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Lucy Spraggan to sing one of her own songs on saturday....DOGGING |
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Lucy Spraggan to sing one of her own songs on saturday....DOGGING
Spraggan has requested to sing one of her own on saturday....exclusively here are the lyrics
My girlfriend came home friday with a brand new motor car. She told me I could drive it, I said Helen you're a star. We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag then of course we had celebrate the purchase with a shag. We go dogging, We go dogging, We're a treat for any passers by out jogging. We do it 'cos we've found that when people crowd around it is somehow more profound when we're dogging. We saw that a crowd had gathered it was cheering fit to burst. An Hel was close to peaking though she likes me to come first. My legs were out the sunroof as I really hit my stride. Then Helen promptly stopped and cried "The Rozzers are outside!". We were dogging, We were dogging, We were so alarmed our arteries were clogging. But we took it on chin when the coppers with a grin said: "Can anyone join in with your dogging? Well as you can imagine Hel and I were thrilled to bits. I love to feel a coppers truncheon in between my tits. My ecstasy was mounting I was feeling so alive, When who should wander by but a bloke from channel 5. He likes dogging HE likes dogging He signed us for a series he was flogging. So watch out for Hel and me and the odd Celebrity, We were shagging on TV likely dogging. |
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should be good
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Haha - I shouldn't laugh cos Lucy is my favourite - but this is quite funny.
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Next weeks theme is 'Number 1s week' so she can't.
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Not a fan at all. She needs to stop wearing super skinny jeans, her legs look like overstuffed sausages. Also she's very 1 dimensional and im bored of her wannabe Kate Nash singing.
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I'm really sick of her. She truly does think she's all that and a bag of chips. She's coming close to tying with Maloney the Phoney as my most disliked contestant of this series.
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I'm really sick of her. She truly does think she's all that and a bag of chips. She's coming close to tying with Maloney the Phoney as my most disliked contestant of this series.
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See what you did there. You just gave her a whole new song title for her next new ditty.
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Next weeks theme is 'Number 1s week' so she can't.
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I'm sorry!
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You are forgiven but never do it again. It's hard as you never know what she'll pick out next.
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They won't let her sing that before the watershed.
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Well no. The song How Much Was That Doggy in the Window was a number 1 in the 1950s so there is a sort of tenuous link. In fact no less tenuous than some of the songs supposedly with a Halloween theme last Sat'day
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So we'll be boning for her then?
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Oh no, her own song? Please, tell me it's not true!
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when was this no1?
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Next weeks theme is 'Number 1s week' so she can't.
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Please tell me this is a joke and you made up those lyrics yourself.
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just a kate nash clone
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You are forgiven but never do it again. It's hard as you never know what she'll pick out next.
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Imagine Tulisa's face if she sang a song called 'Fag Ash Breath'
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lmao brilliant
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Spraggan has requested to sing one of her own on saturday....exclusively here are the lyrics
My girlfriend came home friday with a brand new motor car. She told me I could drive it, I said Helen you're a star. We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag then of course we had celebrate the purchase with a shag. We go dogging, We go dogging, We're a treat for any passers by out jogging. We do it 'cos we've found that when people crowd around it is somehow more profound when we're dogging. We saw that a crowd had gathered it was cheering fit to burst. An Hel was close to peaking though she likes me to come first. My legs were out the sunroof as I really hit my stride. Then Helen promptly stopped and cried "The Rozzers are outside!". We were dogging, We were dogging, We were so alarmed our arteries were clogging. But we took it on chin when the coppers with a grin said: "Can anyone join in with your dogging? Well as you can imagine Hel and I were thrilled to bits. I love to feel a coppers truncheon in between my tits. My ecstasy was mounting I was feeling so alive, When who should wander by but a bloke from channel 5. He likes dogging HE likes dogging He signed us for a series he was flogging. So watch out for Hel and me and the odd Celebrity, We were shagging on TV likely dogging. .
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She should sing Last Night again since it actually fits the theme.
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should be good
