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Old 16-12-2004, 09:55
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ha ha. from the front page of this site...

Sharon Osbourne's son Jack has launched an attack on Simon Cowell for his behaviour on The X Factor.

The 18-year-old can't forgive the music mogul for comments he made last year claiming that Ozzy's quad bike accident was just a "publicity stunt." Now Jack is apparently pleading with his mother not to sign up for the second series of the ITV talent show.

"I didn’t want my mom to do it," Jack told The Sun. "It was pretty yellow-bellied to go on a show with a guy who’s said so many nasty things about her family and kids. But she went on and the show’s ... interesting. Simon Cowell is a slimeball."

A spokesman for Cowell responded: "I’d be amazed if Jack could spell slimeball, never mind understand what it means."

at the end of the day, they're basically a bunch of chavs with no style, no wit and no redeeming features. sooner gone the better.
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:17
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From March 2003:

The Scottish Daily Record reports Sharon Osbourne blasted Westlife manager Louis Walsh after he called daughter Kelly Osbourne "talentless" and claimed she was only famous because she had a "silly mother and a very silly father." Sharon told Walsh: "You have one up on me and my daughter, as we don't know who you are or what you do. But obviously you are not a father and have not had the privilege of dealing with a lot of young people because no normal human being would have made the comments you made about an 18-year-old girl."

And from June 2003:

Loud-mouthed pop sensation KELLY OSBOURNE has verbally savaged pop svengali LOUIS WALSH.

The opinionated SHUT UP! singer has hit out at the WESTLIFE manager because she says he is "b*****d". She adds, "What an old b*****d. He's a 60-year-old man who said three times he hates me. Anyone who uses 'hate' that much needs help."
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:22
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Anybody would think that this was all fed to the tabloids for publicity or something.

Crazy speculation, I know.
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:31
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There's no smoke without fire
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:35
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Manufactured (or massively exaggerated) "feuds" are used all the time in the entertainment industry, for the mutual publicity of all parties involved.

Just saying.
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:36
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Of course they are but it's funny that it was all said last year before X Factor yet this year her feud was with Simon and her and Lois were bestest mates.
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:50
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Jack must have a very short memory then. Did anyone else see his "Jack Factor" at Sharon's house on ITV 2? He didn't exactly look like he didn't want to be there So if he got paid for it, will he be giving his fee back? Doubt it! Guess he was just sticking up for his mum
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Old 16-12-2004, 11:02
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Originally Posted by criticonabike
A spokesman for Cowell responded: "I’d be amazed if Jack could spell slimeball, never mind understand what it means."
classic!
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Old 16-12-2004, 11:08
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Originally Posted by Darcevarch
classic!
Another industry scam, is "having a relationship" when you have a new album out.....Geri anyone?
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Old 16-12-2004, 11:09
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She's not had that many albums out has she?
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Old 16-12-2004, 11:12
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Originally Posted by oodlesofdoodles
Another industry scam, is "having a relationship" when you have a new album out.....Geri anyone?
eww, no thanks!
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Old 16-12-2004, 11:13
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Originally Posted by bevheth
She's not had that many albums out has she?
Thankfully..........

But every time she has "activity" she is always "dating" someone..........Robbie, Darius etc
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Old 16-12-2004, 11:16
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Ah but it is a parastic or a symbiotic relationship?
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Old 16-12-2004, 11:17
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Originally Posted by bevheth
Ah but it is a parastic or a symbiotic relationship?
She's obviously a Parasite, after all the other party gains nothing.....well apart from a quickie.....maybe....
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Old 16-12-2004, 16:03
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http://www.office-humour.co.uk/pop.c...tent/flash.htm

Talking of chavs - here's "chav aid 2004" for you
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Old 16-12-2004, 16:08
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Originally Posted by Lollapalooza
http://www.office-humour.co.uk/pop.c...tent/flash.htm

Talking of chavs - here's "chav aid 2004" for you
Love it
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Old 16-12-2004, 16:09
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Spare a thought for the chavs this christmas, everyone...
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Old 16-12-2004, 16:49
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I wonder if they were the culprits who broke in and stole my Mum's fancy knickers one Christmas?...............the Chavs, not the Osbournes!
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Old 16-12-2004, 16:55
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gawd so funny yer mams fancy knickers hope theywas clean
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Old 16-12-2004, 17:56
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Lol! Blimey, I bet they had a merry christmas that year, chavindish knicker theives!
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Old 16-12-2004, 19:28
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Originally Posted by Lollapalooza
Lol! Blimey, I bet they had a merry christmas that year, chavindish knicker theives!
If you live in Yorkshire, please tune into Galaxy 105 to Hirsty's Daily Dose 7-10 am, they are running a Save a Chav for Christmas Campaign and it is well funny as are all their shows. Going to work is a pleasure listening to this show but you would probabaly have to be a northerner to get it
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Old 16-12-2004, 20:22
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Sounds funny But unfortunately I'm a born and bred southerner so no chance of me catching that one
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