I am 100% confident that Brendan will be nowhere near the wedding.

Not really here atm, but am I the only one who thinks that Ste is gonna be perfectly fine and that the spoiler is misleading?
I mean, we got all those pics of Kieron with the ring on and Ste looks totally fine. Not a scar, not a bruise, not a bandage... surely if the mini bus ploughs into him it'll leave some sort of damage that won't heal after just a couple of weeks?

Hmmmmm

I'll forgive yer, I suppose


Where are ya? But yeah I'm not taking it at face value either.

Oh I think Ste will be perfectly fine, the mini bus will probably miss him by an inch or something but yeah I'd be really surprised if he gets hurt!

This is Hollyoaks, Ste could be in a coma with every bone in his body broken and he will be doing the Macerana in a week.

But since his lovely face is untouched I doubt he is hurt at all.

I don't know if any of you are planning on getting married but I wrote you some advice if you've got cold feet.

The second applies to me, thanks for the advice.

Haha I was just about to write this. I mean Brendan was in a wheelchair, then crutches unable to put pressure on his feet then was fine a week afterwards LOL

Haha I love it

Glad I could help

Waiting around in Oxford street for people and silently laughing my head off catching up on here.

You guys is funneh.

Oh and Ste will be slightly hurt!

Also: why have they released promo shots for every character involved in the wedding/crash except Stug?

Well that's what I wondered but maybe it's because they want to keep it quiet if Ste gets hurt?

Ah I love Hollyoaks Village or whatever it is called now, didn't it used to be Dog in the Pond?

Still it is always funny.

It surprises me they're doing another Max, really. Wedding day, running to save the child and getting hit by the vehicle instead...
I really hope we get some amazing, worried Brendan scenes. If Ste does get hurt we've got to get those scenes, right?



This is completely off topic but Ally, you should read "Lamb; the Gospel according to Biff, Christ's childhood best friend" It's my favourite book in the world and it is hilarious. Jesus pays whores to have sex with Biff and describe it in action so he can try to understand the temptations of flesh. And Mary of Magdala (Maggie) does actually get it on with Biff, thinking he's Jesus. They also learn Kung Fu, Buddhism, the Kama Sutra and live with the abdominal snowman for a while. As kids, Biff fancies Jesus' mum and tries to make her his MILF while Jesus huffs to Joseph 'you're not the boss of me'/'you're not my real dad!' when he gets in trouble for putting his face on bread. Genius book.



Sound advice!
I love Hollyoaks

It's still The Dog in the Pond, Hollyoaks Village is just the title of the page really. It's basically so people realise it's about Hollyoaks rather than a drowning animal.

Oh LOL love it.

Is Kieron gonna be in that Fishy Fridays show he's involved in? Or is it just his idea. I didn't realise it was actually gonna be a show thought it was just a twitter thing

Lol mojo, good move. Drowning dogs are no ones favourite thing.

Well probably some peoples but they are just wrong.

That sounds like an hilarious book Pom Pom, I will have to try and hunt it down.

I thought that everyone at the wedding was supposed to get hurt By excluding them from the promo shots they're confirming that nothing bad is gonna happen to them. Bah.
(plot twist: they're the only ones who get hurt )

Probably because they don't want us knowing whats going to happen with them, whether they get married etc.

Even though we do know

People should complain to Ofcom about the moral messages being given to impressionable children.

Oh Sarah

It's already influenced me, I'll no longer be waiting a few years until I'm settled to get married, we're doing it asap *

*I am of course kidding

It'll only end in tears (Hollyoaks I mean, not mine )

Hello...I've been away the last couple of days. Whats happened?

Hello... I don't think anything's happened except Soap Scoop and a picture of Emmett on set in Chez Chez yesterday morning.