It would be very nice if Maloney is turfed out of the X Factor this weekend. Nice for his nan to have him home, I mean. 
A victory for Christopher is a victory for all that is good and right in the world.
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To answer the OP's thread title, no it isn't! However it will be very funny. About as funny as it would have been if Lord Wagner had won.
Originally Posted by GibsonSG:
“To answer the OP's thread title, no it isn't! However it will be very funny. About as funny as it would have been if Lord Wagner had won.”
“To answer the OP's thread title, no it isn't! However it will be very funny. About as funny as it would have been if Lord Wagner had won.”
I would howl with laughter but he won't win.
Originally Posted by Floh:
“It would be very nice if Maloney is turfed out of the X Factor this weekend. Nice for his nan to have him home, I mean.”
“It would be very nice if Maloney is turfed out of the X Factor this weekend. Nice for his nan to have him home, I mean.
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Originally Posted by TheBaronSpell:
“Christmas number 1 this year will be a duet between Christopher & Nana. A cover version of 'Islands In The Stream'
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“Christmas number 1 this year will be a duet between Christopher & Nana. A cover version of 'Islands In The Stream'
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Help, I need a vomit bag....and fast............
Wagner was a wonderful individual and a very talented singer; however, I think Christopher surpasses him.
Christopher has the looks and talent to dominate the music business for generations to come.
Christopher has the looks and talent to dominate the music business for generations to come.
Originally Posted by Mr Hunny Bunny:
“Wagner was a wonderful individual and a very talented singer; however, I think Christopher surpasses him.
Christopher has the looks and talent to dominate the music business for generations to come.”
“Wagner was a wonderful individual and a very talented singer; however, I think Christopher surpasses him.
Christopher has the looks and talent to dominate the music business for generations to come.”
lord wagner hath no mercy for the orange bunnies
Originally Posted by Mr Hunny Bunny:
“Christopher is a human being with feelings.
Bullies won't stop his march on to victory.”
“Christopher is a human being with feelings.
Bullies won't stop his march on to victory.”
In the words of the Sex Pistols: he aint no human being.
im not a huge fan of him at al but i want him to make it as far as possible im tired of the hatred of him by the judges and the public.
Originally Posted by rbdcay:
“And get him out almost immediately.
The joke has worn incredibly thin. Like an orange peel.”
“And get him out almost immediately.
The joke has worn incredibly thin. Like an orange peel.”
Christopher is NOT a joke act
Christopher Baloney is quite simply the WORST X Factor contestant ever. There will never be worse. He is an aberration.
But I think he SHOULD win. He will thereafter disappear without trace and the runners-up will go on to the success they deserve.
But I think he SHOULD win. He will thereafter disappear without trace and the runners-up will go on to the success they deserve.
Originally Posted by contessa:
“Christopher Baloney is quite simply the WORST X Factor contestant ever. There will never be worse. He is an aberration.
But I think he SHOULD win. He will thereafter disappear without trace and the runners-up will go on to the success they deserve.”
“Christopher Baloney is quite simply the WORST X Factor contestant ever. There will never be worse. He is an aberration.
But I think he SHOULD win. He will thereafter disappear without trace and the runners-up will go on to the success they deserve.”
How can the peoples champion be the worst ever?
Originally Posted by Sun Tzu.:
“How can the peoples champion be the worst ever?”
“How can the peoples champion be the worst ever?”
The haters of the Magnificent One are just bitter.
In fact it has been statistically proven that those most likely to hate Christopher are frustrated virgins.
Let's make it happen.
Christopher is a beacon of resilience for all tortured and oppressed souls around the world.
The way he has so courageously overcome his nerves, and battled against a concerted campaign of televised bullying is just so extraordinary that it can hardly be put into words.
He really should be recognised at the Pride of Britain awards.
I think that any of us who have suffered in our lives can look up to Chris as the personification of courage overcoming despair.
That is why Christopher should be crowned this year’s X Factor winner. The show will simply lose credibility if he does not.
Christopher is a beacon of resilience for all tortured and oppressed souls around the world.
The way he has so courageously overcome his nerves, and battled against a concerted campaign of televised bullying is just so extraordinary that it can hardly be put into words.
He really should be recognised at the Pride of Britain awards.
I think that any of us who have suffered in our lives can look up to Chris as the personification of courage overcoming despair.
That is why Christopher should be crowned this year’s X Factor winner. The show will simply lose credibility if he does not.
Originally Posted by Mr Hunny Bunny:
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Last night when he got through it was the highest point of my week. I was so emotional, that I cried myself to sleep. ”
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Last night when he got through it was the highest point of my week. I was so emotional, that I cried myself to sleep. ”
Several million people cried themselves to sleep when the crimson crooner smarmed his way through.
Originally Posted by Mr Hunny Bunny:
“Let's make it happen.
Christopher is a beacon of resilience for all tortured and oppressed souls around the world.
The way he has so courageously overcome his nerves, and battled against a concerted campaign of televised bullying is just so extraordinary that it can hardly be put into words.
He really should be recognised at the Pride of Britain awards.
I think that any of us who have suffered in our lives can look up to Chris as the personification of courage overcoming despair.
That is why Christopher should be crowned this year’s X Factor winner. The show will simply lose credibility if he does not.”
“Let's make it happen.
Christopher is a beacon of resilience for all tortured and oppressed souls around the world.
The way he has so courageously overcome his nerves, and battled against a concerted campaign of televised bullying is just so extraordinary that it can hardly be put into words.
He really should be recognised at the Pride of Britain awards.
I think that any of us who have suffered in our lives can look up to Chris as the personification of courage overcoming despair.
That is why Christopher should be crowned this year’s X Factor winner. The show will simply lose credibility if he does not.”
lmao!
Goodness me
Originally Posted by Floh:
“It would be very nice if Maloney is turfed out of the X Factor this weekend. Nice for his nan to have him home, I mean.”
“It would be very nice if Maloney is turfed out of the X Factor this weekend. Nice for his nan to have him home, I mean.
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See.. I've been very worried about Nanna. Who is looking after her while the Orange One is doing his Des O'Connor impression each week?
Will no one think of the Nannas????
Christopher is the righteous divinity on Earth. Jesus will stand to greet him at the gateway of Heaven.
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