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Old 14-11-2012, 19:21
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STOP JOGGING!

If you end up as bony as me, getting it on will be like obscene Stickle Bricks!
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Old 14-11-2012, 19:31
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Weds 21st, same day as 'Aaron'.

Sorry it's Danny Young (the awful Cockney from C St) not Danny Miller.
Great thanks. Ooh Danny Young - Warren!
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Old 14-11-2012, 20:23
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STOP JOGGING!

If you end up as bony as me, getting it on will be like obscene Stickle Bricks!
My mate had a too skinny guy. She said it was like boning a tree branch!
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Old 14-11-2012, 20:39
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My mate had a too skinny guy. She said it was like boning a tree branch!
Can't,... reply,... too,... funny,...

*composes self*

It is a bit like sharpening a novelty pensil
Anyway I like tubbyness, it's totally hot!

That's it! He's having pie and chips for a week
(Well, definitely 'pie' anyway )
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Old 14-11-2012, 21:29
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Wasn't a very exciting episode
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Old 14-11-2012, 21:45
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Wasn't a very exciting episode
But Charity moaned, Debbie cried, Charity moaned again and Debbie cried some more what else can be more exciting than that!
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Old 14-11-2012, 22:19
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They really should have played Debbie more like tonight during this storyline, I know everyone would sick off her tears by now but at least we would know she cared instead of thinking she was just going through the motions.
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Old 14-11-2012, 22:52
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Awww a Cute pink bear!
They should have kept the bear and burned Cameron.
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Old 14-11-2012, 23:44
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Can't,... reply,... too,... funny,...

*composes self*

It is a bit like sharpening a novelty pensil
Anyway I like tubbyness, it's totally hot!

That's it! He's having pie and chips for a week
(Well, definitely 'pie' anyway )
like one of those joke rubber bendy ones? Their a bit thin and limp though...

Don't overdo the tubbyness though. Too many pies will make Jude look like Abzorbaloff Turner and you don't want to be suffocated. You bring too much fun to the threads.

Btw when Jude's naked do you call him Nude Jude? And if he's doing, er, naughty things Rude Jude?! Hey I've just thought of a name for a dirty vicar's video site!
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Old 15-11-2012, 01:06
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like one of those joke rubber bendy ones? Their a bit thin and limp though...

Don't overdo the tubbyness though. Too many pies will make Jude look like Abzorbaloff Turner and you don't want to be suffocated. You bring too much fun to the threads.

Btw when Jude's naked do you call him Nude Jude? And if he's doing, er, naughty things Rude Jude?! Hey I've just thought of a name for a dirty vicar's video site![/
Absolutely LMFAO at this entire post! BIB: I would soooooo subscribe to that!!!!

But, to answer your question: No, I don't call him any of those things,...

...He taught me it's very, very naughty to speak with your mouth full.

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Old 15-11-2012, 02:10
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†Saint Jude† There's my big, bad, handsome man
Big ?????

Loving Charity's attitude to religion

She's the aniti-SULLA
How can Charity or anyone else in the village( apart from Mrs Birch) be keen on Christianity when their last vicar wasn't

This'll stop his adoration
NEVER !!!!!

Bella has had another growth spurt!!
IT was just her hair

That's very mature of you Liseh.
What a waste of a toy, Liseh!!!
Have they no charity shops in Hotton.

Spoiler


Jude "yucking it up" at the caff instead of holding his canticles vicaring not witnessed
Offering to pray is vicaring

Stupid- this isnt putting Sarah first
Well said

Cain has his faults but he does love Debbie
and her mother

That Cain/Debbie scene was good
Yes it was

I hate bloody Christmas
Father Christmas or the season itself

No bacteria would dare land on debbie
Lisa Dingle did

Liking Charity tonight
and every other night

Tray watch.....He's in the barn sticking pins in his Jude, Marlon, Cheryl and Cain dolls.
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Old 15-11-2012, 08:13
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Evening everybody, thanks for t'thread Mr B.

My embarrassing moment of the day :

Me to the gardener : 'Can it suck or does it only blow?'
Gardener : 'eh?'

(I was talking about his leaf machine)
Ha ha Oldnjaded, I once said to my gardner please cut back my bush as its becoming very overgrown! LOL

On topic, Emy is one ungrateful cow, poor Val and Eric have stuck by her through thick and thin, take yourr lumpy ma an move out of the village sick of looking at that make up caked face!
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Old 15-11-2012, 09:17
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Ha ha Oldnjaded, I once said to my gardner please cut back my bush as its becoming very overgrown! LOL

On topic, Emy is one ungrateful cow, poor Val and Eric have stuck by her through thick and thin, take yourr lumpy ma an move out of the village sick of looking at that make up caked face!
LOL, I bet lots of gardeners have some good stories to tell down the pub.

And Amy and Kerry? I wouldn't miss them either, but I have a horrible feeling we're stuck with both of them now
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:30
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LOL, I bet lots of gardeners have some good stories to tell down the pub.

And Amy and Kerry? I wouldn't miss them either, but I have a horrible feeling we're stuck with both of them now
Can't they completely vanish for a totally made up sounding reason like Val.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:32
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rhumble is a stick on to do that!
I misread that and was thinking all sorts of strange thoughts.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:33
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The SarahBot 2000 is on sleep mode!
Looked more like terminal damage mode to me. Permanent shut down.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:34
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Absolutely LMFAO at this entire post! BIB: I would soooooo subscribe to that!!!!

But, to answer your question: No, I don't call him any of those things,...

...He taught me it's very, very naughty to speak with your mouth full.

surely if he's er, blessed the right way though, that is a physical impossibility, like licking your elbow..
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:35
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Slugden the luckiest bloke on earth!
Now this one really needs a

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Old 15-11-2012, 10:36
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That hairdo makes AWP look like somebody out of Star Wars.
Jabba the Hutt.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:38
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Bloody hell Belle is still alive!
Must be real life School holidays.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:39
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Betty's been in three episodes in a row!
On the run from the retirement home.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:42
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Where's Kerreh and Amy?
Hopefully down the landfill where they belong.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:45
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FFS Kerry stop forcing Alex on poor AWP!
Yes Alex run far far away from those two.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:46
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So why is Andeh wearing an apron and Dobbeh isn't?
Because Debbie never wears an Apron.
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Old 15-11-2012, 10:47
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Charley Webb playing a blinder there. Good stuff.
Past caring to be honest.
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