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SCD Wk 6 Discussion Thread: 10th November 6.30pm
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Originally Posted by filton106:
“so here I am in windy cyprus and thanking you all in advance for the comments and scores of the show, this is how I watch it until it comes on i player on the bbc tomorrow xxx”
“so here I am in windy cyprus and thanking you all in advance for the comments and scores of the show, this is how I watch it until it comes on i player on the bbc tomorrow xxx”
Hi filton - hope we can give you a good account of whats happening!
[Three minutes of BBC production team montage of sets, director's boxes and the backstreet bars Robin visits to pick up....tips. I said tips"
"My name is Victoria, I ride bikes,
You could say I'm built like a man
But evidently my nerves come first
Which is why when I go on the floor
I might as we be SuperGran"
[Louis pushes her out of the way]
So I have a attitude like Swiss Cheese
And oiler than greece
But that's only cos I'm Born This Way
You might say I'm a jerk
By the way that I work
But I'm gymnast honey, I was Born This Way!
(Richard is on your ITV screen
He might be gay. he's not a queen"
[Strictly dance troupe perform a tempo-changing routine called "We Used To Be Wanted (We Even Had a Black Woman, What More Do You Want?)"
[Erin is on the floor, lit by only a spotlight]
"They say life is just a simple thing
Bored out of your mind, what can you tell?
I've had my life lit up with the gays
And all failed sportsman as well!
Isn't it good? (It's not good)
Isn't it well? (I'm not well)
Isn't it MADNESS!
I'm under a spell!
Before I was dragged off my island I was HUGE
I BELONG IN BALLROOM!
I know it so well"
[Erin flaunts off weeping, a coconut held out to her by a stagehand]
[The ballroom is lit with a thousand lights, and a hundred dancers run onto the stage as part of a well rehearsed routine]
[Music starts, one loan female dancer amongst the obvious professionals is lit with a single spot light]
"Me!
I'm not a Ringer!
I take every chance you give"
"Me!
I'm not a Singer!
I know every lyric you live!"
Me!
A single sensation!
Me!
A Big Breakfast Veteran!
ME!!!!
ME!!!!
ME!!!"
[An entire flash mob appears, suspiciously well rehearsed]
"ONE!
Singular sensation, when will this wonder cease?
GONE!
All of the 90s! My name is DENISE!
ONE!
Singular sensation!
GONE!
My rivalry with Roslin!
ONE!
ONE!
I'M NUMBER ONE!!!!!"
[slow piano music starts, a loan female figure is one the stage]
"I'm a larger woman, it's true
And I know you judge me so
When I move my tango steps
You think I'd snap the ground below!
Louder! Louder! As if I have a choice!
I'm doing it for the chubbers, my boys!
Doing it for the queers!
Louder! Louder! Yes. I'm a Pride March in Drag!
I might as well BE A MAN!
Don't you hear it dear?!"
[the tempo changes,a man bops and moves on stage]
"So I beat the Chinese in keep fit!
And you still think I don;t have it?
I've got the moooooves, I'm Louis
The Moooooves, I'm Louis
The MoooooooOOOOOOooooves, I'm Louis!
Yes you say my shyness is silly
But I've got a 12" willy
I've got the moooooves, I'm Louis
The Moooooves, I'm Louis
The MoooooooOOOOOOooooves, I'm Louis!!"
[Dave Arch leaves the set at this point]
"Hey Dani, do you know who I am?
Used to be in Westlife, had such a jam!"
"Hey Nicky, look at me!
You didn't have 80% of the viewers on CBBC!"
Tell Me More, Tell Me More!
Walsh said I had it made
Tell You What, Tell You What
He hoped you were GAY!
[a dance troupe appears, doing an Anton Waltz (TM)]
"This is the END
I've had the cakes and the vanilla slices!
You can have my number, you can my name
You'll never have my BMI
As the FERN CALLS
As the Dance Steps FALLS
We've got it all, FOREVER
As FERN CALLS
[the This Morning set is made up behind her]
"What he did was stupid, right
I wouldn't have done it, like
I would have grabbed Cameron's neck, and twisted it!!
As the FERN CALLS
As the diet CRUMBLES
I'll be Artem's MUMMY as he cries in the corner, AS FERN FALLS"
[Kimberley Walsh descends from a giant Rabbit Vibrator]
"Something kinda UUUUGH
Something kinda OOH AAH
Something kinda MAAAAAA YES! OH GOD!!!! MY HELL!!!!!!! OH YES! YES! YESSSSSS!!!!!!
[Kimberley is detached from the giant Vibrator]
"A little solo single might make you sick
A little dance routine you rehearse
Remember who's the real girl band star here
I guess you could say it's a curse
Oh yes I know that you say that you're one of our own, that you always had us in your heart
Is that why you went to America, then? Left us ripped apart?
I've got to fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,fight, fight, fight, fight...
[Kimberley is taken off stage for repair]
"Some people think I'm bonkers, but I'm just Michael Vaughan, you might think I'm a white boy, but I've got the moves going on!"
[Men in white coats drag Michael off stage]"
"My name is Victoria, I ride bikes,
You could say I'm built like a man
But evidently my nerves come first
Which is why when I go on the floor
I might as we be SuperGran"
[Louis pushes her out of the way]
So I have a attitude like Swiss Cheese
And oiler than greece
But that's only cos I'm Born This Way
You might say I'm a jerk
By the way that I work
But I'm gymnast honey, I was Born This Way!
