I'll kick off with "I'm a Little Christams Cracker" by the Bouncing Czechs - Jon Harle played this regularly in the run up to Christmas when he used to do the late night show on BBC Radios Cumbria, Newcastle &Cleveland.
Worst Christmas Song EVER?
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That cliff richard 'millienuim prayer' was quite laughable. Although my mum would probably slap me stupid for slagging sir cliff. 
Originally Posted by tubeoflube:
“That cliff richard 'millienuim prayer' was quite laughable”
“That cliff richard 'millienuim prayer' was quite laughable”
Oh dear, I'd totally forgotten about that. Maybe subjectively removed the horror from my memory. Thanks for reminding me
The cheeky girls' Christmas song...don't know it's name but I think it's something like 'Cheeky Christmas song'. That is pretty bad, however, I reckon that Paul Holt's 'Fifty Grand for Christmas' is even worse. The video for Paul Holt's song is beyond bad.
dunno if u can class this as an actually xmas song cas its not about xmas but was christmas number one lol.....Mr blobby! dreadful! how on earth did that get to number one i will never know
Has anybody heard that bloody awful song about getting £50,000 for Christmas? What's going othere? Is he a local radio DJ? Or just a **** in general?
Originally Posted by Mr Duck Butter:
“Has anybody heard that bloody awful song about getting £50,000 for Christmas? What's going othere? Is he a local radio DJ? Or just a **** in general?”
“Has anybody heard that bloody awful song about getting £50,000 for Christmas? What's going othere? Is he a local radio DJ? Or just a **** in general?”
He was a guy that auditioned for the x-factor and Simon Cowell said that if he got to number one at Christmas he would write him a cheque for £50,000, so he has produced a song about it. His name is Paul Holt. I agree, as I said on a previous post, it is an awful song.
Paul McCartney(or was it Wings?)
Simply having a wonderful christmas time.
That line was repeated over and over and it used to make me cringe.
Simply having a wonderful christmas time.
That line was repeated over and over and it used to make me cringe.
Anything on Jessica Simpson's Xmas album except Let It Snow.................................Actually no, I'd say "Silent Night" by Sinead O'Conner.
Originally Posted by marzipan:
“He was a guy that auditioned for the x-factor and Simon Cowell said that if he got to number one at Christmas he would write him a cheque for £50,000, so he has produced a song about it. His name is Paul Holt. I agree, as I said on a previous post, it is an awful song.”
“He was a guy that auditioned for the x-factor and Simon Cowell said that if he got to number one at Christmas he would write him a cheque for £50,000, so he has produced a song about it. His name is Paul Holt. I agree, as I said on a previous post, it is an awful song.”
Hmm, should I buy an CD for someone I don't know to get £50,000 or should I buy Band Aid, where the money goes somewhere useful...
Originally Posted by Becker:
“Hmm, should I buy an CD for someone I don't know to get £50,000 or should I buy Band Aid, where the money goes somewhere useful...”
“Hmm, should I buy an CD for someone I don't know to get £50,000 or should I buy Band Aid, where the money goes somewhere useful...”
hmmm....tough question!!
Personally, I think Paul Holt should donate a certain amount of money from each single he sells to a charity such as band aid, considering he can't sing and all songs like that are usually made to raise money for a good cause, but then again would people buy that single...its just whiney and repetitive. Personally, if I was to buy the singles...I'd buy Band Aid, I could not possibly face buying or listening to Paul Holt's song....ever!! 
Originally Posted by marzipan:
“He was a guy that auditioned for the x-factor and Simon Cowell said that if he got to number one at Christmas he would write him a cheque for £50,000, so he has produced a song about it. His name is Paul Holt. I agree, as I said on a previous post, it is an awful song.”
“He was a guy that auditioned for the x-factor and Simon Cowell said that if he got to number one at Christmas he would write him a cheque for £50,000, so he has produced a song about it. His name is Paul Holt. I agree, as I said on a previous post, it is an awful song.”
lol how much would it actually cost though to record the track and then produce enough CDs to get to number 1!?
