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It will be a tragic story of Mickey Mouse raping Luke Skywalker - and my childhood - for 90 minutes.
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It is revealed that Darth Vader also built the Millennium Falcon
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I've no idea where they should go with it really, there's so many possible directions. But they should definitely avoid rewriting or ignoring the expanded universe. I'm not that into the post-Jedi stuff myself, but an awful lot of fans would be mighty pissed off if the expanded universe was no longer canon.
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maybe we need some insight into darth vader's grandad -- see how it all really started
or maybe a bit on yoda's dad, see how yoda started off bore |
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I think people who remember episodes 4, 5 and 6 want to see the connection like where does Han Solo and chewy go maybe they have a gay thing going on and Disney princess Leah does the turkey Baster bit
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The years Han spent in college learning to understand - but not speak - wookie, while a teenage Chewbacca sits in his treehouse listening to his Linguaphone english course, but having no lips is cursed with the inability to vocalise any of it.
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Episode VII should be an intergalactic blaxploitation homage with Billy Dee Williams as principal cast member.
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IMO Disney's best bet is to jump forward 30 years from Jedi and do their best to move things along in a new direction without negating what has already been written. TBH apart form Timothy Zahn's books and a few of Kevin J Anderson's earlier stuff I've not really kept up with how far into the 'future' after Jedi things have got...
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so for all I know there are books dealing with the SW universe 100 years after Jedi! |
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Not the same level of canon as the film trilogies, surely? Eww. Making up backstories for characters who didn't originally have any is always a bad idea in my opinion, and what they did with Palpatine sounds particularly cheesy.
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Making backstories may sound like a bad idea to you, it's not something that is going to appeal to everyone, but the EU has made Lucasfilm millions of dollars over the years. Not only has it been great business but it has kept the franchise alive and well, generally to the fans satisfaction. |
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Has it really. Well, I don't personally care for the implied message from film-makers that if I want to know more about the storylines of their films, I need to shell out extra money for a book on top of what I've already paid for the cinema tickets or DVDs. If a character's origins aren't explained in the story of the film itself, as far as I'm concerned they aren't explained at all.
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Cracked.com took a dim view of the idea of "Star Wars" sequels:
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They make some good points- it's not like the loss of the Death Star, Vader and Palpatine would cause the Empire to disappear. |
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I suppose on a meta level there's a lot of opportunity here.
Being post-Jedi, everything that happened is history to the (presumably) new characters in the same way SW (esp. the orig. trilogy) is film history to the audience. But old evil has a way of returning....*vadersmiley* |
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I think a Wrong Turn/Cabin Fever/Hills Have Eyes style would make for an entertaining first film.
Teenage jedi students, at spring break, rent a cabin on a remote corner of Tattooine and get terrorized by the inbred cannibalistic offpsring of Luke and Leia I'll get me coat. |
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As long as they continue where Return of the Jedi left off i will be happy. I don't want them going too far into the future, that will really do my head in.
There is a Star Wars game called Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy, that for me would be the perfect follow on story. |
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Surely something new would be a lot better? |
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