chef, Gareth will be happy to cater to your culinary desires.
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On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar. We have a comprehensive
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Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice
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KEEP CALM
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AND TRUST
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THE MOFF
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Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady
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There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink.
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We also have other rooms open to customers, a Cinema room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel, a snug with real fire for those cold summer nights we get so often, a purpose built pool with real beach and a concert room for live bands and comedy nights.. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a (wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on.
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Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged. A Whoonie Inn Quiz is a new addition to the usual fun and games, the prize being the opportunity to provide the questions for the next one. Previous quizzes have comprised of 3 rounds of questions, A Classic Who, a New Who and a General Knowledge round. However quiz masters are free to set any questions they see fit.
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Some of the more colour regulars are: hammy is a hamster . dgem is a hermit. lach has a dirty mind . Outside has a magnificent moustache. G is immortal. Coal hill has good hats. Bruce lives with moose. Al is Biggles. Everything is in Webby's mind.
We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn
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Bar Menu
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The Whoonie Inn
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Welcome one and all to the Whoonie Inn where the booze is cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied.
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We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day,
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On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar
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From this part onwards, there will be two new members of the android staff, The Masterdroid and Ranidroid, (who should liven things up a bit )
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Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice
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KEEP CALM
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AND TRUST
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THE MOFF
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Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady
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There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink.
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We also have other rooms open to customers, a tv room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a(wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on.
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Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged.
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We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn
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Bar Menu
Al's Invigorator
Alzarian Brandy (aka brown milk)
Alzarian lager
Arcturan Mega whiskey,
Banana Dark Knight Daiquiri
Bannacavalata Balaclava Ginsling
Blue Beer (That unique shade of blue)
Cafe-Mocha-Vodka-Valium-Latte
Captain Jack Daniels,
Chameleon Circuit (Comes disguised as budweiser)
Chang's Chinese Cocktail
Cherry Hyper Vodka (other Hyper Vodkas are available upon request)
Dalek Dipper
Dalek Dipper (Exterminate your tastebuds(TM))
Dazros specials,
De-confuser
Deleware Brew (The American Way)
Diplosian ale (a slightly fruity brew)
Doppleganger Headbanger
Double Entendre – favourite drink of the Innuendo Squad
Draconian Whiskey
Friday Fizz
Gallifreyan Ale
Gallifreyan Gin & Time Tonic
Giant Rat Rum
Giddy Aunt – for the gobsmacked
Greel Gin
Immortal Sin
Jagomeister
Janis Thorn Triple Terminator
Lach’s Bauble
Litefoot's Lethal Brew
Lorelei's Lustmuster
Louise Jameson,
Oblivion Punch (naturally I forget the ingredients)
Ol Janx spirit,
Optimus Ginge
Pain Colada
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Peri Punch
Pertwee bitter,
Potassiummy (only one per customer)
Purple Nurples
Retcon Rum
River Quiver
Rory's Regret (may cause mild electric shocks)
Sarah Jane Surprise
Scorpion Venom Surprise
Shutekh Salute
Silent Rum
Silurian Special (An earthy flavour)
Skaroade,
Sonic Lipstick with an optional side shot of Jelly Baby
Sonic Schnapps
Sontaran Surprise
Spit-out Wine (Rare vintage- theres not much wine spat out by 1000 odd year old timelords)
Stony Angel (close your eyes while drinking this if you value your teeth)
Talons Tequila
Tardis Tequila
Tardis Tipple (aka the Idris)
Temporal Tippler
Tennants?
The Andy (ale and absinthe created in honour of a gracious Moderator)
The Sonic (Brasso and water, served with floor pillows)
The Tigger (layers of Kahlua and orange liqueur – created in honour of the founder of the DW Fan thread)
The Tumpy
Time Accelerator (Tardis Tipple with a drop of Axon Paralyser)
Time Travel Tia Maria
Watson special gargle blaster
Welly Wallbanger Blowout
Weng-Chiang's Wicked Ale
Western Spiral Galaxy Rum,
Who Whiskey
Zombie Apocalypse