(Richard is on your ITV screen
He might be gay. he's not a queen"
[Strictly dance troupe perform a tempo-changing routine called "We Used To Be Wanted (We Even Had a Black Woman, What More Do You Want?)"
[Erin is on the floor, lit by only a spotlight]
"They say life is just a simple thing
Bored out of your mind, what can you tell?
I've had my life lit up with the gays
And all failed sportsman as well!
Isn't it good? (It's not good)
Isn't it well? (I'm not well)
Isn't it MADNESS!
I'm under a spell!
Before I was dragged off my island I was HUGE
I BELONG IN BALLROOM!
I know it so well"
[Erin flaunts off weeping, a coconut held out to her by a stagehand]
[The ballroom is lit with a thousand lights, and a hundred dancers run onto the stage as part of a well rehearsed routine]
[Music starts, one loan female dancer amongst the obvious professionals is lit with a single spot light]
"Me!
I'm not a Ringer!
I take every chance you give"
"Me!
I'm not a Singer!
I know every lyric you live!"
Me!
A single sensation!
Me!
A Big Breakfast Veteran!
ME!!!!
ME!!!!
ME!!!"
[An entire flash mob appears, suspiciously well rehearsed]
"ONE!
Singular sensation, when will this wonder cease?
GONE!
All of the 90s! My name is DENISE!
ONE!
Singular sensation!
GONE!
My rivalry with Roslin!
ONE!
ONE!
I'M NUMBER ONE!!!!!"
[slow piano music starts, a loan female figure is one the stage]
"I'm a larger woman, it's true
And I know you judge me so
When I move my tango steps
You think I'd snap the ground below!
Louder! Louder! As if I have a choice!
I'm doing it for the chubbers, my boys!
Doing it for the queers!
Louder! Louder! Yes. I'm a Pride March in Drag!
I might as well BE A MAN!
Don't you hear it dear?!"
[the tempo changes,a man bops and moves on stage]
"So I beat the Chinese in keep fit!
And you still think I don;t have it?
I've got the moooooves, I'm Louis
The Moooooves, I'm Louis
The MoooooooOOOOOOooooves, I'm Louis!
Yes you say my shyness is silly
But I've got a 12" willy
I've got the moooooves, I'm Louis
The Moooooves, I'm Louis
The MoooooooOOOOOOooooves, I'm Louis!!"
[Dave Arch leaves the set at this point]
"Hey Dani, do you know who I am?
Used to be in Westlife, had such a jam!"
"Hey Nicky, look at me!
You didn't have 80% of the viewers on CBBC!"
Tell Me More, Tell Me More!
Walsh said I had it made
Tell You What, Tell You What
He hoped you were GAY!
[a dance troupe appears, doing an Anton Waltz (TM)]
"This is the END
I've had the cakes and the vanilla slices!
You can have my number, you can my name
You'll never have my BMI
As the FERN CALLS
As the Dance Steps FALLS
We've got it all, FOREVER
As FERN CALLS
[the This Morning set is made up behind her]
"What he did was stupid, right
I wouldn't have done it, like
I would have grabbed Cameron's neck, and twisted it!!
As the FERN CALLS
As the diet CRUMBLES
I'll be Artem's MUMMY as he cries in the corner, AS FERN FALLS"
[Kimberley Walsh descends from a giant Rabbit Vibrator]
"Something kinda UUUUGH
Something kinda OOH AAH
Something kinda MAAAAAA YES! OH GOD!!!! MY HELL!!!!!!! OH YES! YES! YESSSSSS!!!!!!
[Kimberley is detached from the giant Vibrator]
"A little solo single might make you sick
A little dance routine you rehearse
Remember who's the real girl band star here
I guess you could say it's a curse
Oh yes I know that you say that you're one of our own, that you always had us in your heart
Is that why you went to America, then? Left us ripped apart?
I've got to fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,fight, fight, fight, fight...
[Kimberley is taken off stage for repair]
"Some people think I'm bonkers, but I'm just Michael Vaughan, you might think I'm a white boy, but I've got the moves going on!"
[Men in white coats drag Michael off stage]"
Originally Posted by stargazer61:
“Evening all!
Still struggling to post via a mobile phone or a creaking dongle!”
“Evening all!
Still struggling to post via a mobile phone or a creaking dongle!”
Creaking Dongle! Are you referring to Brucie
Claudia stands so awkwardly or she's drooped over or something... or the dress of just so unflattering..
ooooh, my heart, heart heart skips a beat
I love the opening credits
handsome men
Claudia is not wearing black
Tess dress depressed or impressed?
about half
audience is a bit hyped
I love the opening credits
handsome men
Claudia is not wearing black
Tess dress depressed or impressed?
about half
audience is a bit hyped
Originally Posted by filton106:
“so here I am in windy cyprus and thanking you all in advance for the comments and scores of the show, this is how I watch it until it comes on i player on the bbc tomorrow xxx”
“so here I am in windy cyprus and thanking you all in advance for the comments and scores of the show, this is how I watch it until it comes on i player on the bbc tomorrow xxx”
Hello and welcome
No Brucie tonight, so there's a bonus already.
Originally Posted by brendans babe:
“Hi filton - hope we can give you a good account of whats happening!”
“Hi filton - hope we can give you a good account of whats happening!”
thank you! you all always do!:
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