My friend doesn't even watch Hollyoaks but asked what it was like and I summarised it for her HAHAHA
Three couples are getting married
Tony/Cindy & Ste/Doug [they are gay but really Ste loves Brendan] they are sharing a wedding venue
Jono/Ruby are 16 and running off to Gretna Green to get married with all of their friends. They steal a van not knowing the brakes are faulty. 2 Of their friends don't agree they should be getting married and chase them in the car [the driver is high on drugs] and he tries to run them off the road.
They find cakes in the van because the person who was using the van was supposed to drop the cakes to the joint wedding venue and they feel bad so they decide they should go their and deliver the cakes themselves.
Brakes are faulty obviously and Ste's daughter runs into the road. Maddie [driver of the van] swerves missing Ste's daughter but hitting Ste. He's unconcious in a coma but I read spoilers and I know he lives.

The van ploughs through the whole venue... And goes into a fireball basically once everybody but one friend is out. He dies [Maddie knows he was alive but leaves him in their to die cos shes a b**tch basically]
When the fireball happens the vandoor literally explodes and hits Maddie on the head which I have actually been laughing at since it happened cos it was fooking funny..
Then Rhys[I think you know him cos he was in it when you watched] is married to Jacqui but he’s been having an affair with Cindy, who is getting married to Tony but Jacqui doesn’t know this.[ LOOOL]
Yeah anyway. Him and Cindy decided they were going to run away together just before the van ploughed into them. Rhys got trapped underneath rubble. Oh and then the ceiling fell down and the Ambulance man told Jacqui the fire brigade were 10 mins away and he wouldn’t survive 10 mins so it was this big emotional good bye which broke my heart LOL
Oh what happened to Doug?
I don't even care because Brendan and Ste are gonna get together in a month in Dublin and it's gonna be all romantic and amazing, so hopefully he gets forced to go back to America or something. Whatever just out Ste's life..
To somebody that doesn't watch Hollyoaks this proves I'm literally the worst person to Summarise Something LOOL