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Old 30-10-2012, 02:09
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Spraggan has requested to sing one of her own on saturday....exclusively here are the lyrics

My girlfriend came home friday with a brand new motor car.
She told me I could drive it, I said Helen you're a star.
We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag
then of course we had celebrate the purchase with a shag.

We go dogging,
We go dogging,
We're a treat for any passers by out jogging.
We do it 'cos we've found
that when people crowd around
it is somehow more profound
when we're dogging.

We saw that a crowd had gathered it was cheering fit to burst.
An Hel was close to peaking though she likes me to come first.
My legs were out the sunroof as I really hit my stride.
Then Helen promptly stopped and cried "The Rozzers are outside!".

We were dogging,
We were dogging,
We were so alarmed our arteries were clogging.
But we took it on chin when the coppers with a grin said:
"Can anyone join in with your dogging?

Well as you can imagine Hel and I were thrilled to bits.
I love to feel a coppers truncheon in between my tits.
My ecstasy was mounting I was feeling so alive,
When who should wander by but a bloke from channel 5.

He likes dogging
HE likes dogging
He signed us for a series he was flogging.
So watch out for Hel and me and the odd Celebrity,
We were shagging on TV likely dogging.
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Old 30-10-2012, 02:56
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should be good
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Old 30-10-2012, 08:26
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Haha - I shouldn't laugh cos Lucy is my favourite - but this is quite funny.
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Old 30-10-2012, 09:13
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Next weeks theme is 'Number 1s week' so she can't.
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Old 30-10-2012, 11:02
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Not a fan at all. She needs to stop wearing super skinny jeans, her legs look like overstuffed sausages. Also she's very 1 dimensional and im bored of her wannabe Kate Nash singing.
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Old 30-10-2012, 11:21
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I'm really sick of her. She truly does think she's all that and a bag of chips. She's coming close to tying with Maloney the Phoney as my most disliked contestant of this series.
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Old 30-10-2012, 11:23
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I'm really sick of her. She truly does think she's all that and a bag of chips. She's coming close to tying with Maloney the Phoney as my most disliked contestant of this series.
See what you did there. You just gave her a whole new song title for her next new ditty.
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Old 30-10-2012, 11:26
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See what you did there. You just gave her a whole new song title for her next new ditty.
I'm sorry!
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Old 30-10-2012, 11:26
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Next weeks theme is 'Number 1s week' so she can't.
Well no. The song How Much Was That Doggy in the Window was a number 1 in the 1950s so there is a sort of tenuous link. In fact no less tenuous than some of the songs supposedly with a Halloween theme last Sat'day
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Old 30-10-2012, 11:30
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You are forgiven but never do it again. It's hard as you never know what she'll pick out next.
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Old 30-10-2012, 12:03
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You are forgiven but never do it again. It's hard as you never know what she'll pick out next.
I will be much more careful in the future, believe me!
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Old 30-10-2012, 12:53
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They won't let her sing that before the watershed.
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Old 30-10-2012, 13:03
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Well no. The song How Much Was That Doggy in the Window was a number 1 in the 1950s so there is a sort of tenuous link. In fact no less tenuous than some of the songs supposedly with a Halloween theme last Sat'day
Don't tell Tulisa, she'll make it a mash-up!
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Old 30-10-2012, 13:06
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So we'll be boning for her then?
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Old 30-10-2012, 13:15
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Oh no, her own song? Please, tell me it's not true!
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Old 30-10-2012, 13:23
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when was this no1?
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Old 30-10-2012, 13:39
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Next weeks theme is 'Number 1s week' so she can't.
this.
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Old 30-10-2012, 13:59
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Please tell me this is a joke and you made up those lyrics yourself.
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Old 30-10-2012, 14:00
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXzaVOk_Ydk&noredirect=1
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Old 30-10-2012, 14:02
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just a kate nash clone
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Old 30-10-2012, 14:27
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You are forgiven but never do it again. It's hard as you never know what she'll pick out next.
Imagine Tulisa's face if she sang a song called 'Fag Ash Breath'
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Old 30-10-2012, 14:47
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Imagine Tulisa's face if she sang a song called 'Fag Ash Breath'
Boom! And she has here save me song right there.
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Old 31-10-2012, 13:52
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lmao brilliant
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Old 31-10-2012, 14:04
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Spraggan has requested to sing one of her own on saturday....exclusively here are the lyrics

My girlfriend came home friday with a brand new motor car.
She told me I could drive it, I said Helen you're a star.
We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag
then of course we had celebrate the purchase with a shag.

We go dogging,
We go dogging,
We're a treat for any passers by out jogging.
We do it 'cos we've found
that when people crowd around
it is somehow more profound
when we're dogging.

We saw that a crowd had gathered it was cheering fit to burst.
An Hel was close to peaking though she likes me to come first.
My legs were out the sunroof as I really hit my stride.
Then Helen promptly stopped and cried "The Rozzers are outside!".

We were dogging,
We were dogging,
We were so alarmed our arteries were clogging.
But we took it on chin when the coppers with a grin said:
"Can anyone join in with your dogging?

Well as you can imagine Hel and I were thrilled to bits.
I love to feel a coppers truncheon in between my tits.
My ecstasy was mounting I was feeling so alive,
When who should wander by but a bloke from channel 5.

He likes dogging
HE likes dogging
He signed us for a series he was flogging.
So watch out for Hel and me and the odd Celebrity,
We were shagging on TV likely dogging.
Just watched the video on you tube. Silly me for a minute I thought they were your own words..
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Old 31-10-2012, 14:24
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She should sing Last Night again since it actually fits the theme.
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