Quote:
“
My fellow Whoonians,
I ask you to share with me today the tragedy of this moment. Each moment in history is a fleeting time, precious and unique. But some stand out as moments of endings, in which courses are set that ruin forums and threads.
This may sadly be such a moment. This is most definitely the tipping point, and it's all downhill from here.
God bless you, God bless Digital Spy... and God bless the 25th Whoonie Inn.”
“
My fellow Whoonians,
I ask you to share with me today the tragedy of this moment. Each moment in history is a fleeting time, precious and unique. But some stand out as moments of endings, in which courses are set that ruin forums and threads.
This may sadly be such a moment. This is most definitely the tipping point, and it's all downhill from here.
God bless you, God bless Digital Spy... and God bless the 25th Whoonie Inn.”
I claim this completely original piece of text (not edited in any way from any fictitious original source or spoken by any former US President) as my inaugural address atop of the bar. I trust that the drool wall has been suitably adjusted for all visually aesthetic requirements which will not be named

Quote:
“....and broken mornings”
“....and broken mornings”
I've recorded a few variations, only a couple of months worth, specially for the jukebox. I need to rest my vocal cords.




