**pours a drink for Lorelei in case she stops by**
The Whoonie Inn (Part 25 - Spoiler Free Zone)
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*reaches back under bar*
Are you planning on flogging all these Doable Barker t-shirts, davros? Do you have them in XXXL? I must purchase one for lach.
Are you planning on flogging all these Doable Barker t-shirts, davros? Do you have them in XXXL? I must purchase one for lach.
Originally Posted by CoalHillJanitor:
“**pours a drink for Lorelei in case she stops by**”
“**pours a drink for Lorelei in case she stops by**”
Lorelei's Mojo has been rising. So she's probably at the clinic getting that sorted. Might be wanting a drink after, though, so good thinking.
Originally Posted by outside:
“*reaches back under bar*
Are you planning on flogging all these Doable Barker t-shirts, davros? Do you have them in XXXL? I must purchase one for lach.”
“*reaches back under bar*
Are you planning on flogging all these Doable Barker t-shirts, davros? Do you have them in XXXL? I must purchase one for lach.”
I'm not sure, have a rummage around see what you can find. D'you think they do them on Jacamo?
Not long 'til the new episodes! yay!
*puts whoonie version of "Morning Has Broken" on the jukebox*
Here's some reading material courtesy of Moffat's twitter from June last year :
*puts whoonie version of "Morning Has Broken" on the jukebox*
Here's some reading material courtesy of Moffat's twitter from June last year :
Quote:
“Alistair McNicol @steven_moffat erm...... it best had didn't do a
good job with last of doctor who same storyline with different charictors #Biglet
Steven Moffat @AlistairMcNicol .... do I get a prize if I can
arrange those words into a sentence?
Alistair McNicol @steven_moffat ha ha your in charictors a.
Count down allian Lol Steven your a good wrighter I just didn't
think a lot to s6 part2
Steven Moffat @AlistairMcNicol Oh, for goodness sake, run it through a
spell-checker. That's just some letters.”
“Alistair McNicol @steven_moffat erm...... it best had didn't do a
good job with last of doctor who same storyline with different charictors #Biglet
Steven Moffat @AlistairMcNicol .... do I get a prize if I can
arrange those words into a sentence?
Alistair McNicol @steven_moffat ha ha your in charictors a.
Count down allian Lol Steven your a good wrighter I just didn't
think a lot to s6 part2
Steven Moffat @AlistairMcNicol Oh, for goodness sake, run it through a
spell-checker. That's just some letters.”
Originally Posted by outside:
“*reaches back under bar*
Are you planning on flogging all these Doable Barker t-shirts, davros? Do you have them in XXXL? I must purchase one for lach.”
“*reaches back under bar*
Are you planning on flogging all these Doable Barker t-shirts, davros? Do you have them in XXXL? I must purchase one for lach.”
Outie in the Inn!
Morning has broken, like the first morning
Dalek has spoken, "Exterminate!"
"You are my" pri-so-ners"
"We will de-feat you"
"Re-sis-tance is useles"
"you will all die"
Verse the second:
Cybermen's new form, looks a-bit like Iron Man
Not allergic to gold now, That weakness was lame...
Leader clenches fists
And says "excellent!"
"The Doctor is captured"
"we will survive"
Dalek has spoken, "Exterminate!"
"You are my" pri-so-ners"
"We will de-feat you"
"Re-sis-tance is useles"
"you will all die"
Verse the second:
Cybermen's new form, looks a-bit like Iron Man
Not allergic to gold now, That weakness was lame...
Leader clenches fists
And says "excellent!"
"The Doctor is captured"
"we will survive"
Originally Posted by CoalHillJanitor:
“**pours a drink for Lorelei in case she stops by**”
“**pours a drink for Lorelei in case she stops by**”
I swear this is the first time I've peeped into the Inn for donkeys ages and I see my name. What are the chances of that?
What is this freaky voodoo that you do?
**drinks 3 day old drink left on bar**
Thanks CHJ
Originally Posted by nebogipfel:
“Lorelei's Mojo has been rising. So she's probably at the clinic getting that sorted. Might be wanting a drink after, though, so good thinking.”
“Lorelei's Mojo has been rising. So she's probably at the clinic getting that sorted. Might be wanting a drink after, though, so good thinking.”
At least you guys in here still know how to have a laugh.
If I'm not mistaken, Doctor Who has comedy in it and a lot of the time, the funny bits are my favourite bits.
How is it then that there are too many posters in this sub-forum who don't seem to have a sense of humour?
How do they appreciate the show in it's entirety when they just don't know how to have a bit of craic.
You're treated like you don't belong on the threads if you try and lighten the mood.
Well, I say to all the joyless Who posters a big boo - you are booable barkers. Boo hiss.
I reckon the Doctor, who some seem to think must only be discussed in the most serious fashion, would be bored witless in their company.
I bet the Doctor would prefer me, you Nebo, CHJ, Granny and all the other looney Whoonies past and present.
**salutes all Whoonies**
Phew, I don't know what came over me. What was in that drink, CHJ?
