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Old 09-11-2012, 07:51
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Telling us the information we all needed to hear that Leo had such a big c*ck that she always got cystitis.

No such thing as a self edit or TMI in her world is there? Especially when she's got something of hers to promote
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Old 09-11-2012, 08:09
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Ho hum.

She's always got to come out with a jibe about her bloke's genitals, she did it with Andre ('size of an acorn' or ' size of a Sky remote' depending on how generous she was feeling) and IIRC Reid too, but she's such a coward she only does it after she's chewed 'em up and spat 'em out. (The men, that is, not the genitals).
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:00
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You can fool some of the people some of the time....but she cannot help reverting to type
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:21
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Ho hum.

She's always got to come out with a jibe about her bloke's genitals, she did it with Andre ('size of an acorn' or ' size of a Sky remote' depending on how generous she was feeling) and IIRC Reid too, but she's such a coward she only does it after she's chewed 'em up and spat 'em out. (The men, that is, not the genitals).
It probably looked the size of an acorn next to her massive gash.
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:38
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With the possible exception of Peter Andre (who just isn't that bright), no self respecting man would want to get themselves involved with Katie Price. She is just going to spend her life trawling through a list of fame junkies until she is too old to even be able to attract them. Maybe if she got some self respect but you can't teach an old dog new tricks...
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:46
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I don't even get it. *Do* big ones cause cystitis? Maybe she just needs to drink more cranberry juice
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Old 09-11-2012, 09:55
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Yes when she said PA's diddler was as big as a Skyplus Pad..
now there was a chance missed by sky
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Old 09-11-2012, 10:14
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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...-the-time.html

Telling us the information we all needed to hear that Leo had such a big c*ck that she always got cystitis.

No such thing as a self edit or TMI in her world is there? Especially when she's got something of hers to promote
The woman has no self-awareness, no class and no knowledge of what actually causes cystitis!
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Old 09-11-2012, 10:28
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The woman has no self-awareness, no class and no knowledge of what actually causes cystitis!
Frequent and/or vigorous sex increases the chances of physical damage or bruising, which in turn makes the likelihood of cystitis developing higher.
Sexually active women have a higher risk of bacteria entering via the urethra.
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Old 09-11-2012, 10:31
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Ugh..! I was always under the impression cystitis is caused by bacteria - so I guess Leo has a skanky kn*b?
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Old 09-11-2012, 11:08
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It probably looked the size of an acorn next to her massive gash.
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Old 09-11-2012, 11:20
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If we & the media ignored her, she'd eventually go away
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Old 09-11-2012, 11:29
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It probably looked the size of an acorn next to her massive gash.
Lol I think the size of her latest victims c*ck depends on the mood she is in! She really has no class at all what normal man would want her!
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Old 09-11-2012, 11:53
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TMI as far as I'm concerned ... I don't need to know about Leo's bits
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:27
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Tiny bit TMI. I didn't want to know.
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:32
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Ho hum.

She's always got to come out with a jibe about her bloke's genitals, she did it with Andre ('size of an acorn' or ' size of a Sky remote' depending on how generous she was feeling) and IIRC Reid too, but she's such a coward she only does it after she's chewed 'em up and spat 'em out. (The men, that is, not the genitals).
I wonder if leo will reply likewise about her?
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:54
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so I guess Leo has a skanky kn*b?
*spits out coca cola laughing*
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:55
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I wonder if leo will reply likewise about her?
Hopefully! Why dont they play her at her own game?
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Old 09-11-2012, 15:04
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I wonder if leo will reply likewise about her?
I doubt he'd be able to add anything we don't already know (or have seen )
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Old 09-11-2012, 15:22
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For the sake of your children Katie Price, please, please keep your nasty gob shut. Better to keep quiet and let people think you're a classless nasty tart, than to open it and let them know you are a classless nasty tart.

And I'm no fan of any of her ex's either, all 347 of them
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Old 09-11-2012, 17:25
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Oh good, glad to see she has moved on and matured.
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Old 09-11-2012, 17:52
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Frequent and/or vigorous sex increases the chances of physical damage or bruising, which in turn makes the likelihood of cystitis developing higher.
Sexually active women have a higher risk of bacteria entering via the urethra.
And as Katie has probably got a dual carriageway down their she probably suffers often with all the traffic . I heard she is opening a picnic site there so people can pull over and take a rest.
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Old 09-11-2012, 18:20
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The worst thing is there is a generation of young women and girls who aspire to be Jordan and no doubt will copy her behaviour when it comes to the nothing is private style mouthing off. Except this to continue into the future with all the wannabes out there. Horrible.
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Old 09-11-2012, 18:27
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Vile chav
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Old 09-11-2012, 18:43
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. I heard she is opening a picnic site there so people can pull over and take a rest.
Would that be like throwing a sausage down oxford street?
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