It's my newest evil device, nobody, absolutely nobody will ever notice him again (whoaoahaoaoahah). He will have to live as my personal slave, until I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, by which time he will have been exterminated.



**snoggs Webby once more**

I've missed you old friend.

Who are we not noticing again?



I have missed being around here and elsewhere, but real life does tend to interfere

**snoggs Lach back (and lips)**

Lach!

Thanks for the celebratory drink behind, but I'm not sure whether to drink it or put some pants on it.

Bottoms up!

I've heard of bumming a drink off someone, butt...

Phwoar, look at the glass on that!

Really? You still look like that sweet young girl I first met 89 years ago.


Damn those Russian prisons! I was innocent!


Charming.


Have some more laudanam and we'll say no more about it, sir.


Pardon me but that sounds suspiciously like our marriage.

I know what you mean, I really don't have the time to be on here, but it's lovely to see some celebration going on.


Put some pants on it

Nice to notice you

How frightfully passe, old chap. Doncher know the soporific of choice these days is Horlicks?

I'll do that. It's not easy to drink something in this condition.

A cheeky little number. Would you get chapped lips?

I'd be more worried about me chin.

I'd be more worried about drinking from the other side

Ah thanks




It took me a lot of money and vodka to convince them otherwise





The happiest years of your life (well most of them were spent in prison, but I assume that felt like a lovely cosy holiday compared to our marriage).


Very distracting

Hello both of you.

Hope you had a good Whoonie weekend....I didn't have such a bad one myself.

I must admit to feeling a tad jellus about certain peoples weekends

But the cinema was wonderful, even with a zygon sitting next to me

It's a risky business going to cinemas these days.

There were aliens all over the place at the weekend

But worth it just to make the popcorn scream!

I've just been refused an account at Gallifrey Base. Entered all my details correctly and then got an e-mail saying they won't give me access without explaining why. Wasn't trying to leave here or anything, just wanted to take a look. Guess I'll just to have to stick to here and have a drink at the Inn...

How do you know it wasn't just the body pattern of a Zygon being used by another Zygon??


You are more than welcome! No questions asked, no papers required.
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I did warn them about you, sorry..

Thanks! From what I gather it's nicer round these parts anyway.

It's always nice around these parts.

Hi Tiggs!

Does this place still serve Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters?

Of course!
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And if there's no friendly barkeep at hand you can still use the Autoserve (emphatically not a Sirius Cybernetics product).