Originally Posted by Johnny English:
“Anything on Jessica Simpson's Xmas album except Let It Snow.................................Actually no, I'd say "Silent Night" by Sinead O'Conner.”
“Anything on Jessica Simpson's Xmas album except Let It Snow.................................Actually no, I'd say "Silent Night" by Sinead O'Conner.”
No way - Sinead O'Connor's version of "Silent Night" is definitive.
Originally Posted by marzipan:
“hmmm....tough question!! Personally, I think Paul Holt should donate a certain amount of money from each single he sells to a charity such as band aid, considering he can't sing and all songs like that are usually made to raise money for a good cause, but then again would people buy that single...its just whiney and repetitive. Personally, if I was to buy the singles...I'd buy Band Aid, I could not possibly face buying or listening to Paul Holt's song....ever!! ”
“hmmm....tough question!!
Personally, I think Paul Holt should donate a certain amount of money from each single he sells to a charity such as band aid, considering he can't sing and all songs like that are usually made to raise money for a good cause, but then again would people buy that single...its just whiney and repetitive. Personally, if I was to buy the singles...I'd buy Band Aid, I could not possibly face buying or listening to Paul Holt's song....ever!! ”
Mum's got the original, and as much as I don't like the song I ought to buy the new one.
Paul Holt... what an annoying young man he is. The video is complete dross too!
Originally Posted by Plant:
“Paul McCartney(or was it Wings?)
Simply having a wonderful christmas time.
That line was repeated over and over and it used to make me cringe.”
“Paul McCartney(or was it Wings?)
Simply having a wonderful christmas time.
That line was repeated over and over and it used to make me cringe.”
funny thats the only xmas song i can stand, all the others are equal 1st as the worst
Originally Posted by Glitter_babe:
“dunno if u can class this as an actually xmas song cas its not about xmas but was christmas number one lol.....Mr blobby! dreadful! how on earth did that get to number one i will never know”
“dunno if u can class this as an actually xmas song cas its not about xmas but was christmas number one lol.....Mr blobby! dreadful! how on earth did that get to number one i will never know”
stopped Take That getting to no 1 with Babe ...
*snaps out of girly reminiscing*
Whigfield's 'Last Christmas' cover was pants
Originally Posted by anneonholiday:
“stopped Take That getting to no 1 with Babe ...
*snaps out of girly reminiscing*
Whigfield's 'Last Christmas' cover was pants”
“stopped Take That getting to no 1 with Babe ...
*snaps out of girly reminiscing*
Whigfield's 'Last Christmas' cover was pants”
The management of Take That were to blame for that, they released Babe a week too early.
It knocked Mr Blobby off the top but then Mr Blobby went back to Number 1 for the Xmas week.
The first week sales of Take That were always the highest, so they should have released it a week later.
Bob the Builder, because this kiddie-friendly rubbish stopped the fantastic Angels by Robbie Williams getting to Christmas Number 1. In fact, Angels didn't get to Number 1 at all- I HATE Robbie but this song is an absolute CLASSIC!!!!
Ronan Keating's version of 'Fairytale of New York'.
They played it on Radio 1 last week as a joke. Cringeworthy, dire and embarassing.
They played it on Radio 1 last week as a joke. Cringeworthy, dire and embarassing.
Originally Posted by christygreer:
“Bob the Builder, because this kiddie-friendly rubbish stopped the fantastic Angels by Robbie Williams getting to Christmas Number 1. In fact, Angels didn't get to Number 1 at all- I HATE Robbie but this song is an absolute CLASSIC!!!!”
“Bob the Builder, because this kiddie-friendly rubbish stopped the fantastic Angels by Robbie Williams getting to Christmas Number 1. In fact, Angels didn't get to Number 1 at all- I HATE Robbie but this song is an absolute CLASSIC!!!!”
"Angels" only got to number 4 in the charts so it was two other records besides BTB that prevented it getting to number one.
Plus, "Angels" is vastly overrated IMO - "Strong" is a far better song - not that I'm a big fan of Robbie's but credit where it's due.
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