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Old 30-10-2012, 18:51
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Hi There

Just for a bit of fun, there's an EastEnders one below but can anyone think of classic lines from Bad Girls, here's one i saw last night.

Jim Fenner to Snowball

Jim: You must think your tits are made of teflon.

Anyone know of anymore?
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Old 30-10-2012, 18:53
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Fenner to Yvonne Atkins:

"Goodbye, Atkins! Don't bother screaming, you may need to save up the oxygen"
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Old 30-10-2012, 18:55
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I bet Carah-Lee would be good at this ....
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Old 30-10-2012, 18:57
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Theres a whole thread of em somewhere.
Bad Girls was great!
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Old 30-10-2012, 19:04
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i remember when an older women was very posh in season 1 and had down syndrome son.cant remember her name (monica ) i think well i like her posh acent when bodybag wanted to crotch her and body bag goes its routine . in a posh accent "she replies wjhat the ****ing hell do you think i have consealed in my knickers lol

and the two julies lol there song was domic super dick he got balls we want to lick lol
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Old 30-10-2012, 19:05
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"Hair like a rat's nest" when talking about Denny Blood's mother Jessie Devlin.
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Old 30-10-2012, 19:06
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Ahh Bad Girls! Is it repeated on any channel? I'd love to watch it again!
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Old 30-10-2012, 19:07
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Ahh Bad Girls! Is it repeated on any channel? I'd love to watch it again!
You don't need channels these days to see it.
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Old 30-10-2012, 19:14
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Ahh Bad Girls! Is it repeated on any channel? I'd love to watch it again!
If you have Sky, CBS Drama (149) have just started Series 5. However, it's on at Midnight!
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Old 30-10-2012, 19:55
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You don't need channels these days to see it.
Haha, I guess not. I prefer watching it on the tv though...

Ooh, thanks EEFanatic. I may well have to set that up to record!
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Old 30-10-2012, 20:27
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I bet Carah-Lee would be good at this ....
Where is Carah? I hope she aint left us for a denim wearing hard nut!
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Old 30-10-2012, 20:31
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Where is Carah? I hope she aint left us for a denim wearing hard nut!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 30-10-2012, 20:32
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I loved Renee's "How would you like your tits dipped in the deep fat fryer" to Shell.

I can't remember the exact conversation, but I think somebody was talking about Bodybag having sex and Yvonne saying "They'd have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot first". Yvonne always came out with great one-liners with Bodybag.

I wasn't the biggest fan of the show post-Yvonne's death and felt most of the new characters introduced where complete panto caricatures, but I always laugh at Darlene's "You scared ahm going carve somebody wit dem Jammie Dodger?!" line.
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Old 30-10-2012, 21:30
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Darlene came out with many awesome one liners

During a rooftop protest to the prison officers on the ground below.
"We is 'igher than yooo, so we is betta than yooo"

During the Christmas panto when she was playing Snow White and Arun who was playing the prince was going to kiss her
"Me alive again!"

I remember some funny stuff when her and Janine were writing a book too.
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Old 31-10-2012, 04:40
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It was very amusing when many of the girls were

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Old 31-10-2012, 04:45
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Bodybag - ''Do I look like I was born yesterday?''
Atkins - ''Not unless you age at the speed of light.''
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Old 31-10-2012, 04:46
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Gina (to Sylvia) - ''You never ring your old man to tell him to get your haemorrhoid cream?''
Sylvia - ''You leave Bobby out of this.''
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Old 31-10-2012, 04:47
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Sylvia Hollamby: You don't know what Bobby and I are going through right now. Shall I tell you how many people he's buried in the first half of this tax year? Five... and two of them were children.

Jim Fenner: Shit, poor kids!

Sylvia Hollamby: Poor us, Jim! Half the coffin, half the profit!
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Old 31-10-2012, 07:44
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As soon as I saw this thread I could only think of one....
Darlene Cake in her first episode
''what do you think im gonna do, cut myself on these jammy doggers''
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Old 31-10-2012, 08:53
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Yvonne: ''Buy a Mars bar Denny, see if Mrs. Hollamby can find a good use for it''
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Old 31-10-2012, 09:26
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pretty much anything yvonne said was hilarious
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Old 31-10-2012, 09:55
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Darlene Cake when the fat one fell off the prison wall.

"She so fat she bounce like a ball"
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Old 31-10-2012, 11:56
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Best one ever was Bodybag: "There's more chance of Zandra Plackett coming off the nasty as there is of Cliff Richard asking me up to his dressing room for cream cakes and sex."
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Old 31-10-2012, 12:12
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I remember Shell Dockley saying to someone
"I'll cut your tits off and make curry out of them "
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Old 31-10-2012, 12:18
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Pull the other one, it farts Elvis!'

Zandra had great one-liners
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