This has all got so bloody bitchy and nasty that it's about time we injected some humour back into this forum.

With a gracious nod to seaviewuk99, let's have some lyrics by any X-Factor act for any song they covered and maybe, just maybe we can have a thread without malice (Was that a Jam song?)

Anyway, if you want to chip in, do - I'm in need of some laughter for a change. My contribution to start the ball rolling......


When you managed G4,
couldn't look you in the eye.
Not such a great mentor,
You just made us cry.
You gloat like a father,
in your own sad world
We wish we were Westlife,
We know you love Westlife.

And you're a creep, you're a weirdo
What the hell are we doing here?
We don't belong here.

I don't care that we lost,
Was not my choice.
I have a perfect body,
I have a perfect voice.
I doubt that you'll notice,
When I'm not around.
We know we're not Westlife,
We know you love Westlife.

And you're a creep, you're a weirdo
What the hell are we doing here?
We don't belong here.

He's running from G4,
He's running,
He run, run, run, run, run.

Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever you want.
We'll try to be Westlife,
We know you love Westlife,

And you're a creep, you're a weirdo.
What the hell are we doing here?
We don't belong here.
We don't belong here.

woo hoo!! I'll get me thinking cap on!!!!!!!)

You are so good at this Satchmo.

Did you ever get a reply about the Bo Rhap lyrics you e-mailed?

No, 'fraid that came to nowt, more's the pity. Ah well

ok I haven't stuck to the rules, but I always wanted Tabby to sing 'High - ho' in the X factor... Anyways - this is G4, celebrating their new deal to the tune of High Ho Silver Lining!!!

We tried everything; came nowhere baby, thought we were through
Wanted to win X factor, came in position two
No BMG deal with Simon, stuck with Loopy Lou
Needed to get a record deal, what we going to do?

But it's high ho silver lining, don't matter anymore now baby
can you see our sun is shining
Not to make a fuss - got deal with Sony now!

Forgive us for 'hit me baby', from now on it's Rhapsody
The deal's worth £1.5 million, no more busking for free
We'll be better than Simon's Il Divo, just wait and see
And Steve, we hope you'll support us, while watching us on TV

But it's high ho silver lining, don't matter anymore now baby
can you see our sun is shining
Not to make a fuss - got deal with Sony now!

Excellent , though bending the rules is severely frowned upon ...... as you can see.

Do you have a list of the songs (or a bloody good memory) because I can't remember half of them.

How about one for Cassie?

Since I'm so young
Been patronised by everyone
D'you think I'm doing this for fun?
Those days are gone.

Now I'm alone
Thought Sharon's the best friend I've known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobody's home.

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore

Looking demure
They said I sang so clear and pure
Stardom was the lure
Now not so sure

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore

...blah, blah, blah...

Smile, even when you're faking
Smile through the words escaping,
When Mrs O has a go, you'll get by
If you smile through the things she's shouting
Smile cos there'll be no doubting
You'll see the votes come flying through for you.

Mess up again by smirking
You'll find that Cowell's lurking
Although you won, you're not yet number one.
If you waste all his million smackers
Smile? He'll have you by the kn*ckers
You'll find that life is all worth nowt
When you're kicked out.

I think we have A WINNER!!!!!!
Top banana matey...loved it.

Diva and Allinuse - love 'em both Keep them coming and we'll petition XFactor to do an alternative lyrics special, though whether Louis will actually notice is debatable.

I'll just rip up my Smile attempt then (bugger) and if anyone's got a full listing of all the songs attempted that would be appreciated.

This is surreal I'd like to say thank er thank er er you. Oh I can't do this

Oh Louis, Louis
How was I supposed to know,
That something wasn't right here.
Oh Louis, Louis
They shouldn't have fixed the show,
And now we've lost the fight dear.
Show me how you want me to be,
Tell me Louis 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Our harmonies are killing me,
I must confess we sing off key
If I should leave, then there's still G3
They'll be just fine
Sign me Louis, just in time

Oh Louis, Louis
The reason I sing is you,
Boy you got me baffled.
Oh funny Louis
There's nothing that I wouldn't do,
It's not the way I planned it.
Show me how you want me to be,
Tell me Louis 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Our harmonies are killing me
I must confess we sing off key
If I should leave, then there's just G3
They'll be just fine
Sign me Louis, just in time

Oh Louis, Louis how was I supposed to know
Oh dear Louis, the others just have to go
I must confess, my treachery is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And they'll just be fine
Sign me Louis, just in time

Our harmonies are killing me
I must confess we sing off key
If I should leave, then there's just G3
They'll be just fine
Sign me Louis, just in time

*tears* up Tabby version...

Hah, got you back

Tabby:
There's a case for us; somewhere a case for us
Hock and claret and a nice sancerre
Wait for us somewhere

Rowetta:
There's a wine for us; champagne and port for us
Wine forever and none to spare
Wine to drink, wine to share
All day!

Tabby:
No Way will we find a way of reforming

Rowetta
We'll find no way of performing
Nowhere...

Both
There's a case for us, some wine in a case for us,
Hold my hand and we're halfway smashed
Hold my hand and we'll both get trashed
Anywhere Anyhow Anyplace

(Allegedly )

Just you and me bud.

Shall I tear up my next one?

LOL .

No - I'll leave you to it; I'm supposed to be finishing a tender for some work. I'll end up doing it in rhyme if I'm not careful...

I await your next opus with Antisssi-pation.

(Hmm Rocky Horror for XF2 contestants....)

might be time for a 'break'.

great song that BTW.

ROTFLMAO!

Thats a great parody.

BUMP! U gotta read these! They are all fantastic! I PMSL!

It must have been damp there in my shadow
With me always sobbing in your face
You were content to let me whine, that's your way
To get the voters calling in

So I was the one with the sob story
Olivia Newton-John gone wrong
I wed a man who kept me home for so long
I was so wet, I just kept him.

Did you ever know that Si was my hero
And everything I would like to bed?
But he sent me home to be with William
He had me binned quite early in.

There's no way it could have been unnoticed
That Steve would get votes from all the girls
And that Rowetta outran me, she made good telly
I was just there as number three.

But now that I'm back up here in Grimsby
I'm not the wimp I used to be
I can charge higher rates for lessons
Cos I was on reality TV

TV, TV thank God for prime time Saturday night TV
Last edited by allinuse : 14-12-2004 at 14:37

My 9 year old wrote this for Jon a couple of weeks ago...

This tiny thong is killing me
I must confess I want to leave
When I start blubbing I lose my mind
Where do I sign
Pass the tissues one more time

(P.S. She actually likes G4)

I believe I'm a rocker, my oh my
I believe in rockin', my oh my
With my guitar I'm a-strummin' and my voice drowned out by drummin'
They'll believe I'm a rocker, my oh my

Yes I need to divert them, my oh my
Loud backing and the bagpipes, my oh my
Cute pics of my little wee lad, you won't hear and should be glad
Cos I don't live up to my hype, my oh my

My image is my fortune, my oh my
I'm hopeless with a tune, my oh my
Can I not open my gob? This still beats a proper job
Think they'll all suss me soon, my oh my

So let's all sing together, my oh my
Cos my words I can't remember, my oh my
Once they heard me on my own I was on the plane back home
So next time I'll be miming, my oh my

No offense to any Tabby fans....just a bit of fun