You really don't want to know what CHJ puts in the drinks, Lorelei, you really don't. You think this place is joyless? Try posting on GallifreyBase, where one thread was debating whether the 11th Doctor is a paedophile or not
Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“ You really don't want to know what CHJ puts in the drinks, Lorelei, you really don't.
You think this place is joyless? Try posting on GallifreyBase, where one thread was debating whether the 11th Doctor is a paedophile or not”
“
You really don't want to know what CHJ puts in the drinks, Lorelei, you really don't. You think this place is joyless? Try posting on GallifreyBase, where one thread was debating whether the 11th Doctor is a paedophile or not
”
A joke one, like the people on my group joking about hanging around in playgrounds? Or people seriously thinking he was supposed to be?
Originally Posted by Sophie ~Oohie~:
“A joke one, like the people on my group joking about hanging around in playgrounds? Or people seriously thinking he was supposed to be?”
“A joke one, like the people on my group joking about hanging around in playgrounds? Or people seriously thinking he was supposed to be?
”
Seriously.
Originally Posted by CD93:
“Seriously.”
“Seriously.”
Really?!
Of course he isn't, that's ridiculous! And I think the BBC wouldn't joke about that sort of thing, they don't want any more trouble.
It started out as a thread about how the Doctor's childishness was getting to be bland/ over the top/ a bit creepy. The mention of the prequel to The Bells of Saint John, and how it featured him sitting on a swing talking to a little girl was misconstrued as "The Doctor being childish makes him seem like a paedo" -- posters then seriously started discussing how 11 is constantly placed in "typical paedophile situations" where he is a strange adult talking to little children, about how he seems like the Michael Jackson of the universe... one poster even claimed that in The God Complex he likened taking companions to luring little children into his TARDIS with sweets 
A very depressing thread.
A very depressing thread.
Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“It started out as a thread about how the Doctor's childishness was getting to be bland/ over the top/ a bit creepy. The mention of the prequel to The Bells of Saint John, and how it featured him sitting on a swing talking to a little girl was misconstrued as "The Doctor being childish makes him seem like a paedo" -- posters then seriously started discussing how 11 is constantly placed in "typical paedophile situations" where he is a strange adult talking to little children, about how he seems like the Michael Jackson of the universe... one poster even claimed that in The God Complex he likened taking companions to luring little children into his TARDIS with sweets
A very depressing thread.”
“It started out as a thread about how the Doctor's childishness was getting to be bland/ over the top/ a bit creepy. The mention of the prequel to The Bells of Saint John, and how it featured him sitting on a swing talking to a little girl was misconstrued as "The Doctor being childish makes him seem like a paedo" -- posters then seriously started discussing how 11 is constantly placed in "typical paedophile situations" where he is a strange adult talking to little children, about how he seems like the Michael Jackson of the universe... one poster even claimed that in The God Complex he likened taking companions to luring little children into his TARDIS with sweets
A very depressing thread.”
I presume those posters are the kind of people I've come across who think any adult who talks to or goes near a child must be up to no good.
Originally Posted by Sophie ~Oohie~:
“ I presume those posters are the kind of people I've come across who think any adult who talks to or goes near a child must be up to no good.”
“
I presume those posters are the kind of people I've come across who think any adult who talks to or goes near a child must be up to no good.”
Basically.I loved Garstansinilliam's reply...
Quote:
“I find it disturbing that you can't see an adult talking to a child without thinking about sex...”
“I find it disturbing that you can't see an adult talking to a child without thinking about sex...”
Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“Basically.I loved Garstansinilliam's reply...”
“Basically.I loved Garstansinilliam's reply...”
This. I have not seen anything like that, and it's not as if there are children in every episode, only a few. If people see a dodgy situation that isn't there, they are either extremely paranoid or a perv themselves. And there's nothing wrong with the Doctor's childishness either, it's cute.
Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“According to GB, it's April Fools' Day tomorrow...
”
“According to GB, it's April Fools' Day tomorrow...
”
My brain hurts now.
Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“ You really don't want to know what CHJ puts in the drinks, Lorelei, you really don't.
You think this place is joyless? Try posting on GallifreyBase, where one thread was debating whether the 11th Doctor is a paedophile or not”
“
You really don't want to know what CHJ puts in the drinks, Lorelei, you really don't. You think this place is joyless? Try posting on GallifreyBase, where one thread was debating whether the 11th Doctor is a paedophile or not
”
Hi Davros - I hope you're well.
I've never been near GallifreyBase and by the sounds of it, I would never want to be.
People who have twisted minds project their twistedness onto innocent things.
The Doctor has a childlike wonder about him, and he understands how intelligent and perceptive children are.
He doesn't patronise them and he treats them like equals.
I wouldn't be able to contain my rage if I came across someone suggesting he would hurt a child.
Crikey.
Good job I didn't have two.
I have heard the sparse cries that Jenna-Louise Coleman cannot act and is only cast based on her looks.
Ladies and gentlemen... the game is afoot.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. For which there is always time.
*runs out on to the battlefield*
Ladies and gentlemen... the game is afoot.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. For which there is always time.
*runs out on to the battlefield*
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